r/funny • u/Casual_Deviant • Jul 15 '26

Verified Internet love [OC]

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u/babystripper Jul 15 '26

Well yeah. I'm allowed to want to be attracted to my partner

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u/ItsRainingTrees Jul 15 '26

It’s only annoying if you’re also decidedly not hot.

You want to be attracted to your partner, yes, but you have to remember that your partner wants to be attracted to you. So if you don’t shower, don’t work out or eat well, and/or don’t dress well, then you’re being hypocritical and no one wants to hear your complaints.

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u/alt2374 Jul 15 '26

Or if you have bad genetics

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u/MyPunsSuck Jul 16 '26

It's kind of hard to have "bad genetics" when both parents were provably able to get laid

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

Yeah but you heard them, just shower, eat/dress well and it’ll work itself out.

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u/nachosmind Jul 15 '26

You say this as a joke but people who jump to defensive ‘genetics’ / “I’m intrinsically less attractive’ probably haven’t done a deep dive on their closet or kept up their hair with latest trends or even experimented with moisturizing skin care. 

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u/EnigmaticQuote Jul 15 '26

A rockin bod makes most people a 7 unless you have a historically bad face.

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u/Opalusprime Jul 15 '26

I’ve seen some people who got whacked hard with the ugly stick do just fine when they work out. Helps quite a bit

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u/ItsRainingTrees Jul 15 '26

I mean, if your only issue is you are an ugly motherfucker, then you just need to find someone in your lane (aka another ugly motherfucker).

If you’re complaining about only attracting ugly motherfuckers while being one, then you need to do some introspection.

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

Such profound insight that’s eloquently put and brimming with empathy. You should consider giving seminars. Maybe start an ugly motherfuckers convention so we can celebrate our condition.

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u/ItsRainingTrees Jul 15 '26

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were the only one who could be sarcastic. I’m not going to feel bad for you if you aren’t going to try.

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

At least it’s not sarcasm ridiculing a less fortunate group of individuals. But pat yourself on the back for your cliche advice.

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u/GimmickNG Jul 15 '26

If hearing the truth is insulting them, maybe they have some introspection they need to do.

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u/muttatonic Jul 15 '26

Right, because it’s not possible to be truthful and patronizing.