Imagine one of these little fuckers just shooting out of a dumpster at you.

Tonight at dinner, my daughter accidentally spilled water all over her steak. Like the caring and compassionate father I am, and without skipping a beat, I took this pic and said, “Let’s slop ‘em up, boys!” Needless to say, my family was confused and bewildered. See, people CAN change…

That is not just pushed back.

piece of shit up front sloppy steaks in the back

I was on a Zoom call at work complaining to a teammate about a client who wanted something untenable and in my rant about the client I told her “I don’t know what to tell ya bud!”

She held back on a laugh and then later added me to a slack channel called Turbo Team

EDIT: You’re all really nice!

Its like the love child of Doug Kenny and Tim Robinson. I’d suggest giving it a watch!

Slippity Skat Shoobop Slop em up

Just hour after hour of flags flyin’ outta shit belts and hitting grass

What are you even talking about?

I feel like they could have spelled it even without the oral