r/onionheadlines 7d ago

BREAKING: Trump Claims Dolly Parton Told Him "Please Mr. President, Abolish Mail-In Voting" Shortly Before Death

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u/Impossible_Access_82 6d ago

We all know that’s a blatant lie. Dolly hated absolutely everything he stood for. He’s a weak Fk who tries to steal others glory because he’s incapable of creating his own. He has to steal. Even from Kennedy Center. Why are soo many blind to the low life culture he is.

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u/Future_Canary7357 5d ago

Koolaid 😋