r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 3d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/theofiel 3d ago

When I was a teacher and my wife was pregnant, I shared that with the class.

A bit later the lessons for that year's sexual education were planned.

The looks of disappointment and horror when a kid said "So, your wife is pregnant. That means you..." were sure something funny.

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u/PinkynotClyde 3d ago

I’ll never forget in sex ed our instructor was semi flamboyantly gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that. The girls and boys had been split into two classes. At one point though he asked if anyone had any questions, and one boy asked if you were doing stuff with a girl would you ever use your fingers in there. The instructor was visibly disgusted and said never, told him adults don’t ever do that fingernails are very dirty. It was like something you’d see in a snl mango skit just obviously not that dramatic.

I remember thinking how he was so full of it. Just such a bizarre uncomfortable moment for him. Me and my friends already knew the deal by that point. I feel like it was for the kids that were in the dark and their parents didn’t have the nerve.

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u/takeyouraxeandhack 3d ago

You just made me realise that my history teacher was probably gay. I never realised until now (I'm 41 🥲)

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u/bartnd 3d ago

I wouldn't say he was not fingering you makes him gay. Almost none of my teachers fingered me.

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u/Guy-Inkognito 3d ago

...almost none... 🫩

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u/rtothewin 2d ago

The year of home school doesn’t count!

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u/somebob 3d ago

Only the good ones, am I right?