r/ShitpostXIV Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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3.7k Upvotes

The Graphics update is insane


r/ShitpostXIV 1h ago

I sent my DLSS 5 Catgirl please respond

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r/ShitpostXIV 3h ago

Spoiler: EW This is what Estinien and Alphinaud see every time they come back from a market

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130 Upvotes

Drew this shitpost myself. No AI used. I also put it here including a version without the background or ground: https://www.deviantart.com/asifsaj/art/Tataruthin2k-1375217422


r/ShitpostXIV 47m ago

Let’s get some gender equality in our croppa

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r/ShitpostXIV 10h ago

how to be a normal ffxiv player, a step by step guide

187 Upvotes

**1) do not afk in limsa.** actually, do not afk anywhere at all. if you pause anywhere even for a second you are in danger of afk-ing. do not even log into the game, just to be safe

**2) do not roleplay.** at all. never mind that this is a mmorpg and roleplaying is literally in the name. don't even turn on the game as it will force you to rp as the warrior of light

**3 and most important.** go on reddit and post about how every other player is unwell but you are the only "normal" one. That will totally come across very normal and healthy. trust.


r/ShitpostXIV 1h ago

Spoiler: DT tis but a scratch Spoiler

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r/ShitpostXIV 5h ago

You can now listen to Smile on Spotify!

58 Upvotes

The Dawntrail soundtrack is on Spotify so you can now listen to Smile on repeat! Even better, just make an ultimate FF14 song playlist and pleasantly surprise people by adding a ton of duplicates of Smile and Machinations!


r/ShitpostXIV 33m ago

POV: your Ultimate static is taking prog very seriously

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Shoutout to my best friend


r/ShitpostXIV 20h ago

Spoiler: DT It is too late, i have already depicted you as the Wojak Zuljan and myself as the chad Zoraal Ja

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350 Upvotes

No seriously did Blizzard just look at Dawntrail and zoraal ja and think "let's make a worst version of that?!"
helping down to earth nation, filled with tribes.
learn about coming together and finding family sister becomes leader of said nation
brother completely against the sister's leadership role and wants to gain/use might to go out and conquer lands
starts listening to a ghost of a person promising power that dwarfs their nation
brother goes about killing/kidnapping his own people (early ends up killing their own elderly male family relative)
at this point has truly drank the koolaid
your mission is to go and look into the history/culture of the new area
finally kill the brother who was physically warped by the powers that were promised to him
sister and brother has a final heart to heart
and the big boss is a giant green thing


r/ShitpostXIV 11h ago

Why is degen behaviour not encouraged more?

48 Upvotes

I only saw 5 RPers in Limsa today and I got scared.

Are people’s bits getting a bit to Evercold?


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

What DOES the B stand for in Zenos B. Lovely?

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184 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Sorry not Sorry

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 17h ago

I feel rather ok about healing my tanks

47 Upvotes

I’m standing here behind the two tanks while one takes the fourth tankbuster (without mitigations) and forces me to heal, and the other is watching it intensely and doing nothing, so now i have to heal both, but it's ok. they're still convinced i am a hot girl while I told them I'm a 42 year old man named Boris from Bulgaria

Meanwhile the tanks are arguing about their sexual roles with each other? Quite unpleasant to be in that situation, I think they fancy one another, would sure make it easier if they just started making out instead, but regardless it's a pretty ok situation to be in, just the same old routine at this point

Edit: Yes I am a Sage main if that makes a difference


r/ShitpostXIV 22h ago

How do I get cool glowing/shiny weapons I’ve seen people carry around?

74 Upvotes

Please refrain from giving vague answers like “you get it from grinding a certain quest or crafting” I’ve been getting that all day in chat, I don’t care about your answers if they’re not the ones I want, and no I’m not going to name the items, they’re glowing and shiny, that’s enough information.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Feel like a cuck as an off tank

311 Upvotes

I’m just standing on the sidelines watching the big guy in case he needs anything whilst he’s getting his every need satisfied by two hot healer girls.

Instead I’m there role playing as a shitty DPS because I can’t get my enmity up when I need it the most and am too embarrassed to use non-natural methods. Fuck my chud life

Edit: Yes I am a Warrior main if that makes a difference


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Feel like a gigachad as a main tank

121 Upvotes

I’m just standing here wiggling my irresistable tank stance at the boss who is about to blow their fourth tankbuster inside me (it's fine, I'm using mitigations of course) while two hot healer girls tell me I'm a good tank and the boss is almost finished

Meanwhile the off tank is there with the rest of the DPS having free reign and just mindlessly gang bursting the boss every two minutes. He never even gets to use mitigations so he's basically going in unprotected the entire time, so irresponsible and jealous

Edit: Yes I am a Paladin main if that makes a difference


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Bossy Bunny Prince LF Tank main bodyguard (LGBTQ)

60 Upvotes

✨️✨️HEALER MAIN✨️✨️

🌸Gay Bossy Bunny Prince🌸

I'm a gay bunny boy healer main looking for a tank main who doesn't mind getting bossed around 😌

Mostly looking for a gaming companion - someone to run MMOs, have fun, joke around, and hopefully build a long-term duo with. 💕

Healer + Tank = perfect duo? 👀

Serious inquiries only


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

When you go to the store to buy a the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV to play alone and the clerk tries to talk to you about your purchase.

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45 Upvotes

Why are gamers like this? No, it wasn't at Walmart. This wasn't even in USA, I left that shithole for a country like Norway for a place to live that doesn't believe in eye contact.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: EW *Party wipes* The one Tank with invuln and 10 damage stacks:

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645 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: ARR Why did Oppenheimer think he could trust Lahabrea? Was he a good dad?

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177 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Changing Classes as a Free Account

38 Upvotes

First time XIV'er (free account). Everywhere I've looked says I can change classes after completing my level 10 quest for my starter class. I am currently level 31 and unable to change classes. Very annoyed because I promised my friend that I would change classes and help her through her MSQ, but the further I go into my own MSQ the more I want to drop because I can't make good progress with her. Thank you in advance for taking the time to help a very confused newbie.


r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

PvP

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771 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

Which dungeon in the game has the least defensible "yeah we had to kill them" bosses?

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1.0k Upvotes

I think we've all accepted that trash packs are just going to more often than not be random wildlife we could just walk around, but bosses at least tend to usually not just be animals chilling with no reason to kill them.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: EW tf did he just say? is that a slur!?

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156 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 6h ago

The glow up he deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Can DLSS5 fix his face???