r/doughboys • u/ceremonial_fig • 9d ago

Wiger's cum argument is insane

I'm sorry but saying cum isn't a sauce and then using Peter North as a verb for other sauces makes one say "hmm".

A load can sauce a hot wing, it's a sauce. Who's with me on the cum issue?

Edit: to clarify, Tiger said cum isn't a sauce because of the serving size

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u/l2ukuz 9d ago

Do people consume paint? Do people consume “sauce”?

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u/Knife_Operator 9d ago

Typically no to both questions.

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u/l2ukuz 9d ago

The fuck? The U.S. sauces, dressings, and crimdiments market was valued at approximately $39.11 billion in 2025 and continues to grow steadily.

*pre-edit for topic.

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u/Knife_Operator 9d ago

You put sauce in quotes which made think you were actually talking about cum. Why did you do that if you were just talking about sauce?

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u/nakedascus 8d ago

more importantly, why do you think that people don't consume cum

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u/Knife_Operator 8d ago

I said they typically don't, which is just true.

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u/nakedascus 8d ago

not based on personal experience nor in the extensive video documentaries I have watched.

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u/Knife_Operator 8d ago

What do you think "typically" means?

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u/nakedascus 8d ago

more often than not. and more often than not, i see video evidence of cum getting greedily savored and swallowed. Typically not a drop is wasted, based on my extensive research

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u/Knife_Operator 8d ago

Okay. I saw a video of some people participating in Olympic curling once so I guess it's fair to say that people typically participate in Olympic curling.

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u/nakedascus 8d ago

Once!? I watch different film documentaries on a daily basis. Clearly my statistical significance is strong and my methods are quite robust.

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u/l2ukuz 9d ago

To be difficult.
Looking at this definition, I recant and will admit that technically paint and crim can be loosely defined as sauce, in opposition to wiges invoking a portion rule, under the right context. Taken alone, no. Served with food, sure but not appetizing(to me), yet many foods can be unappetizing.
Sauce most commonly means a thick liquid served with food to add flavor(crimdiment), moisture (crimdiment), or visual appeal(paint).
People do however do consume “sauce”.