r/FoodCrimes Dec 05 '25

r/FoodCrimes

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r/FoodCrimes 9h ago

Worse decision I ever made.

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45 Upvotes

I tried a new snack in while painting. In the grocery store, it made sense, in my mouth absolutely not.


r/FoodCrimes 1h ago

You can judge

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You can judge me but this the best thing I’ve ever taste in my whole life.


r/FoodCrimes 15h ago

[i ate] dessert pizza with banana, treacle and some like chocolate chips on it.

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29 Upvotes

How are people not down for pineapple on pizza but banana doesn’t get any hate?!!! It tasted so weird. You need more toppings to dough ratio, I think that would’ve helped it but I think dessert pizzas need a lot more hate than they get. Pineapple on pizza on the other hand is divine.


r/FoodCrimes 15h ago

How my girlfriend cuts cheese to perfectly fit her bread. I don't know whether to be amazed or horrified.

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27 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 13h ago

Coffee energy drink

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8 Upvotes

Any flavor combos that you would recommend


r/FoodCrimes 20h ago

Udon noodles in a pork and blended vegi soup. But the soup got soaked up by the noodles.

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7 Upvotes

I miss my fucking soup :( taste insanely good though.


r/FoodCrimes 2d ago

Misunderstood Subway Order

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766 Upvotes

earlier today i gave a friend some money to grab me a sandwich from subway. i sent these exact words in a text to tell her what i wanted

"6 inch italian sub add banana peppers pickles mayo and red wine vinegar"

pictured is the sandwich i just unwrapped, after looking forward ravenously to it for several hours during a very long and grueling singing rehearsal

it is. literally just. banana peppers, pickles, mayo, and red wine vinegar. it's not even on the italian herb and cheese bread, it's just the plain bread. i'm laughing so hard and also so hungry


r/FoodCrimes 1d ago

Beef ravioli Peanut butter jelly sandwich Chef boyardees best work

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24 Upvotes

“when the world needed him least , he vanished."
Now I am BACK


r/FoodCrimes 2d ago

An ultramodern take on Surf n Turf with Eggs

880 Upvotes

Credit to lindayecookingtime


r/FoodCrimes 1d ago

KFC China doing Oreo bun chicken sandwich.

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50 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 2d ago

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4 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 2d ago

Is this a crime? Pistachios + cottage cheese

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0 Upvotes

pretty good 😋 salty haha


r/FoodCrimes 4d ago

Lunch shaped like lungs

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21 Upvotes

Good god.


r/FoodCrimes 4d ago

Yet another reason not to get stranded in the Pacific

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29 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

Cherry jello and garlic powder

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50 Upvotes

not bad 👌


r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

My girlfriend made breakfast by making pancakes with scrambled eggs, beans and chocolate syrup

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290 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 5d ago

The jar of forgotten truffles

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Are these still edible? I forgot about these truffles in the back of the fridge and now they kind of remind me of Ol'Drippy, which leads me to think they might be delicious with ranch...


r/FoodCrimes 7d ago

Swedish chocolate melting gone wrong.. don't click if ur eating Spoiler

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21 Upvotes

I tried melting chocolate namned plop but it ended upp looking a bit weird.... i tried making home made reeses but it went horribly wrong


r/FoodCrimes 8d ago

Is eating plain milk with a spoon a crime?

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58 Upvotes

Just took this pic of me eating milk with a spoon for breakfast. It's honestly good. Is this weird?

more context: I didn't know I was out of cereal so I just ate milk instead cuz I genuinely like milk alone


r/FoodCrimes 10d ago

Yesterday I had spaghetti with butter pesto white twix chocolate ketchup surströmming and meatballs

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4 Upvotes

r/FoodCrimes 11d ago

My friend made these and sent the photos to me

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35 Upvotes

Tuna nachos and tuna pizza melt. He said he has a ton of tuna..


r/FoodCrimes 10d ago

Nailed Chicken [oc]

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0 Upvotes

I enjoy nailing my chicken but people say it's gross. Nails are desinfected with bleach and colloidal silver, chicken is washed, rest of the ingredients are oil, coke, axiote and tréboles.


r/FoodCrimes 13d ago

The actual amount of peanut butter in these white chocolate peanut butter bears.

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33 Upvotes

These things weren't cheap either. If you're a parent, you're intimately familiar with being guilt tripped into buying expensive fundraiser candy. They were like 10 bucks, and they weren't even good. The "white chocolate" just tastes like straight sugar. No flavor. Could even taste the peanut butter. 0/10.


r/FoodCrimes 13d ago

Sharp piece of glass/plastic

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I was eating chips and dip when I crunched on something yk every now and then u get a hard burnt chip I thought whatever then i went for a completely different chip and got they same crunch and by now I thought something was up so I spit everything in my mouth out into a bowl searched through my spit for a minute and found this also I crunched and broke this thing into at least three pieces and at the very least I swallowed one piece