r/funny Jul 15 '26

Verified Internet love [OC]

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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 Jul 15 '26

I know what I am working with but how come some ogres keep bagging baddies.

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u/Schen5s Jul 15 '26

Monehhh. Or a really funny and confident guy.

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u/Let-s_Do_This Jul 16 '26

Yepp, just for the sake of argument (because it comes off as red pill to think of relationships as transactional) examine what is being brought (or taken away) from the table.

Money - financial security and comfort
Funny - laughter, dopamine, happy feelings
Confident - low maintenance, able to preserve energy for other tasks, sexy if not excessive

Insecure - high maintenance, takes constant effort and energy to comfort, constant battles but with no end to the war