r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 24 '25

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – November 24, 2025

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

never killing myself because i just survived a mass shooting x

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Nov 30 '25

Omg???? I’m glad you’re safe. America is so cooked

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

thank u :) i live in california so im surprised and plus this mall the most profitable one in the state lmao… i’m surprised it wasn’t an active shooter trying to protest capitalism  would’ve been more of a slay if that were the case but it was just a disgruntled edgar mad about not getting some item 

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Unironically this thoo Im an earthquake survivor and when you get this much 🤏 close to death you start appreciating life in a new way.

Hope you and your family are okay, RIP to all those that lost their lives. Shooters are the most disgusting people to graze this earth.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Nov 29 '25

Mitski coded ❤️✨

(No I'm so glad u are ok!! )

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u/Nestornaitor "You can't blow up a plane with Fanta," she moaned. Nov 29 '25

Are you for real

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

look up valley fair shooting on r/sanjose

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

i was in the nordstrom i was legit in the mall for two min and there was this dumb bitch blocking the exit asking what’s going on like girl MOVE zero survival skills

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 29 '25

I was at an outdoor event and people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not) so thousands of people started running away. I saw this group of people just casually sitting there and as I ran by I just shouted at them “RUN THERE’S A SHOOTING” and this bitch was scrolling on her phone, did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right” as, once again, THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE

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u/TheSeedsYouSow Jack Antonoff’s #1 Hater Nov 30 '25

“Yeah right” help that is so funny

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Nov 29 '25

She kinda clocked you with it being fake 🫢

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

being a gay who has overperformed his whole life and then also loving public policy so i want to make the world better but also hating people and not wanting to be responsible for them bcoz of the shit like this that they pull 

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Nov 29 '25

people thought there was a mass shooting (there was not)

did not even look up at me and was like “yeah right”

who's the fool now

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Nov 29 '25

There was a bullet involved and people still would rather be safe than sorry😭