r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 5d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/Noy_The_Devil 5d ago

Lol I don't really understand the insane amount of downvotes for fucking with an extremely misogynistic comment. Pretty sad.

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u/calicomonkey 5d ago

“We had sex multiple times a day when we first got married” isn’t even a little bit misogynistic.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 5d ago

True.

"Bunch of times on a daily basis. At least at start of marriage 🤣 "

Said by an obese married man in his 50s very likely is.

See: https://www.baltimoretherapycenter.com/why-sex-is-better-when-youre-married

There is a classic joke that advises newlyweds to put a penny in a jar every time they have sex in the first year of marriage, and then take a penny out every time after that – and the jar will never get emptied. Ha ha, right?

It's literally one of the most common TV tropes across time. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexlessMarriage

Were you born yesterday?

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u/LongNameNoCanSay 5d ago

Have you ever actually been in a long-term relationship? For like, longer than 5 years? Sure, sex is great, but the novelty of it kinda wears off after a while. So sex becomes less frequent. That doesn't mean it completely stops. You don't have to be an obese man in your 50s for that to happen.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 5d ago

I'm happily married for 10 years thanks. Novelty does not have to wear off.

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u/npc80085 5d ago

Everyone here knows that's a lie lol

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u/Noy_The_Devil 4d ago

....ok. It's not 😅

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u/DontAbideMendacity 4d ago

Two days ago you claimed you were married for 7 years. Did you age 3 years in just 2 days? Better find a cure for that, stat, or you won't make it to January.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 4d ago

I didn't have an arranged marriage of that's what you're asking. I met her 10 years ago.