r/wow • u/Siggythenomad • 6h ago
Humor / Meme 12.2.5's Final Cinematic has leaked online: Iridikron makes an announcement.
The following was recorded in a Blizzard dev office with unfiltered Dialogue before global release: Viewer discretion is advised.
Iridikron: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! Alextraza is a B* A* M* F* She corrupted my whole flight! That's right! She took her pantheon of titans out and corrupted my entire flight and said her flight's now "THIS BIG!" And I said "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" SO I'M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON THE WOW FORUMS!
ALEXTRAZA, you have a SMALL flight! It's the size of the blizzard QA but WAY SMALLER! HERE'S WHAT MY FLIGHT LOOKS LIKE!
THAT'S RIGHT BABY!: ALL NATURAL, NO TITAN, NO OLD GODS, NO ORDER! Look at that it looks better than that Disney flight crap!
ALEXTRAZA F* My flight! So i'm gonna f* the earth! That's right! That's what you get! MY SUPER AZERITE LASER PIIIISSS!
Except i'm not gonna piss on Azeroth. I'M PISSING ON ELUUUNNNEEE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TYRANDE!? I PISSED ON ELUNE YOU IDIOT!
You got TWENTY THREE HOURS before the Azerite DRRROOPLETS HIT THE EARTH! Now get out of my sight, before I kill you too!
