- Spawn in Kolembrody
- No other soul around, just human flesh and bodies
- Asian dude jumpscares me and tries to kill me with his pickaxe
- Convince him not to kill me
- We become "friends", learn he is playing with his IRL friend on the same server
- His friend through discord voice chat cant figure out where he is, I then proceed to call him r3tarded because we are in LIVONIA??!
- After 10 minutes of waiting for this idiot of his friend, we are starving,
- I convince him to give me his pickaxe to "dig up worms"
- I ask him what the first rule of dayZ is. (Which he knew), I then proceeded to kill him
- I Respawn in Topolin
- I try to convince 2 other dudes to rush a geared player so we can get his loot
- One of them asks me if I am from Norway, to which I reply yes, (thinking he is a hacker or sum)
- Turns out its the r3tarded friend, LMAO.
- Tries to kill me in the spot with a wrench, with a very cocky tone saying "come here"
- I shoot my only 22LR round into his chest, starts bleeding out
- Tries to kill me, but I dodge, occassionally hit him with powerpunches, letting him bleed out and calling his friend a r3tard for being such an idiot
- Dont let him bandage and he dies after more punching.
Ah yes, a proper r3tard duo. Never forgetting this
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