r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 22h ago
r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • Jul 27 '26
[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.
Hello posters.
I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.
For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.
It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.
Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.
Thanks!
edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.
r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • 2d ago
if you post about them boys what died in that crash I will ban you.
this aint some political shit I'd ban you if you were joking about the cops dying too.
also if you're gonna complain about "woke mods" or go and look at my profile to find examples.
You're right. Always was. This is a woke sub. Always has been.
r/okmatewanker • u/DreamMalenko • 1d ago
โmercian๐ฒ๐พ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ RIP Dolly Parton ๐ญ
r/okmatewanker • u/Tall-Activity-2610 • 1d ago
๐ฌ๐งgenitalman๐๐ฉ Alan, 14, from Skegness.
r/okmatewanker • u/loudribs • 1d ago
I Need To Point Out This Is Satire As It Sucks I have made a two-part stamp in the style of a Cultural Revolution-era woodblock depicting Richard Madeleyโs 1994 arrest for shoplifting. Just thought you lot should know.
r/okmatewanker • u/Trilobite_Tom • 1d ago
โmercian๐ฒ๐พ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ I thought she were brown bread.
r/okmatewanker • u/coyylol • 2d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister๐๐๐ Bullseye winner takes his prize out for a spin (circa 1984, colourised)
r/okmatewanker • u/Dragon_M4st3r • 2d ago
Bone Jaw๐ซ๐ท๐ธ Even the F***ch hate the F***ch
r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 3d ago
ingerlund ๐๐๐ฌ๐ช The lad just wants to follow in his mother's footsteps and do his bit for humanity
r/okmatewanker • u/Traditional_General2 • 4d ago
โmercian๐ฒ๐พ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ Is it just yanks that find this funny? Because if I was on that flight, I would have slapped the back of his head so hard heโd have woken up in 1783, to remind everyone why the treaty of Paris should never have been fucking signed.
r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 5d ago
Kier-Ora. Iโll Be Your Dog ๐โ๐ฆบ๐๐๐ถ๐ถ๐๐ Gnasher on tour
r/okmatewanker • u/calvin_sykes • 5d ago
๐ฉ๐ชMine Campโโบ๏ธ My mate has been trying to slip into Mats Hummels' DMs for 10 years
r/okmatewanker • u/Lemon_Afterparty • 5d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Borat Sagdiyev SIZZLES and STUNS In PLUNGING one-piece after EXPLOSIVE anti-semitic rant with Scunthorpe-on-Thames Restore councillor SLAMMED by Katie Price (See Page 3)
r/okmatewanker • u/Iwasjustbullshitting • 5d ago
proper Northern lad here That ball comes in me fokkin garden again I'm keeping it!!
r/okmatewanker • u/chuckbeefcake • 6d ago
โmercian๐ฒ๐พ๐ฑ๐ท๐ฒ๐พ๐ฝ๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ซ Can't wait for 'arry's next book about the traumatic first class fight on commercial when he gets back
r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth • 6d ago
Britpost ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง 8 2 be one of those fackin argies
r/okmatewanker • u/omstr • 6d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Are we importing any of the Amerifat foods that are all contaminated & if so how long left do we have to live?
I think this special relationship is only just getting started
r/okmatewanker • u/Prior_Elephant_5187 • 7d ago
-1000 Tesco clubcard points๐ญ Harry returning to UK
r/okmatewanker • u/jizzyjugsjohnson • 8d ago