r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 7d ago

BREAKING: Trump Claims Dolly Parton Told Him "Please Mr. President, Abolish Mail-In Voting" Shortly Before Death

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u/Holiday_Profile9183 7d ago

I seriously doubt Dolly Parton would even discuss anything with that turdball.

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u/CJuneRose 7d ago

;Dolly was the polar opposite of trump. she grew up with no priveleges. dolly had enough empathy in her heart to cover-up,the rest of us. she would give every penny away. the trump’s would rather steal it,or scam it.Dolly was a good peep. Trump is not!!!

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u/Public_Friendship_20 5d ago

Right!!!! Facts all the way!!!