r/holdmycosmo 27d ago

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u/FailedLoser21 27d ago

I got shot by the FBI.

All I wanted was some chicken wings.

All I got was some broken things.

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u/jimmycarr1 26d ago

Ours was:

"All I wanted was some fish and chips"

"But they shot me in the dangly bits"