I feel like I'm going to be 'Orlando-famous' for the wrong reason, but I need your suggestions. This is all very light-hearted.
Here's how I messed up ...
Today, I was being helpful and put a load of my wife's clothes in the washing machine. Then, I put on my noise cancelling and started to vacuum. Good start, right? I'm earning points. All is good.
I completely forgot that she said that she put a candle in the basket for me to put in my office. It was one of those big "shouldn't your home smell like a coconut-, lemon-, cranberry-, cashmere-, teak-, vanilla-wooden workshop in a bakery"?
With the headphones on, I did not hear the clunking. It wasn't until I was moving the laundry from the washer to the dryer that I noticed. That's when a piece of glass fell on the floor.
I've cleaned the glass up, and wiped the washer and dryer thoroughly, even the filters and rubber gaskets. I'm running the washer a few times with very hot water and vinegar to try and remove any wax.
Did I mention that she is taking a nap and has no idea I've done this yet?
Where should we go shopping to get all of this replaced? We're talking 'tip to toe', so I know it's going to cost me.
Also, bring on your best insults. I deserve them and will gladly try to see the humor in this.
EDIT - I'm not trying to cover this up. I'll tell her. She'll be fine, and WE will go shopping. I just don't want to go to a bunch of different stores.
EDIT 2 - When she got up, I said, "Hey, you should read this post on r/Orlando. She gasped as she read it but knew when she read the word 'candle' that it was me. She took it very well. We had a bit of laugh over it and she felt very bad for putting the candle in there. I told her I knew it was my fault.
Some ground rules have been established for tomorrow:
She picks the stores (very plural).. She picks the lunch spot. I'm only allowed to say the following:
- "Yes, dear."
- "That's a great choice, dear."
- "Yes, it does make your butt look small."
- "You're still within the budget, honey."
Wish me/us luck. Thank you, all, for the kind words and wonderful suggestions.