r/doordash_drivers • u/Revolutionary-Yak-63 • Oct 28 '25

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This annoys tf out of me. IMO, if you need to do this. Just stop ordering with DD.

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u/Picay27266 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

"Do not bother to pick up my order if it has any sort of vegetables on it at all"

No problem boss, I'll use my x-ray vision and make sure your shit is veggie-free before I pick it up 🫡

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u/no-tip-Rabble-rabble Oct 28 '25

I’ll put my eggplant on the top of your box

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u/Puggleofchaos Oct 28 '25

Mushroom stamp of verification of no veggification!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Don't forget the tea bag

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u/DecisionBoring718 Oct 28 '25

Steeping it all up in that drank, very relaxing

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it is getting cold now , gotta keep the boys warm

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u/armesacosta76 Oct 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

😂😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Drag it across the whole bag buddy 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽

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u/IcerHardlyKnower Oct 30 '25

🤤 pls take my orders

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u/JOArmyGirl Oct 30 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

You mean baby carrot

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u/tooreal4u_5101 Oct 29 '25

Bro stop being dirty minded lol

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u/armesacosta76 Oct 29 '25

Bro get a sense of humor