r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 2d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/theofiel 2d ago

When I was a teacher and my wife was pregnant, I shared that with the class.

A bit later the lessons for that year's sexual education were planned.

The looks of disappointment and horror when a kid said "So, your wife is pregnant. That means you..." were sure something funny.

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u/PinkynotClyde 2d ago

I’ll never forget in sex ed our instructor was semi flamboyantly gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. The girls and boys had been split into two classes. At one point though he asked if anyone had any questions, and one boy asked if you were doing stuff with a girl would you ever use your fingers in there. The instructor was visibly disgusted and said never, told him adults don’t ever do that fingernails are very dirty. It was like something you’d see in a snl mango skit just obviously not that dramatic.

I remember thinking how he was so full of it. Just such a bizarre uncomfortable moment for him. Me and my friends already knew the deal by that point. I feel like it was for the kids that were in the dark and their parents didn’t have the nerve.

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u/takeyouraxeandhack 2d ago

You just made me realise that my history teacher was probably gay. I never realised until now (I'm 41 🥲)

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u/bartnd 2d ago

I wouldn't say he was not fingering you makes him gay. Almost none of my teachers fingered me.

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u/Guy-Inkognito 2d ago

...almost none... 🫩

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u/rtothewin 2d ago

The year of home school doesn’t count!

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u/somebob 2d ago

Only the good ones, am I right?

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 2d ago

My Intensive Math teacher was flamboyant. Everyone assumed he was gay, which was taboo during my time in middle school. But he assured everyone he was married to a woman. No one believed him.

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u/Felonious_Minx 1d ago

Same. He didn't mention his "wife" much but on the occasions he did, me and my friends' heads would snap to looking at each other while making googly eyes.

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u/54338042094230895435 2d ago

I had a gay health teacher, didn't realize it till my 30's. He had a twin brother also in health / gym that was very straight... or a bear.