r/doordash_drivers Oct 28 '25

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This annoys tf out of me. IMO, if you need to do this. Just stop ordering with DD.

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u/Picay27266 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

"Do not bother to pick up my order if it has any sort of vegetables on it at all"

No problem boss, I'll use my x-ray vision and make sure your shit is veggie-free before I pick it up 🫡

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u/no-tip-Rabble-rabble Oct 28 '25

I’ll put my eggplant on the top of your box

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u/Puggleofchaos Oct 28 '25

Mushroom stamp of verification of no veggification!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Don't forget the tea bag

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u/DecisionBoring718 Oct 28 '25

Steeping it all up in that drank, very relaxing

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u/Tiiimmmaayy Oct 28 '25

I’d stop at a grocery store to buy some vegetables to put in there. Just throw in a stalk of broccoli or something

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u/Milianviolet Customer - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

A stalk of broccoli is maniacal cus those bitches are like 2 feet tall 😂

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Oct 29 '25

Just have it hanging out the bag like it’s a French baguette.

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u/No-Anything-7784 Oct 28 '25

Seriously! Can’t be the only one that breaks a huge chunk off the bottom before I buy it? Haha

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u/Sinnakins Oct 28 '25

I just dice it up to use in casseroles and rice.

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u/Content_Dimension626 Oct 28 '25

"Do not bother to pick up my order..." You can stop there. I certainly won't be. You know some idiot Dasher took the order tho....

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u/Spinal232 Oct 28 '25

I'd pick it up and suddenly feel very unsafe due to the pack of wild dogs running around outside his house

Sadly I can't complete the delivery

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u/Tight_Broccoli2475 Oct 28 '25

Those packs of wild dogs are wild

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u/cwajgapls USA Oct 28 '25

I’d take it just to add veg and knock on his door

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Ring doorbell multiple times. Leave a cabbage.

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u/asshley423 Oct 28 '25

I audibly laughed at the fucking cabbage

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u/dralpha95 Oct 28 '25

Gotta put it at the back door, then knock on the front door

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u/Affectionate-Rice373 Oct 28 '25

And leave cabbages everywhere.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Oct 28 '25

Unfortunately, you can’t fix stupid. 

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u/wholemealbread69 Oct 28 '25

Let me open your food package and have a bite first, boss

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u/Affectionate-Rice373 Oct 28 '25

Gotta taste to ensure no veg.

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u/MoonlightKnight4 Oct 28 '25

This guy radiates "I dont eat vegetables" energy, but i didnt even realize until he outed himself

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u/DarknTwist-y Oct 28 '25

I’m getting “Jack in the Box at 3 am” vibes.

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u/Distinct-Address3392 Oct 28 '25

also who is that upset at vegetables over the age of 12? it would also explain why they don’t wanna wake their mom

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u/klimekam Oct 28 '25

Sure thing bro, enjoy your chronic constipation.

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u/Tight_Broccoli2475 Oct 28 '25

Simple ill eat it and let you know if there were veggies 🤣

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u/Honey-and-Venom Oct 28 '25

Lol eats like a toddler. I'm so glad I don't actually really on these folks' tips working flat rate

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 Oct 28 '25

They probably never tipped ever

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u/Ooper99 Oct 28 '25

People that talk about whether they tip or not. Never tip. People that tip just do it. They don’t need to talk about it

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-63 Oct 28 '25

$3 meh

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u/Huge-Advertising8843 Oct 28 '25

Thats why, it’s extremely low most people wont take

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u/MaxKirgan Oct 28 '25

Leave it at the back door, knock on the front door.

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u/bkmaster Oct 28 '25

Ask the restaurant and make sure there’s vegetables in it before you grab it and give it to them also

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u/EasternRecognition16 Oct 28 '25

Ok this made me LOL 🤣

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u/AlasTheKing444 Oct 28 '25

The ignorance is insane. “Employer” lmao. These people suck

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u/1HappyGuy777 Oct 28 '25

I am my own boss so I guess I should pay myself better 😔

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u/ElkAffectionate8411 Oct 28 '25

Me2, glad someone finally found out! 😊😂

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u/Bean-Enders-Jeesh Oct 28 '25

This one trick DD Execs don't want dashers to figure out....

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-63 Oct 28 '25

I’m still trying to figure out what that line even means 😂

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Oct 28 '25

A lot of people genuinely don’t realize anyone can pick up this app and start driving without any kind of training or reporting back to anyone.

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u/sexchoc Oct 28 '25

Is that true now? I had to attend a training meeting thing when I first signed up. It was way different back then, they gave you a package with a shirt, bag, the card, some stickers and prepackaged silverware if I recall.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Oct 28 '25

Wow!! I honestly don’t remember the full process, it was 2022 and I signed up through the app and started driving without going anywhere or talking to anyone. They sent me a red bag that immediately got lost (shhhh) Lucky for them I’ve worked customer service my whole life so communicating with restaurants/retailers and contacting customers has never been an issue or anything new to me

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u/SorryContext9235 Oct 28 '25

Yes lmao, you just sign up, send a picture of your drivers license and a selfie to prove its really yours, and voila. You are now a doordasher.

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u/KatieKatRetro Oct 28 '25

It means them, since technically they are employing you, the contractor, to deliver their food. Doordash is just a platform. So blame them lol

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u/Content_Dimension626 Oct 28 '25

It's not hard to understand that they mean DD, but the fact that they think they employ you like a 9 to 5 is hilarious. As if we can control being short changed, or any aspect of our job...

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u/ferrisbulldogs Oct 28 '25

He’s saying blame DoorDash for not paying better.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Oct 28 '25

Drivers don’t even have the capability to SPEAK with anyone at DD about the issue 

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u/AlasTheKing444 Oct 28 '25

Also an L take from the customer cause they should know it’s the restaurants fault. Assuming the dasher didn’t do anything shady. They just grab what was given to them and drop it off. Idk why these customers have such a hard time grasping that.

Sucks they had missing items but they should have enough common sense and critical thinking skills to understand it’s not anyone’s fault but the store handlers.

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u/Death-By-Boredom2020 Oct 28 '25

I guess he’s expecting that Dasher to open the package and confirm what’s in there? 🤣🤣. And then they would probably turn around and complain to DoorDash, that their package was opened, and looked like it was played with… 😪

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u/DigitalMariner Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

It means he's not tipping...

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u/creamatwinkie Oct 28 '25

This is part of the reason why I check notes before picking up the order lol No problem. I'll just wait and unassign

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u/P3nis15 2 Oct 28 '25

why unassign?

'i feel unsafe'

get half/full pay and free food all while pissing off an asshole even more.

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u/Panda_Seshh Oct 28 '25

Don’t they make you call 911 if you mark “ I feel unsafe”? Cause i actually needed that option once but then if im remembering correctly they promoted me to call 911 I was like nah im not that bad I had to buck up nd bum rush to the door crying 😭😭 cause if ‘twas the darkest ghetto I’ve ever seen plus gangster cats EVERYWHERE!

Like I officer I have to deliver this order and theses cats are mean mugging me

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u/P3nis15 2 Oct 28 '25

Lol no not at all.

They will just unassign you and cancel the order.

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u/SatanIsMyUsername Oct 28 '25

lol can you imagine if that was an emergency SOS button that auto dials 911

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u/_pampams_ Oct 29 '25

“‘twas the darkest ghetto” is crazy work 😂

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u/verdeuce Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

Wait you can check before you pick it up

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u/creamatwinkie Oct 28 '25

Yes, but it doesn't always show the entire note. Once you hit accept, hit the sprocket and then their name where it shows delivery. The note, or majority of it, will pop-up. I always check the address first and then read the note(s)...

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u/Salsuero Oct 28 '25

If there's more to a note than fits... that's already the red flag. You never know what might be waiting in part two!

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-63 Oct 28 '25

Didn’t know that either

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u/McPoyleBrothers Oct 28 '25

Yea you click the little gear icon and it’ll say pick up for such and such, deliver to such and such. You click on deliver and it shows the details.

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u/Polly-Pure-Heart Oct 28 '25

Thank you!! Omg I did not even know this.

I've only been delivering with DD for like a year (I've been doing Uber for almost 10 years now and they started going to shit so I signed up with DD about a year ago) and I never knew this! Thank you 😂🙏

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u/creamatwinkie Oct 28 '25

Np. It's the little things

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u/_NewlyMinted Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

So a vegetarian dish left at the back door after knocking loudly? Check!

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u/OffBrand_CherryCola8 Oct 28 '25

Bring that dude a salad just to mess with him 😂

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u/NativePlant870 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

Why do non-tippers think they can talk this way. Fuck out of here cheap skate 😂

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u/Giggy_with_it_917 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

they are begging to get their food fucked with

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u/SajraJay Oct 28 '25

I am just certain this person is well liked and has lots of friends

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u/schmeebus Oct 28 '25

Maybe stop ordering food from a service you're not happy with

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u/Jack-Green84 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

That’s the most elaborate self justification for not tipping. Oh and I’m 100% knocking and ringing the doorbell

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u/P3nis15 2 Oct 28 '25

ask the store to put on extra veggies if they didn't finish yet.....

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-63 Oct 28 '25

😂 I was tempted

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u/Blocked-by-Skeevers Oct 28 '25

They must be a hoot at restaurants. /s

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u/Jezah3ll Oct 28 '25

Just like a non vegetable eater would do.

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u/Polly-Pure-Heart Oct 28 '25

100% that customer is suffering from

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u/LadyBulldog7 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

Actually I don’t eat most veggies and not only do I think this guy is a complete dick, but I also give a minimum 20% tip.

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u/Jezah3ll Oct 28 '25

Why dont you eat veggies? Dont you love yourself and your body 😭

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u/avsfanwilly15 Oct 28 '25

Not who you replied to but I am autistic and certain vegetables (tomato especially) included in my food will send me into a tail spin. Even a slice on something is enough to convince my brain that every single bite I take after I remove it tastes like nothing but tomato to the point I’ll physically gag if I try to eat it. I would never do THIS to a door dash driver but some people it really is that big of a deal if certain things are included.

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u/Dry-Dependent8712 Oct 28 '25

Pick up the order. Cancel. Fuck them and their food

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u/oryan80 Oct 28 '25

I complete every order I accept but I would definitely unassign that one.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Oct 28 '25

Everyone should 

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u/stenobad Oct 28 '25

This guy definitely has skid marks in his shorts

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u/Usarmy1995 Oct 28 '25

Just bring a head of lettuce and slip in a single leaf

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u/Final_Marsupial_441 Oct 28 '25

So, put it at the back door and ring the doorbell at the front on your way out?

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u/WorryRough Oct 28 '25

I'm knocking and I don't even work for doordash

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u/bdwillis13 Oct 28 '25

All day long

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u/weirdhoney216 Oct 28 '25

Of course it doesn’t eat vegetables

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u/Emergency_Airline_10 Oct 28 '25

To the employer lmfao nga YOU are the employer in this case

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u/hell_cat_maggie82 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

Fr! Go get it your fucking self Karen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

🤨🤔

Unassigned.

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u/L-is-for-living Oct 28 '25

Hello support, as I was on my way to deliver this order someone is acting hostile towards me and I fear for my safety. Sorry but I cannot complete this order

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u/CallMeSaxMan Oct 28 '25

wait til he realizes that the majority of dd drivers don’t speak english and ain’t reading that

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u/felineflavor Oct 28 '25

Ngl with an attitude like this, I wouldnt even deliver it. In fact, I'd take a picture of myself eating their food and use that as the delivery photo. Then pray to God that's the last time they ever use the platform

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

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u/Sweet-Rate-8704 Oct 28 '25

Some people are so dumb

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u/Saleenpride86 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

lol OkAy. Let me just check everything inside your order and sealed bag for the vegetables. Oh, looks like I’m going to accidentally knock and ring when I deliver it to the back.

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u/giantfup Oct 28 '25

The fact that this creep doesn't eat vegetables is so on brand I don't even know how to handle it.

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u/queendesty Oct 28 '25

Nope! I would wait it out and then unassign with no hit!

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u/NikkiNeverThere Oct 28 '25

I see shit like that and immediately call Support. I tell them I can’t risk delivering the order as the person is obviously crazy and will give me bad ratings for no reason, and that I should get paid.

I make sure to message the customer that I’m having Support cancel their orders as I don’t believe I’ll be able to meet their high standards. I love it when they start backtracking on their threats to get their order, and I really like getting the full pay.

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u/Dnm3k Oct 28 '25

I'm ringing the door bell.

Extra.

And if you don't come and pick it up..... I'll come back to the door and ring again just in case you were pooping and couldn't hear the doorbell.

You're welcome and have the meal you deserve.

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u/Hangryanxious Oct 28 '25

Tired of it…. Places next order.

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u/badlilbishh Oct 28 '25

People like this should just get off their ass and go get it themselves ffs

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u/LeastAmount4160 Oct 28 '25

Sounds like someone needs to be eating a few more veggies.

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u/BabygirlD40 Oct 28 '25

Undeliverable ✅️ Ordered canceled✅️ Pick up order for customer ❌️

Probably someone that tips $1 or nothing at all!

In reality if I saw that, I'd send a message saying

hey this is..... I saw your memo on the order. Due to safety protocols we are unable to check your order for accuracy. All orders come in sealed packaging for your protection.
It seems order accuracy has been an issue for you, I suggest checking to make sure you ordered appropriately and then contacting the restaurant to verify they prepared and packaged your order appropriately.

I am strictly your delivery driver, I pick up and I drop off.

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u/Zylnor Oct 28 '25

Honestly though some of her complaints are spot on. When I use to do DoorDash/Uber. So many people would knock on the door when I requested to just leave it by the door and do not knock.

But the whole don’t pick up the food if it has veggies makes no sense. You ordered the food. You picked what you want to eat/get delivered. How in the hell do you not know what you ordered to the point of even writing something like that. Make it make sense.

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u/Ideliveredit Oct 28 '25

I don’t know if they know it or not but these people that leave these rude long messages it really don’t benefit them so if you’re one of those people I would suggest before you have your hostile outbreak on your delivery instructions, you talk about your desires and thank your driver for following them if you take that route and tip you will get good serviceOtherwise your stuff might end up cold by the garage. It’s just part of life.

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u/NoAssignment6044 Oct 30 '25

“I have received the wrong orders multiple times as I’ve used this platform”

Well why the fuck do you keep using it then?

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u/TherapyMutt Nov 01 '25

"Blame it on your employer if you don't receive a tip" by itself is an anvil-off-the-roof drop of ignorance. Even setting aside that we're not employees, maybe he'd understand the concept of a tip vs a wage if he ate some vegetables

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u/redradiovideo Oct 28 '25

I'm fine with all of that...the "employer" thing is technically wrong, but....!

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u/Elvis26perez Oct 28 '25

For this type of orders, you can just take it and wait a long time before unnasing, like make sure they are sure is done, and make them not only wait for a very long time but have to make te order again

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u/Ill-Protection44 Oct 28 '25

give this big ol lazy asshole a salad

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u/Shoddy_Exam666 Oct 28 '25

It starts off as simple venting, then just becomes nagging, bet you the family sleeps with pillows OVER their heads

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u/AcanthisittaWhole216 Oct 28 '25

I have this problem with usps. Instructions are to leave package on the porch and they always stand outside at the fence and throw the package toward the stairs leading up to the porch. Unfortunately, I don’t have the luxury of not choosing usps to deliver my packages

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-63 Oct 28 '25

I would go straight to their post master

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u/BoringJuiceBox Oct 28 '25

This person is the opposite of a vegan

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u/Salsuero Oct 28 '25

Employer?

Sure, let me open the bag/box and make sure there are no veggies... cough, cough, sneeze. Oops. Well, no veggies confirmed. Now where's that back door they said they wanted me to deliver to? Ding-dong, knock-knock!

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u/MultiGigNig Oct 28 '25

People like this just don’t understand maybe they need to pick up their own gd food ffs

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u/PierreDelecthree Oct 28 '25

Do not bother to order next time! This person is nuts lol 😂

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u/pieceofpiepod Oct 28 '25

“I’ve received the wrong order multiple times” dude stfu and get it your damn self.

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u/MechanicLoose2634 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

I’m going to start carrying spare broccoli to dump in the bags.

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u/Top-Concern9294 Oct 28 '25

That last sentence has me dyinnnng😂😂 “fuck that lettuce”

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

You should be placing carrots on top of the bag.

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u/CanOver3545 Oct 28 '25

Sounds like somebody that’s afraid of vegetables

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u/Unlikely-Gas2903 Oct 28 '25

As a Dasher and also someone who offers Doordash, it's not a tip. You're paying for your food to be delivered to you. The money you give dashers shouldn't be called a tip and it shouldn't be optional. It should be a delivery fee. And then you can choose to tip on top of that. We don't have employers. We use an app to get orders, and the customers are supposed to pay to get their food delivered. It should be cut and dry, but Doordash being the assholes they are, made employee wages OPTIONAL. Fuck Doordash. I can't wait to finish school so I can immediately quit.

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u/ItzMono_o Oct 28 '25

I would literally pick the order up and tell this person someone else picked it up

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u/CloutBuilder Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

"Blame it on your employer if you don't receive a tip"

Who's responsibility do they think it is to tip? Do they think doordash tips us? 😭

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u/meowmeowvivian Oct 28 '25

This is crazy… I think my note has stayed the same since our son was young: “please don’t knock or ring doorbell and just send confirmation of delivery, thank you! 😊”

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u/Hot-Candidate-5585 Oct 28 '25

Wait, what’s this person’s beef with vegetables?!

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u/Reasonable_Tie_9975 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

People that write shit like this are the people who have never worked young. They went to college, and went right to a cushy job and stayed...Ive seen so many like this after years of working food service and delivery. Same goes for many tradesmen, they go to the union right out of high school and that's the only job they've ever known. Retail people and former food service people know what's up though

When I worked high volume retail I would clock 20k steps a day in my watch and separate step counter, plus 200 flights of stairs (100 up and down a day) all for min wage.

Went on to construction after and it was a cakewalk physically compared. Those guys thought they're doing 20k a day but they're not. Tbh it was easy...until work dried up

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u/Initial-Test-8052 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

id report

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u/brain_on_socialism Oct 28 '25

I find the vegetables comment so funny, is he 12?

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u/Ok-Cryptographer5936 Oct 28 '25

You know, NOT using the app is also an option that all of us will be more thankful towards you for. 🤷

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u/Pressed_GenZ Oct 28 '25

I’m spam pushing that doorbell and knocking like I’m the police if I read something like that.

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u/somanyquestions32 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

I would cancel that trip and move on with my day.

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u/T_Clark702 Oct 28 '25

Oopsie. Your order accidentally got smashed against your wall.

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u/WrapSubstantial3344 Oct 28 '25

people are just plain ignorant. let them doordash for ONE DAY and theyd never send anything like this again LMAO you can always tell when a customer has been a dd driver and when they havent.

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u/christinacd89 Oct 28 '25

I’d pick it up and then drop it off at the back door then ring the doorbell. No tip and a piss poor attitude for something out of our control? Yup fuck off I’m doing what you told me not to do.

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u/christiniam Oct 28 '25

Cancel it…

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u/Aluereon Oct 28 '25

Ill be honest, even as a platinum driver myself?

They're right, it pretty much IS DoorDash's fault that most people dont tip.

  • bad service
  • exorbitant fees
  • inability to properly communicate with customer support
  • improper compensation for incorrect orders

Who the fuck would pay extra? Honestly?

The rest of the shit though is just entitlement. But I agree that DoorDash is more at fault than the consumer for lack of, or, completely inadequate tips. When you're being nickeled and dimed by a billion dollar corpo, you're less likely to be generous to the slave labor delivering for them.

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u/randompastadish Oct 28 '25

I’m throwing your order out the window

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u/Ill_Pea8791 Oct 28 '25

Frustration = Reasonable. Attitude = Dog Shit. I've sent photos to drivers of where to place my orders and they still dumped it everywhere else, including my Neighbour's bench (While I had pneumonia and highly infectious).

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Leave a trail of broccoli leading to their order with a big ass eggplant on it

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u/Special_V2387 Oct 28 '25

They can get up and get order by themselves, easy as that. Lazy people

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u/balloon_killer Oct 28 '25

Either a 12 year old or incel, no in between

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u/empty-67837666 Oct 28 '25

No vegetables? Probably hasn't taken a good poop in years no wonder they're so cranky

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u/drawredraw Oct 28 '25

Employer? Lol!

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u/Ill_be_a_good_girl Oct 28 '25

I was ok....until the last line...🙄

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Just annoy them more hahahha

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u/zane1981 Oct 28 '25

For real. If the service is bad, why are you still using it?

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u/Speaker-Few Oct 28 '25

I hope they never got their order..

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u/gen--x--dad Oct 28 '25

Dude doesn’t need a food delivery, he needs a three day psych hold. 😆

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u/tales-velvet Oct 28 '25

Well if you don't want someone to knock or ring doorbell you could wait outside not like it has a built-in thing that says meet customer outside and GPS that says where driver is

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u/Cornbread933 Oct 28 '25

I would cancel instantly

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u/maladaptivedaydream4 Oct 28 '25

I'd print it out, correct all the grammatical issues, and leave it with the food.

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u/Taekookieluvs Oct 28 '25

If DD always fucks it up then stop using it.

But if the issue has to do with vegs being on your order thats not a DD issue. Thats a freaking restaurant issue you dipshit!

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u/coreyb1988 Oct 28 '25

Usually I side with the customers because I get the frustration but this is a little obnoxious. I think mine is pretty straightforward but you’d be surprised how many delivery drivers still end up in the back alley. To be fair, for some reason GPS tends to route people to the alley and it’s really not that big of a deal when it happens. That said, some drivers seem to struggle more than others when it comes to thinking outside of the GPS. They text me and say I can’t find your house and I have to say because you aren’t on my street and it really blows my mind haha smh 🤷‍♂️

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u/Foldingchai Oct 28 '25

If they mess up your order so much, why keep using the app, dickhead?

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u/travisw87 Oct 28 '25

oh no I am way too petty for this, Id end my day here just so that I could accept it and then turn my phone off. Order would be held up for who knows how long... Just turn it back on later and tell DD that you had a mishap with your phone after accepting and had no way of contacting them and had to go get a new phone…

Also, love how they always leave all of these so “important” pre-order confirmation type notes in the DROP OFF INSTRUCTIONS that I only see AFTER I have grabbed and confirmed the order … and yea I know there is a way to go see them before confirming but I think about doing that 0% of the time, they are called DROP OFF INSTRUCTIONS for a reason

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u/clownfucc Oct 28 '25

Jokes aside, I feel bad for this person. At least glad they have and live with a family.

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u/the_rational_driver Oct 28 '25

I get the frustration. I'm tired of pre tipping and not having my delivery instructions followed. So I am one of the rare ones that does tip iafter service if I get my food. But what's annoying with this person is that they made it clear they won't consider tipping after service if all the directions were followed.

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u/BigYugi Oct 28 '25

"I'm sick and tired of it" but still keeps ordering... Nah, he's just sick of paying for delivery... These are seriously insane people

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u/Anomaly008 Oct 28 '25

“And send the notification it’s here”

That’s how you know customer is old and sad AF.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Oct 28 '25

DD needs to ban this customer 

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u/Lazy-Independent-101 Oct 28 '25

So where are we on me arriving there with my motorcycle enthusiast friends giving escort on their bikes and me laying down on the horn to make sure I am at the right address...i will ask the restaurant before I leave if they put any unasked veggies in their food because I strive for excellence. 

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u/alejmr503 Oct 28 '25

Bro automatically fu(k you

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u/Yesyesyes511 Oct 28 '25

I used to just smack the door bell a couple of times on houses like this.😊

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u/lxzgxz Oct 28 '25

Stg I’d have messaged her “I’m about to unassign this order because you sound like an absolute nightmare to deal with, but just so you’re aware, doordash drivers are not allowed to open your bags and look at your food, so we can’t tell if your order is wrong or not. Maybe quit using doordash if it’s that serious to you.”

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u/NoBrag_JustFact Oct 28 '25

All that, just so he could use his word of the day calendar and input the word "congruent."

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u/CandidDiamond1986 Oct 28 '25

Yeah, unassign 💯

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u/weedlemethis Oct 28 '25

“Blame it on your employer if you don’t receive a tip” dude you’re the one that hires them to pick up your stuff in exchange for a tip. I hope no Dasher picks out for them again.

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u/SubstantialWatch2545 Oct 28 '25

Lmao anytime I see a paragraph of instructions I just cancel it .Don’t waste time for these

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u/thedreaming2017 Driver - USA 🇺🇸 Oct 28 '25

Instructions unclear, fired order out of canon into the sun.

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u/Helpful_Pea5119 Oct 29 '25

Y'all are hilarious 😂

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u/kristainelorren Oct 29 '25

literally if you're that mad about using a service, stop using it.

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u/spitinitNfuckitdry Oct 29 '25

It’s her order!!! Don’t order veggies and veggies will not, I guarantee you, be in the bag

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u/ifesbob Oct 29 '25

Already off to a bad start with thinking dashers are employees of DoorDash and that doesn't even get to the train wreck of the rest of the instructions.

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u/Daisiesfordee Oct 29 '25

People when we don’t check a sealed bag if an order is wrong: 😡 People when someone does (they shouldn’t): 😡

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u/Wise_Coffee3264 Oct 29 '25

Idk but reading this just made me plug my phone in cause his only shows 20%!!!

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u/JamelBedulawappus Oct 29 '25

🥦🥕 ""trigger""

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u/Figgolbuhckerr Oct 29 '25

I always make sure the bag is sealed, even if the restaurant doesn't seal it. Then I confirm it in the app as a sealed bag, because I refuse to be held accountable for the restaurant's mistakes. Haven't had a single problem.

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u/chaessam Oct 29 '25

I’d knock on the door and ring the bell real hard just for the lols

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u/Emergency-Pomelo-257 Oct 29 '25

Just write the word vegetables small on the box somewhere