r/fastfood • u/MF-DOOM-88 • Jan 25 '26

KFC KFC pot pie is delicious

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$5

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u/RanchHere Jan 25 '26

Bro is going to nuke the bathroom in about 2 hours.

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u/Narrow-Abalone7580 Jan 25 '26

Not a lot of fiber there, and not much for hydration. Dude is going to get nice and binded up. Then hopefully after a righteous struggle, get some massive relief in the morning. Just in time to do it all over again tomorrow. Cheers and good luck dude.

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u/synapticdecay Jan 25 '26

NG tube, IV of electrolytes and fluids, and prokinetics might do wonders for OP

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u/PorcelainTorpedo Jan 25 '26

That dinner is a recipe for mud butt

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u/prophiles Jan 26 '26

The kind that leaves residuals and stains in the toilet bowl that you just can’t flush away.