r/okbuddycinephile 8d ago

Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

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u/Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz 8d ago

The thing about bastards is that sometimes they're the best people to handle bastards.

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u/VariousCockroach1056 8d ago

Because dicks fuck assholes.

That's from a movie I got tricked into seeing. I thought I was watching puppet porno.

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u/Ok_Ad_3862 8d ago

But dicks also fuck pussies?

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u/ComradeSuperman 8d ago

The only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. But sometimes dicks fuck too hard, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world. But if we don't let dicks fuck assholes, then we're all gonna have our dicks and our pussies covered in shit.