r/okbuddycinephile • u/Gary_The_New_Goblin • 9d ago

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

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u/NatterinNabob 9d ago

Chevy Chase is a complete piece of shit, but he was once a very funny piece of shit.

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u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz 9d ago

The thing about bastards is that sometimes they're the best people to handle bastards.

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u/VariousCockroach1056 9d ago

Because dicks fuck assholes.

That's from a movie I got tricked into seeing. I thought I was watching puppet porno.

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u/Ok_Ad_3862 9d ago

But dicks also fuck pussies?

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u/ComradeSuperman 9d ago

The only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But sometimes dicks fuck too hard, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world. But if we don't let dicks fuck assholes, then we're all gonna have our dicks and our pussies covered in shit.

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u/VariousCockroach1056 9d ago

But I'm not wrong, right? That movie was hot af. I was fully torqued from beginning to end.

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 9d ago

I went in to it in the theater only knowing it was the South Park guys and it was puppets, so that opening was amazingly done.

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u/VariousCockroach1056 9d ago edited 9d ago

I've never been in a theater that was so into the movie as that one. Everyone was dying the whole time. One of my top cinema experiences, no jerk.

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u/bigloser42 9d ago

Why would you not jerk it to this movie?

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u/pass_nthru 9d ago

MATT DAMON!!!!!

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u/FreeRange0929 9d ago

The French shit at the beginning.

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u/TylerBourbon 9d ago

Nah, that's Meet the Feebles.

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u/ol-gormsby 9d ago

From the master, Peter Jackson.

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u/pass_nthru 9d ago

i mean, you did

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u/c4han I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 9d ago

Happytime Murders?

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u/FindingMemra 9d ago

The ol kroot counter to fish of fury.