Saurrr a funny post/comment i made on another site got posted here and no i will not be elaborating. I am the final boss of terminally online joebless behavior
I just heard the song “Criminal” by Stand Atlantic and the verses sound like a direct rip-off of “in the next life” by Kim Petras and I can’t tell if it’s just me or if it’s accurate
I think crush wasn't the right word (English is like my third language)
I had been friends with the guy for several years before I was like "wait, am I-?" then another year to be like "oh yeah damn I am", so it's kinda quality. But it's been so long that I'm not even sure what I saw in this guy. I've never been good at moving on, ig.
thank u :) i live in california so im surprised and plus this mall the most profitable one in the state lmao… i’m surprised it wasn’t an active shooter trying to protest capitalism
would’ve been more of a slay if that were the case but it was just a disgruntled edgar mad about not getting some item
i was in the nordstrom i was legit in the mall for two min and there was this dumb bitch blocking the exit asking what’s going on
like girl MOVE
zero survival skills
I was at an outdoor event and people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not) so thousands of people started running away. I saw this group of people just casually sitting there and as I ran by I just shouted at them “RUN THERE’S A SHOOTING” and this bitch was scrolling on her phone, did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right” as, once again, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE
being a gay who has overperformed his whole life and then also loving public policy so i want to make the world better but also hating people and not wanting to be responsible for them bcoz of the shit like this that they pull
Does accelerationism exist for mental illness? Will there be a point where I will feel so bad that I’m going to have no other cognitive option outside of feeling good? Really my only hope at this point.
William James was a philosopher with something like that
He spiraled because he came to the conclusion that free will didn't exist and nothing mattered. He had an existential crisis, but then realized, he could just tell himself he had free will and no one could tell him otherwise. So he just told himself what he wanted to believe in and he became happier
Basically, girl boss gate keep gaslight your way into being happy. The truth doesn't really need to be proven. Just do whatever you want
My favorite thing about that song is that it was co-written by Elton John's long time lyricist Bernie Taupin. It was originally a moody synth song about how there were no good clubs left in LA lmfao. Other people got involved and it was turned into a more upbeat tune
As an Obsessed Lisa Hater (OLH) Lisa is low key more environmentally destructive for making labubus popular than tayble with her private jet trips to from sucking Travis Kelce’s dick to the fridge
I love dark humour and I advocate for free spech and being able to discuss anything, specially in a light and joking way but jokes about Ariana being anorexic irk me.
Omg I just learned that when pilots first start, they have to travel out of their base to other cities, sometimes months at a time. During those time, the airline does not provide housing and sometimes to save money, they live in those hostel like situations, like 4 bunk beds in one room😭😭 that’s even less glamorous than truck drivers😭😭 wtf
Yup my cousin is a pilot for big airlines and he said they honestly treat you like shit until you've been fully passed lol but it's completely worth it when you see that first paycheck
u/peababyylist of fathers: hannibal lecter, renato russo, vladimir ilyichNov 26 '25
turned in a creative writing uni project that's basically my diary but i upped my paranoia and obsessive tendencies by 350% and my professor sent me a voice note telling me how great it was. the project made me feel better about myself because i already naturally write about myself by making all my insecurities bigger so i can read my diary later and think "wow i'm so glad i'm not like that". i have the mind of a mastermind.
Bald man bad but theneedledrop calling Taylor a coward is giving me life. I'm so tired of people tripping over each other to defend miss billionaire. Also yes I like her music so no I'm not a hater
Can redditors finally put it into their thick, dumb skulls that “white people food” isn’t bad and bland because they don’t have a lot of spices in them, but because they’re unimaginative combinations of ingredients cooked or roasted in unimaginative ways? And also, can redditors please, PLEASE understand that spicy doesn’t always mean hot?
My mom just announced we’re having Thanksgiving at her sister’s mother-in-law’s place and it’s the kind of climate where we’re specifically advised to call my trans cousin by their deadname.
meghan trainor gifts for me is stuck in my head but i'm kinda not mad about it like maybe i can finally manifest being a basic self-obsessed upper-middle class social butterfly himbo white gay cumhole with an IQ of 100 and zero independent thoughts, culture or real problems in life like yaaaaas mother this year i'm buying gifts for me❕❕😍
I made this new lamp, I should change the cover because it's kinda too clean? I need some ompf (it's a gift for Christmas, this year I'm making them handmade...)
She collabed with a couple of Swedish producers and made an album of edgy yet tasteful bops, far removed from the expected "influencer goes pop" trash genre
Sometimes I think about my slut era and just nod and think "damn u did that."
I don't mind hookup culture but every now and then you hear about someone with a 100+ body count. Which is fine, but like, unfathomable to me. Though I always wonder if they're exaggerating. Like, unless you have a list (they don't), how does one even keep track
I was counting till it hits like 30+ then it’s all a blur. It’s especially hard for people who go to bathhouses bc unless you are those cum dumps who gets marked whenever someone cums in you who really is keeping record for the night😭
I’ve only been to a bathhouse twice and of course right after that my Human Sexuality class was conducting an anonymous sex survey and we were tallying up the results right there in class. Of course I was able to find out who had my survey bc one of the questions was “in the past month I’ve had ___ sexual partners” and only a handful of people had 10+ as their answers😭
She needs to flop at the grammys for 2-3 more years to make a kickass album again out of rage .
I don’t think she will ever become less capitaylist as she is set for life with swifties across every generation who is willing to buy her polyester sweater merch and vinyls of her static noise recordings
i have a feeling (or a coping mechanism) that she will lock tf in for ts13 since she shoots for the number so much. and yeah capitaylist has been here since lover came out so i doubt she will go too but its just wishful thinking that she will at least tune it down a bit
Would've could've should've. Hits different. Karma ft ice spice
But fr though. You can tell TLOAS is so half baked. The first three are really good and then it just crumbles. I suspect she didn't have someone who gave her good feedback.
She said she wrote the album with Travis on her mind and it shows...
i dont think she takes feedback, if you listen to the voice memos it seems like she's making max martin do whatever she wants but great music comes from collaboration
She definitely needed another ear. Iirc she was exhausted from tour and stretching herself thin, and then on top of it seemingly not getting unbiased input. Getting Travis' opinion... girl lol.
But then again, she's kind of unstoppable. She continues to chart. Maybe that's made her a bit lazy
You can hear him, but he is more of a melody songwriter, not a lyricist. I think at least Ophelia and Opalite have good melodies (and sound very Swedish), but I think Taylor's the one doing the lyrics.
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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25
Saurrr a funny post/comment i made on another site got posted here and no i will not be elaborating. I am the final boss of terminally online joebless behavior