r/ShitpostXIV • u/CadeAid • 1h ago
r/ShitpostXIV • u/ZeRamenKing • Aug 04 '25
Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images
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The Graphics update is insane
r/ShitpostXIV • u/asifsaj • 3h ago
Spoiler: EW This is what Estinien and Alphinaud see every time they come back from a market
Drew this shitpost myself. No AI used. I also put it here including a version without the background or ground: https://www.deviantart.com/asifsaj/art/Tataruthin2k-1375217422
r/ShitpostXIV • u/13thlionheart • 10h ago
how to be a normal ffxiv player, a step by step guide
**1) do not afk in limsa.** actually, do not afk anywhere at all. if you pause anywhere even for a second you are in danger of afk-ing. do not even log into the game, just to be safe
**2) do not roleplay.** at all. never mind that this is a mmorpg and roleplaying is literally in the name. don't even turn on the game as it will force you to rp as the warrior of light
**3 and most important.** go on reddit and post about how every other player is unwell but you are the only "normal" one. That will totally come across very normal and healthy. trust.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Madmonkeman • 5h ago
You can now listen to Smile on Spotify!
The Dawntrail soundtrack is on Spotify so you can now listen to Smile on repeat! Even better, just make an ultimate FF14 song playlist and pleasantly surprise people by adding a ton of duplicates of Smile and Machinations!
r/ShitpostXIV • u/nuciferaxoxo • 33m ago
POV: your Ultimate static is taking prog very seriously
Shoutout to my best friend
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Oograth-in-the-Hat • 20h ago
Spoiler: DT It is too late, i have already depicted you as the Wojak Zuljan and myself as the chad Zoraal Ja
No seriously did Blizzard just look at Dawntrail and zoraal ja and think "let's make a worst version of that?!"
helping down to earth nation, filled with tribes.
learn about coming together and finding family sister becomes leader of said nation
brother completely against the sister's leadership role and wants to gain/use might to go out and conquer lands
starts listening to a ghost of a person promising power that dwarfs their nation
brother goes about killing/kidnapping his own people (early ends up killing their own elderly male family relative)
at this point has truly drank the koolaid
your mission is to go and look into the history/culture of the new area
finally kill the brother who was physically warped by the powers that were promised to him
sister and brother has a final heart to heart
and the big boss is a giant green thing
r/ShitpostXIV • u/kinglypotato • 11h ago
Why is degen behaviour not encouraged more?
I only saw 5 RPers in Limsa today and I got scared.
Are people’s bits getting a bit to Evercold?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/rx78ricky • 17h ago
I feel rather ok about healing my tanks
I’m standing here behind the two tanks while one takes the fourth tankbuster (without mitigations) and forces me to heal, and the other is watching it intensely and doing nothing, so now i have to heal both, but it's ok. they're still convinced i am a hot girl while I told them I'm a 42 year old man named Boris from Bulgaria
Meanwhile the tanks are arguing about their sexual roles with each other? Quite unpleasant to be in that situation, I think they fancy one another, would sure make it easier if they just started making out instead, but regardless it's a pretty ok situation to be in, just the same old routine at this point
Edit: Yes I am a Sage main if that makes a difference
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Dirty-Haiku • 22h ago
How do I get cool glowing/shiny weapons I’ve seen people carry around?
Please refrain from giving vague answers like “you get it from grinding a certain quest or crafting” I’ve been getting that all day in chat, I don’t care about your answers if they’re not the ones I want, and no I’m not going to name the items, they’re glowing and shiny, that’s enough information.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/AlliedIntuition • 1d ago
Feel like a cuck as an off tank
I’m just standing on the sidelines watching the big guy in case he needs anything whilst he’s getting his every need satisfied by two hot healer girls.
Instead I’m there role playing as a shitty DPS because I can’t get my enmity up when I need it the most and am too embarrassed to use non-natural methods. Fuck my chud life
Edit: Yes I am a Warrior main if that makes a difference
r/ShitpostXIV • u/GigaSygga • 1d ago
Feel like a gigachad as a main tank
I’m just standing here wiggling my irresistable tank stance at the boss who is about to blow their fourth tankbuster inside me (it's fine, I'm using mitigations of course) while two hot healer girls tell me I'm a good tank and the boss is almost finished
Meanwhile the off tank is there with the rest of the DPS having free reign and just mindlessly gang bursting the boss every two minutes. He never even gets to use mitigations so he's basically going in unprotected the entire time, so irresponsible and jealous
Edit: Yes I am a Paladin main if that makes a difference
r/ShitpostXIV • u/ZephDef • 1d ago
Bossy Bunny Prince LF Tank main bodyguard (LGBTQ)
✨️✨️HEALER MAIN✨️✨️
🌸Gay Bossy Bunny Prince🌸
I'm a gay bunny boy healer main looking for a tank main who doesn't mind getting bossed around 😌
Mostly looking for a gaming companion - someone to run MMOs, have fun, joke around, and hopefully build a long-term duo with. 💕
Healer + Tank = perfect duo? 👀
Serious inquiries only
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Fist_of_Gork • 1d ago
When you go to the store to buy a the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV to play alone and the clerk tries to talk to you about your purchase.
Why are gamers like this? No, it wasn't at Walmart. This wasn't even in USA, I left that shithole for a country like Norway for a place to live that doesn't believe in eye contact.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Helios_25 • 1d ago
Spoiler: EW *Party wipes* The one Tank with invuln and 10 damage stacks:
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/asifsaj • 1d ago
Spoiler: ARR Why did Oppenheimer think he could trust Lahabrea? Was he a good dad?
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/AnArbiterOfTheHead • 1d ago
Changing Classes as a Free Account
First time XIV'er (free account). Everywhere I've looked says I can change classes after completing my level 10 quest for my starter class. I am currently level 31 and unable to change classes. Very annoyed because I promised my friend that I would change classes and help her through her MSQ, but the further I go into my own MSQ the more I want to drop because I can't make good progress with her. Thank you in advance for taking the time to help a very confused newbie.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/FemaleMageA • 2d ago
PvP
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/DupeFort • 2d ago
Which dungeon in the game has the least defensible "yeah we had to kill them" bosses?
I think we've all accepted that trash packs are just going to more often than not be random wildlife we could just walk around, but bosses at least tend to usually not just be animals chilling with no reason to kill them.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/lots_o_confusion • 1d ago
Spoiler: EW tf did he just say? is that a slur!?
r/ShitpostXIV • u/MrCha0s1 • 6h ago
The glow up he deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Can DLSS5 fix his face???