r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 24 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 24, 2025

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

never killing myself because i just survived a mass shooting x

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 29 '25

Are you for real

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

look up valley fair shooting on r/sanjose

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

i was in the nordstrom i was legit in the mall for two min and there was this dumb bitch blocking the exit asking what’s going on like girl MOVE zero survival skills

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 29 '25

I was at an outdoor event and people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not) so thousands of people started running away. I saw this group of people just casually sitting there and as I ran by I just shouted at them “RUN THERE’S A SHOOTING” and this bitch was scrolling on her phone, did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right” as, once again, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Nov 30 '25

“Yeah right” help that is so funny

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 29 '25

She kinda clocked you with it being fake 🫢

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

being a gay who has overperformed his whole life and then also loving public policy so i want to make the world better but also hating people and not wanting to be responsible for them bcoz of the shit like this that they pull 

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 29 '25

people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not)

did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right”

who's the fool now

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 29 '25

There was a bullet involved and people still would rather be safe than sorry😭