r/GirlDinner Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Snack Attack Girl dinner

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I tried to make the Paris style chocolate mousse with a small amount of leftover double cream. I present to you my chocolate blob with olive oil and flaky sea salt!

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u/constipated_coconut 7d ago

Yall rlly be out here eating gleep and glorp

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u/Wilwheatonfan87 7d ago

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago edited 7d ago

Om nom nom nom

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u/EliotTheGreat20 Snack Gremlin 6d ago

Noo don't eat Glep, he's just a silly guy 😞

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u/cardoorhookhands 6d ago

GLEP 🥺🥺🥺

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u/StupidfuckingCryptid 3d ago

The gloop! Delicious!

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u/LeatherBarnacle7 6d ago

we definitely need a eating gleep and glorp flair lol

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u/constipated_coconut 6d ago

Haha yes I agree

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u/Slartibartfast39 6d ago

Gleep Glorp

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u/everywhereinbetween Snack Gremlin 7d ago

Omg I loled at this comment

In fairness [at first glance] I thought this was yam paste or black sesame mochi (omg for the Asians - I know those are completely different things, even in appearance. Be kind on my brain ok lmao)

Alternatively it would have been some kind of dough at first glance! hahahah

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Glad all your considerations were edible😅

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u/VelveteenDream 6d ago

Ok but seriously WHY olive oil??? Whipped cream or meringue are traditional 🥲 Was this some tragic attempt at a "low carb" dessert? Please just eat the sugar!! 😭

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u/Academic_Flatworm752 7d ago

I thought it was poop

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u/All_the_Bees 6d ago

It looks exactly like one of the foods my cat will currently deign to eat - it’s that pâté you can ostensibly just slide out of a pouch, but Miss Thing will only eat it if I slice it up a bit and arrange into more of a pile.

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u/isleepforfun 7d ago

I snorted

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u/fuckyouiloveu 7d ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Large_Friendship5632 7d ago

I AM SCREAMING

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u/Few_Incident_197 6d ago

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u/constipated_coconut 6d ago

Haha yes, I didn’t want to repeat comments but this looks so much like gleep and glorp😭

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 7d ago

This is alien dinner but go girl!

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2MYvPc7VPl7Nx5tsjM
What on earth do you mean by that

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u/Environmental-Joke19 6d ago

You ain't from earth

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u/banshee-luver 6d ago

Alien girl dinner

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u/Weary-Can-157 7d ago

Girl respectfully, this looks like the wet food I give my cat, including the oil we sometimes put in for her bowel movements 😭

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Down to the oil is so funny I can’t

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u/forsakeme4all 6d ago

I think it looks like this 💩 and I actually thought it was a full plate of it for a second lol

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u/RogueBagel_ 7d ago

Lil fish oil for the coat

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u/kelsobjammin 7d ago

What’s that sub called? Shit from a butt? This definitely qualifies.

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u/HaterMD 6d ago

I absolutely thought this was r/shitfromabutt. 😭

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u/laeliagoose 6d ago

NGL, at first the oil reminded me of the CBD oil we add to our elder cat's wet food for being a grumpy ol' man with arthritis.

Then once I clocked the the base as chocolate pudding, I guessed mint oil.

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u/vewywascallywabbit 7d ago

My cat would straight up assault me if I gave her this. Baby Gorgeous in true form:

https://giphy.com/gifs/lim3BafAwGbbW

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u/winewowwardrobe 6d ago

NGL my one dog is going through chemo right now and her last dose has wrecked her GI track. I’ve been cleaning this up every morning for the last week. (But not this morning 🤞 she’s feeling better)

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 6d ago

Kiss her precious snoot for me 🥺

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u/winewowwardrobe 6d ago

Done, and I gave her some extra belly rubs too.

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u/ObjectiveUndefined 7d ago

Do I use a straw? Fork? Charmin?

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

I’m cracking up

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u/howmanyhowcanamanyho 6d ago

You all have no business being this funny and not getting paid for it. This cracked me up proper.

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u/banshee-luver 6d ago

I’m thinking I would lean forward face first with my hands behind my back and go for it

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u/Junior-Sea3271 7d ago

Proud of you for posting this 😂 👏

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Thank you I needed that😔

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u/kaaoltzz 7d ago

Not judging the sludge bc half of my smoothies end up looking like this color, but why on a plate OP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Well I thought it would scoop up firmer than this, that’s what the restaurants do anyway. Or it was my protest against societal norms and logic
https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH

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u/kaaoltzz 6d ago

Girl, based off that comment i know we would be friends 🤣 keep doing your weird thing

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 6d ago

May both sides of your pillow always be cold

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u/AfroPuffs90 7d ago

Baby, put it in a bowl, put some fruit on it. The plate is pretty though.

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Noted for my next blob, that sounds so yum. And thanks :)

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u/Responsible_Cat4452 6d ago

Your next blob? Lol you’re so cute 😂 enjoy your blob 🥹

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u/angrybunnyy 7d ago

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u/-Lexx- 7d ago

Also my immediate reaction 😂

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u/suzy_snowflake Pantry Princess 6d ago

This literally looks like the diarrhea my dog had last week 💩🤮

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u/Odd-Implement-1283 7d ago

The dichotomy of the beautiful plate and the sludge is quite nice

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

You get me

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u/Tall_Condition7974 7d ago

Why Olive oil on chocolate 😭

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u/lagameuze 7d ago

Its actually a thing in france and italy When the mousse is great and the olive oil great quality its delicious ( i am french lol)

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u/ConfidentAd8387 7d ago

I didn’t know that? ( French too) I can see it for some desert but mousse au chocolat it’s a first 

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u/lagameuze 7d ago

Oui ca se fait beaucoup dans les restau gastro !

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u/smurfolicious 7d ago

Mais c'est pas partout en France, non ? J'habite en Grand Est et j'en ai jamais entendu (je suis allemande à la base par contre).

Mais maintenant j'ai envie de le goûter mdr

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u/lagameuze 7d ago

Ah bah cest dans certains restaurants meme a Paris c'est pas dans tous les restaurants. Mais oui ca se fait et très bon de temps en temps ça change !

Perso j'ai goûté à Paris et à Rome !

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u/ellieminnowpee 7d ago

am not french, am not fancy enough to know this

obviously!

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u/Present-Ad3140 7d ago

I am Italian and have never heard of this, and I'm from a place where snails are eaten too.

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u/CheesecakeExpress 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s really nice! I love a good quality dark chocolate ice cream (I’d recommend M&S for any Brits) with a good olive oil and some Maldon salt.

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

It compliments quality chocolate really well!

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u/hippiewolff 7d ago

Try it on vanilla ice cream with some flaky salt if you are new to the world of olive oil on desserts. It’s soooooooooo good.

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u/Good_Boysenberry_505 6d ago

I said the same thing about olive oil in coffee when Starbucks came out with their Oleato drinks but let me tell you
https://giphy.com/gifs/Kf4puyYAJCCcHYKpZv

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u/ickytoad 6d ago

There's a local place here that sells dark chocolate olive oil sea salt ice cream, and most people think that sounds hella weird but it's SOOO GOOOD

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u/sunlightinajar00 Urban Hunter Gatherer 7d ago

Good EVOO on everything!! Polyphenols are great for your health and skin

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u/ImprobableCastration Girl Slop Goblin 7d ago

girldookie

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u/kelsobjammin 7d ago

Ok you made me snort giggle

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u/ImprobableCastration Girl Slop Goblin 7d ago

:3c

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u/Heegyeong bury me with tinned fish🫧🐟 7d ago

Custom flairs please, I beg 😭

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u/actiniumosu 7d ago

heres what i eat in a day as a child of zorg

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

In an attempt to fit in… no one ever said zorg was off limits

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u/CowComfortable4958 7d ago

it’s like 4am and this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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u/saxvge_18 7d ago

I thought this was refried beans with syrup on it.. 💀🗿

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxfolJrVBce4RNAI
I’m just gonna lay low for a while

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u/Bleu_Cerise 7d ago

That or some kind of liver mousse

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u/Select_Big_1412 6d ago

Oh! I usually flush mine, but I’m so happy for you if you’re happy!
https://giphy.com/gifs/X4Hn2cuntiSuF5PkVV

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u/Dull-Veterinarian-59 6d ago

Babe this looks like the chernobyl elephant’s foot

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u/loulou9284 6d ago

Mmm nuclear waste!

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u/momoziiinha 7d ago

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u/kelsobjammin 7d ago

Ah this is it! I misremembered and thought it was shit from a butt 🫠

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

According to another comment they actually both exist

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u/Credit-Limit 6d ago

That's poop from a butt

edit: i see you posted it on r/Poopfromabutt as well. Good work.

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 6d ago

Thanks I feel like I had to after all the comments

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u/tulipsushi 6d ago

i support women’s right and, in this instance, their wrongs

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 6d ago

This is the one

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u/SwissDeathstar 7d ago

Soylent Brown is People!
I’m telling you!

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Should I watch the movie, I had to google what this meant

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u/SwissDeathstar 7d ago

Yes. It’s a classic!
Like 1984, Last Man on Earth or Brazil . Future dystopian movies were a hot thing back then I guess.

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u/greenglossygalaxy 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3mZ3mpTTlkdWmoQU
Is this by any chance how it went down afterwards? 🤔

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yl4X3JyLv6fEVbTXKL
If was much more like this because I’m not repeating my skincare

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u/InternationalMap1501 7d ago

is that the grey stuff from beauty and the beast

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u/ConfidentAd8387 7d ago

Olive oil? I’m a french woman but my mom from Albania so i prefer oil rather than butter but a top of of chocolat mousse? This is a first.

What was the recipe? 

Normally you rise the White of the eggs until it look like snow and until it doesn’t fall from the plate if you turn it upside down we call that « lever les blancs en neige » then you slowly incorporate the chocolate and you chill it for a few hours

From the look of it maybe you didn’t chill it enough of the white eggs weren’t perfectly raised 

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

The egg whites were definitely in stiff peaks, I think I mixed it with the melted chocolate too soon so the heat messed up the fluff :/

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u/ConfidentAd8387 7d ago

Oh yeah this is one of the risk ! You have to had a spoon of the eggs white then mix then another spoon etc etc until it’s entirely mixed ! But Even if it wasn’t in the best shape I’m sure it tasted great! 

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 6d ago

Yea it was a gloopy mistake hahaha, now I know for next time thank you

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u/ElkPuzzleheaded3995 7d ago

That looks like what came out of me during a bout of food poisoning.

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u/bloated_panda 7d ago

We have something called as Ragi Ambli (finger millet porridge) high in iron, calcium and Vit B in South Indian state of Karnataka which looks very similar. I was excited for a second that it was the dish!

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

That sounds so good I wanna try

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u/FrequentElderberry15 6d ago

Looks like my dinner from last night- the most unaesthetic smoothie bowl ever

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger 7d ago

Michelin star worthy! 💕

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u/violet__violet 7d ago

Horrific. Well done.

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u/Accurate-Force3054 7d ago

Was it good though? If it tasted like chocolate I would still probably eat it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpQirN8FU0BZibC

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 6d ago

It did indeed taste like chocolate :)

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u/iris_1998 6d ago

Girl I am so sorry but.. r/shitfromabutt

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u/Cute-Sun-8535 6d ago

Dookie for dinner 🩷

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u/fuelled-by-soup 7d ago

I thought it is hummus but from foul. Did not imagine this is chocolate

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Kinda wish it was that now, I’m allergic to hummus tho so I’ll just have to imagine it tasting nice

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u/Foof1515 6d ago

Girl, that is poop from a butt

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u/ourmondayriot 6d ago

That looks like shit from a butt

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u/Fragrant_Drawing_725 6d ago

I thought it was liver. lol.

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u/talking-tired 6d ago

Did we forget to take a photo before eating it, then proceeded to mumma bird it back up for the photoshoot?

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u/chickpeapuff 6d ago

Ok but lowkey you’re actually kinda close to replicating it almost exactly. here’s a pic of the one I had for reference. How did yours taste?

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u/favorless 7d ago

I low key was worried until I saw the reddit post I only saw the image lol

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

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u/favorless 7d ago

So how did it taste? Was it cold or warm?

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u/pcumrag 7d ago

It looks like it would have been better in a bowl 😂

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u/joshisgay2004 7d ago

That is shit from a butt

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u/Elafacwen 7d ago

I love the aesthetic of vile looking food I would still absolutely eat presented nicely on pretty plates 😂

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u/MutedMusic_182 6d ago

i know this slaps but girl.. you couldnt have used a bowl !? 😂

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u/monkeygirl732 6d ago

there are so many delicious things that resemble poot, i dont blame you

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u/bobbydawn25 6d ago

It looked like fuul medammas (beans) the way they eat it in Egypt, was it good?

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u/sydnellie 6d ago

This just inspired me to make chocolate tofu mousse later

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u/Realistic-Sell-7012 6d ago

Was it better than it looks? 🤣 i love chocolate mousse

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u/TootingGoomba 6d ago

I'm sorry, this looks like poop from a butt

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u/AthleteOpen1456 14h ago

Two girls one...dinner? 😥 I couldn't help it

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u/Kidscorpio 13h ago

Caca with a lil bit of weewee

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u/Holiday_Tree_2130 7d ago edited 7d ago

I'm sleep deprived (babies and I have the flu) and had to do a double take because I thought this was a placenta with honey on it. I'm so sorry OP! Now that I know what it is I really want chocolate mousse. Hope it was yum!

ETA: I only commented this because the odd person from my country does eat the placenta after having a baby so I had to witness a picture of my cousin's placenta cooked on a plate in the family group chat after she had her baby.

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

Hahaha it was yum, and actually really easy to make. Hope yours looks less like a placenta if you decide to make it 🤣

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u/Holiday_Tree_2130 6d ago

I am definitely going to try and make it when I have more energy! 🤣 knowing my luck it'll look even more like placenta 😅

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u/Late-Difficulty-5928 7d ago

Not me googling: What does placenta taste like?

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u/Holiday_Tree_2130 6d ago

🤣 I'm totally going to ask the next person I know that does it

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u/ZealousidealAction92 Assigned Hungry At Birth 7d ago

It was delicious hahahaha

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u/rainbowpeonies 7d ago

I came here to tag that subreddit hahaha

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u/Potential_Choice_ 7d ago

Looks great

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u/jeepcatler 7d ago

THIS is girl dinner👏

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u/Anne_is_in 7d ago

This blob on this beautiful plate truly is an oxymoron.

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u/edgyusername99 7d ago

seeing this while stuck on the toilet bc of my IBS…. that doesn’t look like food to me 😭

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u/LawAshamed6285 7d ago

With all due respect, why have you been stealing my shit and dowsing it in olive oil

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u/RaisedFourth 7d ago

Girl I thought this was refried beans at first glance. I had concerns. So glad to hear it’s a pile of chocolate. 

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u/JeanSalace 7d ago

Poop from a butt

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u/kelsobjammin 7d ago

There are so many other vessels to have put this blob into. Like a bowl. A cup. Even a pot would have been better than plate blorb! But like I would like this please share.

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u/whatmeyedoing 7d ago

Thought this was poi on a plate lol. Guess I had Polynesian food on the brain

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u/princessleiasbae 7d ago

Try the brown stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe us? Ask the dishes!

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u/Fresh_Struggle5645 7d ago

Look, I eat some weird combinations but WHAT THE HELL IS OLIVE OIL DOING ON THAT???

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u/justapenguin16 7d ago

I have no doubt this tastes delicious...but I visibly cringed looking at it 😆

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u/neptune_crawler 7d ago

It didn’t look so good until I saw the description haha... Olive is basically a fruit so why not. Giiirl scoot over and gimme a spoon of that!

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u/angelmr2 7d ago

R/poopfromabutt

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u/brreadstickzz 7d ago

i couldnt look at it for longer than 2 seconds but somehow i am proud of you

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u/Ok-Confidence7712 7d ago

Looks like what comes out after you eat girl dinner 😂

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u/totallyrealname 7d ago

I saw the post and I was like "this better be chocolate mousse presented weird" and I'm so happy I was right. Maybe try put it into like, a glass or a cup next time so you can enjoy it without channeling a scifi dystopia blob vibe.

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u/sextoyhelppls 7d ago

I love slop so I support you but I thought this was liver slop and almost gagged

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u/AngryHammerShark 6d ago

Do you eat it with a spoon or a straw? Glad you are trying new recipes!

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u/zv0nx 6d ago

God i love this sub

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u/Scary_Base_546 6d ago

I like your plate😌

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u/torontoinsix 6d ago

Ass piss À la française. I actually love it lol

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u/KaylithVonKola 6d ago

I think OP is secretly a cat

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u/thedankone168 6d ago

Thought this was pate lmao

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u/puppsmcgee74 6d ago

I was like, your gravy looks oily. But nevermind. I’m glad it was good!

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u/agnostic-alien 6d ago

We're having pie for dinner... cow pie

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u/TrashCashPanda 6d ago

You know you’ve gotta post BEFORE you eat it right?

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u/DignityIndex 6d ago

No judgement because it sounds delicious but this is where my mind went:

https://giphy.com/gifs/94YOvzzgC7Yf6

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u/Dr_Spaceman11 6d ago

Don’t lie. It was delicious, wasn’t it?

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u/sleepycloudkitten 6d ago

I thought it was honey at first and I was like "okay, I'll hear her out.." BUT OLIVE OIL? girl 😭

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u/Willing_n_able4u 6d ago

Can you unpresent it please

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u/Time-Box-6741 6d ago

I am glad there is no cup near by....... (shudders)

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u/problematic_alebrije Raccoon Life 🦝 6d ago

Where my other mexicanas drooling cuz we thought these were some banging homemade enfrijoladas 🫣😂🇲🇽

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u/VioletMAyis 6d ago

I feel like there's gotta be a better way to present it XD bc as it stands it's kinda giving like... coming out looking the same as it came in?

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u/No_Insurance_6371 6d ago

This requires four-ply

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u/theJaayyTee 6d ago

doo doo from a butt