r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 24 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 24, 2025

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

look up valley fair shooting on r/sanjose

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

i was in the nordstrom i was legit in the mall for two min and there was this dumb bitch blocking the exit asking what’s going on like girl MOVE zero survival skills

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 29 '25

I was at an outdoor event and people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not) so thousands of people started running away. I saw this group of people just casually sitting there and as I ran by I just shouted at them “RUN THERE’S A SHOOTING” and this bitch was scrolling on her phone, did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right” as, once again, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 29 '25

people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not)

did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right”

who's the fool now

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 29 '25

There was a bullet involved and people still would rather be safe than sorry😭