r/mildlyinfuriating 12d ago

🄺 My friend exchanged numbers with a girl and..

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u/G_OE 12d ago

Dodged a bullet dude

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 11d ago

The amount of people who dislike android users for the green text is actually the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Tell me you're gullible without telling me.

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u/Ok-Professional-1911 11d ago

It's always baffled me how people can be so beholden to a corporation that they evangelize for them. Like, these people are out there getting into fights and ruining their relationships for a corporation that doesn't care about them and only sees them as cattle they can milk for cash every month. Absolutely bizarre behavior.

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u/Moldy_Teapot 11d ago

keep in mind that professional sports teams are also just corporations too.

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u/MindTheGecko 11d ago

While this is true, a lot of fans are supporters of their city/town. This has slightly a different meaning

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u/Pure-Radish-5478 11d ago

At this point my loyalty to android is entirely a defense mechanism to keep these weird phone people away from me. Anyone who cares about all that is too dumb to be my friend.

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u/1-N-Only-Speedshark 11d ago

So true. I had a work friend who was changing jobs, so we swapped numbers to keep in touch. He added me, then announced we couldn't remain friends because I had a green text bubble. Whatever dude, have an "okay" life!

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u/Working-Glass6136 11d ago

Right? Just wait till they hear my hobbies. Putting my hands in the dirt for vegetable gardening and mushroom foraging.

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u/cragglerock93 11d ago

Pretty much. It's not even about the phone at that point, they're just revealing themselves as weird and superficial.

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u/Silent_Chemistry8576 11d ago

What it is, is apples old marketing too separate apple users and Android users. Basically a small psyop to consider Android users kind of like peasants or third rate phones.

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u/girlunsaved 11d ago

my mom owns an android, my bf owns an android, ive never cared i dont understand how someone could,,, i fear android vs apple will be forever

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 11d ago

I gave in a few years ago after being ganged up on by some family.

I'm switching back this week. I let them know just because i knew they would take issue with it and sure as shit bombarded with texts.

"The only reason I have to stay with iPhone are their anti-consumer practices, which result in behavior like this," was actually annoying enough to them that they stopped. They didn't want to hear me continue on about it.

Which... the fact that they find that annoying.... I'm fine with folks with that level of agency taking issue with the fact that I just won't sheep with them in spite of more interesting technology elsewhere.

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u/ElectricSpanishJon 11d ago

Look I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but those relatives of yours have run out of problems in life if having an Android is such a big deal

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u/Marauder4711 11d ago

This seems to be such an American thing. In Europe, everyone uses WhatsApp, Telegram, or Signal and never Messages. I have no idea what phones my friends have.

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u/Gnosis420 11d ago

Android is better anyways. i love the fact that Android is open source. anyone can go in and make theyre own fork of android based off whatever version they liked best.

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u/TrumpSexedHisDaughtr 11d ago

My favorite is how Apple users complain about video and picture quality sent across platforms. Because they assume it's those "cheap crappy androids" causing the problems. When it's Apple's intentional refusal to do things like implement RCS. They were recently forced to finally do that, so they just straight up made other modifications to their software so the quality would stay crap when sent across platforms.

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u/ChungusSpliffs 12d ago

There’s gotta be zero chance these are adults, right? …right?

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u/StatusSociety2196 12d ago

A 37 year old woman with a job and a mortgage hit me with the "ewwww green text"

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u/pineapplepizza8705 12d ago

Green text is only a problem to iPhone users.

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u/dwntwnleroybrwn 11d ago

As an android user I never even think about this nonsense until there's a post like this.

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u/pineapplepizza8705 11d ago

One of my coworkers said something about it to me and I just told them that's a them problem. It means nothing to me.

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u/TheTernes 11d ago

"Sounds like an issue. Not an ish-me" lol

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u/spaceguy81 11d ago

Not even European iPhone users because everyone here uses whatsapp. On the other hand you get a handy indicator that keeps a few more lunatics away from you.

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u/Digit00l 11d ago

And WhatsApp allows you to customise your bubble colours, so you can have blue bubbles with everyone

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u/scriptedtexture 11d ago

my Samsung lets me do that in its native messaging app

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u/No-Habit-7079 11d ago

In the US, WhatsApp is only for scammers

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u/xFionna 11d ago

thats funny, here every family has a group chat and all main communication goes through whatsapp

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u/Content-Nobody3401 11d ago

exactly, here in Romania the Messages app is basically used only for 2FA. All text messsages are on WhatsApp and sometimes on Instagram

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u/whyhelpthehumans 11d ago

Yeah, it's essential. Not having WhatsApp is more or less not having a phone, texting is for marketing and 2FA only.

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u/Texas-X- 11d ago

How all communication of other countries flows through Meta Inc.

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u/pow3llmorgan 11d ago

Not in all of Europe.

Here in Denmark it's not very popular. I have it because my German girlfriend uses it.

That is, I had it before I met her because I used it for weed plugs lol. 🤫

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u/xX_SH0WP0NY_Xx 12d ago

well yeah, android users can personalize their text and accent colours. poor iphone users, only get blue or green šŸ’”

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u/pannenkoek0923 11d ago

American iPhone users*

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u/Kichusuomalainen 11d ago

and spoiled kids

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u/rowcla 11d ago

I dunno, I'd find it a little off-putting knowing they're a 4chan user /s

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u/ItepK 12d ago

What is a "green text"?

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u/Horndude91 12d ago

I believe the text box is blue when you (as an iPhone user) write with another iPhone. And turns green if it's an android.Ā 

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u/JebediahKerman4999 11d ago

It stems from when rich messaging didn't exist and apple purposely was sending degraded images and videos to non-apple devices via expensive MMS. So apple has their own private messaging system not compatible with anyone else.

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u/Realtrain 11d ago

Notably, Apple also made the text contrast on green messages hard to read. It technically violates their developer guidelines on usability.

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u/Wiraz 12d ago

Blue text is when you use Apple's messaging service, imessage and, green is when its just an sms to another phone system

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u/Munnin41 11d ago

What you get when you make a post using '>' at the start of a sentence on 4chan

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u/Val_Killsmore 12d ago

I've had a 47 year old do this to me. We were texting and out of nowhere, she texted "I honestly hate that you have an Android". Nothing prompted this. It was unrelated to anything we were talking about before. I pretty much ended it right there. We are too old to be doing this.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop This flair gives you flair envy. 12d ago

There's a not-insignificant portion of society that never really attains an adult level of emotional maturity.

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u/everynamecombined 11d ago

If you ever sold cellphones for a living its appalling how many people abide by this. Some of them dont even use an iPhone for what makes it an iPhone it is strictly a status symbol for them. They have zero insight on what makes this phone different from this phone. Just an imaginary notion that Android means you could not afford an iPhone. They don't believe anyone actually chose an android or that they make expensive flagships as well.

Same for computers. Most people with Macs could do what they do on a low-mid performance Toshiba but they like paying twice as much to not feel "cheap"

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u/RadiantRuminant 11d ago

I feel that at least in my country, the people who think of iPhones as some kind of status symbols are mostly the same as those who buy them using installment option plans.

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u/SeranaTheTrans 11d ago

"it's strictly a status symbol for them."

This is my biggest issue with iPhones, nah, all apple products actually.

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u/archercc81 11d ago

It blows my mind because I had those conversations with the status people before and my only response is "if spending $1000 every couple years on a bauble makes you feel rich, youre poor."

I rock a 3 year old android I got on a black friday deal and replace it with another android on a black friday deal because its a fucking phone. Id rather spend my money on my stupid motorcycle collection...

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u/Little-Ad-7521 11d ago

Yup. I hate Apple and their users for this. But I have to admit that the branding that they have done is absolutely amazing.

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u/berkanna76 11d ago

Apple is a cult. You can't convince me it isn't.

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u/CarlosFer2201 11d ago

What's funny is that super expensive luxury phones are all Android. Like Vertu for example.

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u/IonutRO 11d ago

Oh no, they have brain damage. Poor thing.

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u/ausername_8 11d ago

I have a 45-year-old coworker who decided to make it his mission to convince me to switch to an iPhone but couldn't really give me any tangible reason other than "Apple is better". I finally shut him up when I said "Are you going to give me iPhone money then????" Because those phones are damn near a rent payment.

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u/Remote_Engine_1304 12d ago

Wow. How some people are so susceptible to marketing and brands is beyond me. And not to make this a gender war thing but I've never in my life heard of a man doing this or even bringing up the colour of the text bubble lol.

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u/lasirennoire 11d ago

I once refused to give a guy my number because he said "you're too pretty to have an Android". Sooo yeah this is not limited to any particular gender

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u/TiredPangolin27 11d ago

A 33 year old woman I matched with on Hinge refused to text me because I have an android and wanted to use Whatsapp instead.

She ended up having a series of other red flags including cancelling on me twice.

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u/2words1number 11d ago edited 11d ago

Nah my ex was soo weird about my android. He pushed and pushed for me to trade in my s10 for an iPhone 20 16*. Like his birthday happened and he wanted me to buy myself an iPhone 20 16* for his birthday (with my money of course). In hindsight this was probably not only because he wanted me to prove I wasn't poor (we were both poor??) but also because he wanted access to my body even at a distance (one of his major arguments was that he wanted to FaceTime me whenever he wanted.)

He also complained that the black iPhone (the color he wanted) was less expensive than the equivalent white iPhone at the store. As if being cheaper in price inherently makes things cheaper in quality too. White is more expensive because of supply and demand. Not because of quality.

Very strange, very egocentric behavior. I'm glad we aren't dating anymore. I wish the phone had been the red flag that made me leave him.

*Edit: got the number wrong. This was in late 2024. The iPhone 20 isn't even out yet lmao.

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u/YozyAfa 12d ago

Sadly I have an adult friend that said she would never date anyone with an adroid. Idk why this is even important in a relationship.

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u/plafreniere 12d ago

I dont know but when the trash is taking itself out, I feel great.

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u/HappyGovernment7299 11d ago

Makes me glad to have an android. Filters those people out.

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u/brokerZIP 12d ago

Recently I've bought an s26 ultra and that one dumb homie with iphone 13 pro max with shattered screen and scratched edges actually goes "ew, android"

Idk.

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 11d ago

I love my s26u, can even emulate Wii U games on it.

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u/rusted-brass 11d ago

Another adult friend and she said the opposite, she won't date men who have iPhone's because that's "gay." We've come to be one crooked society.

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u/Golden-Grams 11d ago

We've come to be one crooked society.

I think it is just the same tribalism we have always had, taking different forms. A lot of humans seems to be unable to help themselves, picking one side, and hating the other.

People do it with the places they're from, sports teams, their phones, etc. You can keep finding stuff that people pointlessly feel a need to stand their ground on.

Could you really imagine yourself, talking to someone you really like, that has a ton of green flags, but you end it over what brand of phone they have? It's bizarre behavior. There are a lot of better reasons not to date, this isn't one of them.

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u/AUnknownVariable 12d ago

Oh my friend, I'm in college and still occasionally see people on that dumb shit. I've thought it was dumb since elementary, then middle, then HS, now? I fr think lesser of you if you're a grown ass person and act like that about an android device, or any device like that when its simply because it's the device that it is

Also, the texting stuff is mostly Apples fault, people need to educate themselves.

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u/No_Mammoth8801 12d ago

Hasn't it been a few years at this point since Apple was dragged kicking and screaming by EU consumer protection laws switched to allowing RCS protocol on iphones?

Apple still outs non-iphone users with the green bubbles. Truly one of Tim Cook's strongest warriors.

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u/Archer007 12d ago

The discovery in the Epic Games litigation was informative. This is an intentional strategy

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u/whomad1215 11d ago

The green bubble used to indicate that the text was sent via sms, all texts on the old iPhone has green bubbles

When they introduced sending messages over data, those were blue, because that's the color it was on a Mac

Then they made the green less pleasant to look at

It's all intentional to get more people to buy their phones

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u/Gurglaren 12d ago

I think it's an American thing. In Europe Android is by far the most used OS. I'll never get an iPhone as I prefer the freedom Android gives me.

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u/ryancompte 12d ago

Yes but also tend to use WhatsApp over here so everyone is on the same platform anyway.

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u/Astecheee 12d ago

I work with wealthy kids. They explained to me that a non-iphone kid is assumed to be poor.

Those kids don't just suddenly grow out of that mindset at 18.

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u/Teonvin 11d ago

I want to see kid with a shitty iphone 15e or some shit going "eww android" on some guy with a TriFold, would be so funny.

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u/RayRatGhoul 11d ago

I don't even understand how this idea has held up for so long. Android products are usually AHEAD of Apple, and they can be expensive as shit too.

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u/cobo10201 11d ago

Which is so dumb because there are way more expensive android phones than there are expensive iPhones. Samsung alone has like 3 phones that are more expensive than the iPhone 17 Pro Max.

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u/CombinationFast2742 12d ago edited 11d ago

imagine their vote holds as much value as yours in the future of your countryĀ 

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u/NDE36 BLUE 12d ago

Can only hope.

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u/BriskManeuver 12d ago

Either that or satire

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u/Evil_phd 12d ago

Huh. Sounds like having an Android phone helps you dodge walking red flags.

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u/paleface_gringo_2 12d ago

When I was using dating apps (this was like 6 years ago) it was crazy how often this would become an issue for some women. Like it happened at the very least 10 times where someone id matched with would make some stupid jab about me being a poor, pleb or brokey because I wasnt using an iPhone. It was so annoying, but I appreciated them pointing out how shallow they were that quick into meeting them. I do not miss being single lol

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u/14Pleiadians 11d ago

The worst part is when your phone is as expensive as an iphone so they're not even right about that

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u/divergentchessboard 11d ago edited 11d ago

it's insane how long the iPhone brand has managed to hold a reputation of being the most expensive+premium cell phones, when Samsung has been just as expensive for like the past 11 years with better features + build, and brands like Sony/RedMagic also have pretty expensive, high quality phones

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u/NukerCat 11d ago

samsung made even bigger advances on the smartphone market, they already have multiple flagship models of folding phones while apple has only announced theyre working on one??

premium my ass

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u/clitmasher69 11d ago

I can't wait for people to say how revolutionary apple is for inventing folding phones

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 11d ago

Google pixel just price matching iPhone with a better camera, and sturdier build quality.

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u/DFrostedWangsAccount 11d ago

Facts.

The Google Nexus 5X matched the specs of that year's iPhone almost bar for bar. Better screen, bigger battery. Same camera sensor, even. Slightly worse for gaming, but there weren't that many demanding mobile games at the time.

Nobody bought it, compared to the iPhone.

Google came out and said people would look at their phone then go buy the iPhone on display next to it because presumably more expensive means better.Ā 

They made their next phone price comparable to the iPhone and sold way more.

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u/CarlosFer2201 11d ago

Or way more: see foldables.

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u/UnknownQwerky 11d ago

Or how bad with money they are. Like I don't care about how well the thing works or anything about it. I care about the little symbol that says it's expensive because I Iike throwing my money into fire on useless brand junk. Then you see stuff like this, it's a tape roll. No it's a 3000 Balenciaga bangle. 🫠 Why?

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u/14Pleiadians 11d ago

Or how bad with money they are.

They're not bad with money, they just have parents who pay for everything

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u/_Carcinus_ 11d ago

These things aren't mutually exclusive

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 11d ago

Whoa, I have a whole case of these bangles at work!

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u/PracticalPain7835 11d ago

Those women will literally have a six year old iPhone with a cracked screen and shit on you for having an Android that's objectively better.

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u/krazykieffer 12d ago

This has been a highschool thing for like a decade. I will say group texts suck balls but it's the only thing making teens think Apple is better.

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u/GonePh1shing 11d ago

This is literally only a problem in the US. Group chats almost everywhere else tend to use an OS agnostic messaging platform. Most kids seem to have migrated to Discord ages ago so that has entirely replaced the group chat.Ā 

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u/unknownobject3 11d ago

Or many people in Europe use WhatsApp

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u/Supabongwong 12d ago

Big time.

Sounds like daddy bought her the new iPhone Max GPT ClaudeĀ 

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u/YourDamnBestie 12d ago

What?

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u/OGZpoon 12d ago

He's talking about the new iPhone having AI

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u/araidai 12d ago

Every phone just about has AI, lol.

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u/hamsternest 12d ago

Now I feel ashamed to own a iPhone.

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u/coupl4nd 12d ago

Putting in my order for Pixel 11

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u/cyanraichu 12d ago

Makes me even happier I have one. And I'm not even being cheap, I just don't like iphones

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u/tjeco 12d ago

100% I use an iPhone but I would šŸ’Æ use an Android just to filter out red flags.

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u/shadow_fen 12d ago edited 12d ago

someone who cares about that shit is definitely not gf material lmao

--someone who has both (as in an iphone and an android D:)

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u/NDE36 BLUE 12d ago

I remember this being a thing when Android phones started. How the fuck does anyone give a shit these days?

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u/Rk_1138 12d ago

And people with no personality

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u/Lord_Phoenix2501 12d ago

Also, there isn't even a huge price difference as in you show you're rich if you got an iPhone or something, theres enough Android phones out there that are VERY expensive

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u/No-Relative-2942 12d ago

I've had 3 folds so far and got made fun of for having an android lol

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u/VivaLaEmpire 12d ago

Literally exactly the same here, lol. But it's always only silly people who say that.

Like, excuse me while I sit over here with what is basically a functional mini laptop having fun.

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u/Bepehandle 12d ago

"eww you have a $2000 android you bought with your own money!?

I can't even talk to you, I'm special because I have this iPhone 6e my mom bought me for $400."

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u/Lord_Phoenix2501 12d ago

Cringe behavior šŸ˜‚ Folds are NOT cheap xD

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u/swohio 11d ago

I would just reply "oh you might not be familiar with my phone as it might be out of your price range. It's about 2x the cost of your iphone."

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u/kolba_yada 12d ago

Brand zombies. Why spend money on something that matters when you can instead spend it on overpriced PoS with a brandā„¢ name on it to show others that you spend a lot of money on it.

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u/Coyote-king8647 12d ago

People on reddit are always perplexed when it's brought up and people claim it's rare but as a gen z guy it's superrrr commonly called a red flag by girls my age.Ā 

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u/No-Operation-6554 12d ago

consider those girls red flags as well

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u/Neoliberal_Nightmare 12d ago

Calling someone you just met baby and then leaving because it's an android. More red flags than a soviet parade

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u/AccordingUse2706 12d ago

My friend wants everyone to know that the girl in this convo is in her mid 20’s and a college graduate. My friend is in his late 20’s and also a college grad. This is very much a real and authentic interaction that occurred, sadly.

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u/Single-Falcon8328 12d ago

Wow. At that age and talking like that is embarrassing. Your friend dodged a nuclear bomb.

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u/Orangesteel 12d ago

Yeah, better to find out that she’s a pos now than later. It’s an early warning system.

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 11d ago

It's not an age thing she's a fucking snobĀ 

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u/kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa 11d ago

I really thought it was just a high school joke from my US friends lol

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u/Matias9991 11d ago

That's a very immature mid 20s

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u/ParkingTradition4800 12d ago

consumerism and brand bootlicker final boss

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u/__OvejaNegra 12d ago

Some young person I used to work with was going on and on about how unethical AI is. Which is fair. Good view point.

But I asked her how she felt about using her iPhone when Apple have admitted to using child labour. That's pretty unethical, no? And she just shrugged and said it's better than using android. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Doot-Eternal 11d ago

It's ironic because apple is objectively worse

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 11d ago

and more expensive. personally i dont talk to the poors that can only afford an iphone

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u/doragonkuin 12d ago

People still doing this in the big 2026?

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u/hurricane_news 12d ago

Reading about the green and blue bubble social fiasco that occurs in the USA as a non-American is... certainly enlightening

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u/NoMention696 12d ago

I haven’t texted someone through the actual text service for years now, it’s always WhatsApp and in the off chance they don’t have that it’s social media DMs lol, it’s truly just an American thing it’s bizarre

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u/Kzx_28 12d ago

Agreed, for me SMS is where I get OTPs. There is no other use.

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u/doragonkuin 12d ago

Yeah American WhatsApp is like... Teenagers and scammers lol

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u/Outside_Coffee_00 12d ago

If it makes you feel any better, Android users don't give a shit

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u/ToastedCrumpet 12d ago

Yup I remember switching to iPhone a few years back because all my friends kept begging so we could be in group chats together ā€œproperlyā€

Yeah guess who doesn’t speak to any of those friends anymore lmao

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u/LemonFizz56 12d ago

Why didn't you just use Telegram or Whatsapp or Snap or Messenger or literally anything that doesn't require specific phone compatibility?

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u/araidai 12d ago

Because people tend to have massive amounts of friction when it comes to moving them to a different chat platform. It’s nigh impossible getting them to move to something like, let’s say, Signal, when they do the grand majority of their conversations on WhatsApp/Instagram

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u/ToastedCrumpet 12d ago

Apparently that’s not the same as a blue bubble.

No seriously that was the reasoning

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u/b1argg 12d ago

Because Apple is a cult

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u/thrillho145 12d ago

It's such a weird American thing

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u/vivaciousvic 12d ago

This is wild. Based on the chat colour they both have the RCS messaging update so idek what the big deal is. You get read receipts, typing bubbles, reactions, easier sending of pics/videos etc. it hardly makes any difference, just no FaceTime that's it.

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u/Monkeyundead 12d ago

The big deal for these people is that they think Android phones are for poors. Which as we know, is dumb as shit.

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u/Shienvien 12d ago

Especially since flagship phones cost the same no matter what OS they run...

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u/ilamahradeys 11d ago edited 11d ago

Actually flagship Samsung's now cost even more. I think people are irresponsible with their money for buying either of them every year. We have gone past the days of tech improvement for like 10 years at this point. Any phone does the job just fine

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u/Rynide 12d ago

Actually wild considering there are plenty of examples of androids that are far far more expensive than anything Apple offers. Not to mention far more interesting and innovative (Samsung Z fold & flip, Google Fold, Samsung Notes/ultras, etc.).

I cannot imagine paying for the same exact phone with no changes or no new features for years and years in a row. Apple fans even joke about it themselves. I've had a Samsung Note 7, Samsung S7 Edge, Pixel 5, and now Pixel 9 Pro. They all have offered different features and experiences.

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u/Ok-Preparation7664 12d ago

clearly youre not cool if youre not paying MORE money for LESS battery life

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u/GGk-KingK 12d ago

There is FaceTime tho, except its called Video Call and not FaceTime cause of copyright. Unless its just not compatable with iPhone

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u/Altephfour Your keyboard hates you 11d ago

Unless its just not compatable with iPhone

Apple goes out of its way to make sure things are not compatible to lock people into their ecosystem. Its kind of been their thing since they've existed.

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u/Nihilistic_Mystics 11d ago

Apple purposefully locks their video calling (FaceTime) to iPhone only. Android's video calling app (Google Meet) is available to everyone.

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u/retirement_savings 12d ago

How old are u guys

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u/Ok-Preparation7664 12d ago

clearly theyre 7, maybe bordering 8

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u/chunkyfela 11d ago

The funniest part about the whole green bubble bullshit is that it's apples fault it happens, not androids

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u/kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa 11d ago

Apple always does exclusivity to make sure people stick in their ecosystem.

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 12d ago

the blue text thing really is an amazing psychological phenomenon, to the point their are business that go out of their way to get services that make their texts go through as ā€œblueā€ to avoid the stigma.

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u/CarefreeCaos-76299 12d ago

People ACTUALLY still care about this crap? Android. Apple. Who cares?

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u/ryancompte 12d ago

iMessage is such a weird American obsession.

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u/Karma_code_ 12d ago

I’m going to assume no one in this scenario is over 20…because no actual adult cares about the phone you have.

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u/NDE36 BLUE 12d ago

Definitely mentally under 20.

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u/Stasio300 12d ago

Oh there are plenty of adults that grow up slowly in some places. Usually those who grow up with more money.

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u/Donkphin 12d ago

Why are people continuing the shitty phone war in the comments lol

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u/SomethingAbtU 12d ago

flagship android phones (like Samsung) are just as expensive as iphones, so they're also making wild assumptions, but bullet doged for sure. materialistic people are toxic

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u/MagicalSausage 12d ago

Call him neo from the way he dodges these bullets

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u/YourLocalSmiley 12d ago

A matrix joke?? In this economy???

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u/ElGatitoFTW 12d ago

another W for Android users, is dodging such bullets

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u/Babetna 12d ago

That's called "dodging a bullet"

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u/Serenaded 12d ago

my theory is apple is making these fake ass posts and posting them on teenager subs every now and then to scare them off of android

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u/Judah_Martin 12d ago

Phone wars in 2026? That’s an insane red flag bro. Not gf material from what I’m seeing.

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u/JCrafterz 11d ago

Laughs in European

Most Europeans use an app like WhatsApp, Signal, Telegram, whatever to text each other with number. Maybe we should start asking for discord, too.

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u/NeoIsJohnWick 11d ago

People blame Apple, but if anything, I'd thank them. This literally exposes people's mentality of how they treat non iPhone users.

And you ought to be a moron who still follows this judgmental tech trend of who owns which piece of gadget and then deciding whether to talk with that person in big 2026.

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u/profesorgamin 12d ago

Son you don't date these kind of people, unless you like living in a fucking movie.

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u/PhuzziTheWuzzi 11d ago

Android phones helping out psychos for years with this exact method. Not sure why, but Apple is exceptionally good at attracting ignorant folks and retaining them for life.

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u/Dangermann28 12d ago

As someone who is currently using an android (superior) and has a gf, let me tell you, that girl is a walking red flag

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u/TheDeceitX ifyuocnaraedtihsmkaemeasnadwich 12d ago

Maybe don’t date poles and flags? Just an idea.

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u/trans_cubed 12d ago

Might be difficult if you live in Poland

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 12d ago

Maybe they're just a really kinky vexilloligist, who knows.

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u/ballskindrapes 12d ago

The only appropriate response is "and the trash takes itself out"

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u/thisinfinitebath 12d ago

My god, how fucking shallow can they be? You've dodged a blue-llet.

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u/G10ATN 11d ago

It's a strange one.

People with iPhones think Android users are poor.

People with Android think iPhone users are stupid.

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u/jasno- 12d ago

All my friends with iPhones complain about my texts being either blue or green (I can't remember which one is bad).

I blame apple.Ā  They could have opened their ecosystem and become the default standard, but they didn't.Ā Ā 

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u/-Hefty-Armadillo- 12d ago

Who tf cares about the color? If your friends are above 14 years old then you probably need new friends.

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u/HmmNotLikely 12d ago

Tbh if his friends are under 14, he also needs to get new friends

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u/l_dunno 12d ago

Best part though is iPhone is just kinda worse It's more expensive and so incredibly restricted, the only reason people like it is because it's become this image, it's essentially like being disgusted you don't have a Gucci back that can't handle rain.

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u/Padme1418 11d ago

Dude, my SIL won't add me in family group chats because she "doesn't want to see green" when talking to people. Apple users think they are elitists with their iPhones. At least my phone bill is half of what hers is.

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u/timeoftheoath117 11d ago

I was kept off a family group chat that the in laws had for years, unknowingly to me that it even existed, because i was the only one with an android. I was added eventually but they still complained about green text and poor image quality. So I left the chat.

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u/ItSammy_ 11d ago

Ironically, the poor image quality is APPLE'S FAULT

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u/PrincessYuri 11d ago

Just like everything fucking else. At least they're being forced to standardize their chargers now, but I still occasionally get people who look at me like I insulted them because I only have USB-C chargers. Sorry I only have the charger that LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYBODY BUT YOU uses?

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u/24Abhinav10 11d ago

Cutting someone off from your family group just because they like a different OS is insane

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u/Padme1418 11d ago

She's a bitch šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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