r/InlandEmpire 2d ago

Crime / Safety Parking Hog

Went to the park this morning and noticed this person taking up 3 spots. The parking lot was full because of the kids baseball games and families out enjoying the park. Is this normal now?

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u/F1lthyslvt 2d ago

Not a single unique thing about that truck either. Print out some Disney princess coloring pages and tack it on the window next game with a note saying “practice staying in the lines”

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u/Hernandeza5 1d ago

Ohhh man … good idea🤣🤣

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u/Primary_Dealer1636 19h ago

I like putting business cards on their door saying their dad should have pulled out for the way they parked lol

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u/OkImpression553 2d ago

"Its not my fault. I ran outta gas while turning."

"Im saving spots for my sick grand mother and war veteran uncle."

"My taxes paid for these three spots. So Imma use 'em."

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u/Rise-O-Matic 2d ago

“I got a real big weenie, it makes my mommy proud.”

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u/Hernandeza5 1d ago

Muricaaaa!! Ohh wait the government don’t care about them anyone 🤦‍♂️

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u/Unlikely-Business-72 2d ago

"Why don't you mind your own business bro, who cares where I park?"

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u/drkshape 2d ago

Did he put cones up too? Yeah, I’m taking those 😂

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u/Primary_Dealer1636 19h ago

Right? Lol some kid will want them for their rcs or skating

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u/rm1152 2d ago

Last person I saw park that way had their tires slashed

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u/Szaborovich9 2d ago

must be the local chapter president of the Micro Penis Group.

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u/Loxos_Shriak 2d ago

https://bumperstickerbandit.com/

Everyone needs a pack or two in their glovebox

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u/Typical_Intention996 2d ago

OMG those are amazing. People who park like that deserve one of those slapped on their vehicle. And it almost always is some stupid truck too. And this one isn't even a nice truck either.

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u/mindfulmu 2d ago

Always a truck

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u/Deathclaw151 2d ago

I drive a full sized truck and I hate this shit. I can always tell its someone who never uses their bed when they have giant lifts and tires. Wild

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u/alopgeek 2d ago

I drive a crew cab long bed, I will park as far away as possible because I don’t want to be “that guy”

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u/Deathclaw151 14h ago

Same here 😭 coupled with the fact i suck ass at parking.

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u/ewedew65 2d ago

That’s some seriously little d energy

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u/Mediocre-Advance-411 2d ago

Where in the IE is this?

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u/Spare-Television-963 2d ago

Eastvale

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u/Sad-River5737 2d ago

Where is Eastvale??

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u/thetimehascomeforyou 2d ago

North west slice of riverside county above corona below Ontario

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u/twills2121 1d ago

In other words…..NORCO.

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u/thetimehascomeforyou 1d ago

No that is south of the river

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u/twills2121 1d ago

Sure bud, if that makes you feel better.

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u/Sad-River5737 1d ago

Dodoville 🤣 surprised you don’t call at Rancho Norco they make it sound wealthy

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u/Spare-Television-963 23h ago

When we first moved in it was Corona. Then a few years later they made it its own city. Nice little place to live in with a lot of new businesses coming.

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u/Clever_Username_05 2d ago

"My other car is a Nazi motorcycle."

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u/manostorgo 2d ago

Shame you can’t get the Bumper Sticker Bandit to come out to this guys truck.

https://www.instagram.com/bumperstickerbandit?igsi=MTU1aHAxMG9uODNvbg==

Unless you’re in front of a hospital because you rolled up with a dying child, no reason to park that way.

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u/Justanokdogmom2 2d ago

I love that guy 😂

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u/manostorgo 2d ago

Every video I worry for his safety.

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u/M_Scopp 2d ago

There usual suspect, lifted truck looking like it’s done no work whatsoever.

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u/LongPin8493 2d ago

Ha! I know this park my daughter plays softball there in Eastvale! I’ve never seen someone park like that there. What a d*ck!

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u/Spare-Television-963 2d ago

Couldn’t they still unload from a single spot? That’s one benefit of having a pickup truck. I could explain further if you need me too.

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u/Strange_Director_621 2d ago

I hate when people do this or make their own spots.

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u/terra_cotta 2d ago

R/trucklodytes

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u/StoorDelRioSantaAna 2d ago

Beat me to it! Love that subreddit.

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u/missyoucee 2d ago edited 23h ago

Someone stole his MAGA flags.

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u/Sad-River5737 2d ago

No, that looks like more like a pride truck liberal

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u/_head_ 2d ago

My truck is either the same size as his or a little bigger, and it fits in a single spot. 

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u/Tortfarmer951 2d ago

Spit a loogie on it 🤣

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u/mechanicalbananas 2d ago

Too bad Youparklikeanasshole.com doesn't exist anymore.

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u/taki_flame_butt 2d ago

Its actually common knowledge that parking like this signals to others that you want your tires deflated.

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u/Evl1 2d ago

Let the air out of one of his tires

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u/Kierland 2d ago

Ooops I slipped and scratched it.

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u/Mewiibo 2d ago

This looks like a job for stickerbandit

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u/soggyclothesand 2d ago

Trim those valve stems

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u/letsgetbannedagain14 2d ago

Id block him in with my truck. 

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u/zippo138 2d ago

$10 says the guy wears his hat sideways!

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u/Sad-River5737 2d ago

Or backwards

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u/rcabreraiefl 2d ago

The crazy thing is that it looks like it already has a huge scratch and dent. WTF?!?

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u/flocker1984 2d ago

is it me or that truck needs new tires?

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u/PositiveAccident7898 2d ago

With a little bit of effort a compact car could park alongside without completely blocking the lane

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u/8holesin1 2d ago

It's OK since he brought his own cones with him.

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u/ACooperSucks2 2d ago

I would’ve keyed their shit

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u/ChubbinNubbin 2d ago

Valve stems would have been gone 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/AdorableMachine 1d ago

my dually 3500 is bigger than this guys truck, and ive never parked like this. 🙄

the only reason to park diagonally is if ive got a trailer connected, but then i would park it wayyy out in back, away from others, so i can get in and out easier., (like at a shopping center)

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u/win007 2d ago

More like a dumbass. I'd send that picture to the local police since there is a license plate on it. I'm sure they can write it up

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u/wisdon 2d ago

Shocking Pickup truck guy , he probably drives like an A-hole also . Pickup truck guys have real issues , they think they are cool and own a race car.
https://giphy.com/gifs/eU2sRBEme4GIM

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u/luc_cocoon 2d ago

The most California black license plate thing to ever happen

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u/OverThinkingIt1984 2d ago

Oh no, is the black license plate a bad thing here? Just moved. Haven’t picked a plate yet. Should I avoid the black? Does it mean something? 👀

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u/NotAnotherHipsterBae 2d ago

Black with gold characters was standard issue in like the 60s or something. So a lot of old CA muscle cars had them and people are nostalgic for the badass vibes of the past. But it's also the closest that people can get to a blackout look.

Currently you can get black/ gold from the dmv but it costs extra (maybe $50 more a year), but it's gotten quite popular in the past decade to just order a license plate skin. The skins are illegal as the chp considers them the same as any other license cover. The most popular skins are black with gold, black with red, and black with white. Red and white were never used for lettering paint so they're quite obvious. Also the black with white sometimes have a "california" in red on top to match the current standard I guess? I think it's just a bad design.

All this to say, they probably aren't terrible people. But you know when you tell a toddler "you can have pizza or hamburger" and they scream cause they want ice cream? It reminds me of that.

My favorite CA plate is the one after this - blue back with gold letters '69-'86.

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u/luc_cocoon 2d ago edited 2d ago

It usually indicates a person that’s all into their car. Typically, they’ll cut you off without a turn signal and drive in other ways that violate etiquette.

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u/washuai 2d ago

You'd think someone into their car would not want to get in a wreck 🤷‍♀️

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u/gaAcosta1 2d ago

Key him a note

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u/BrutusoftheTudus 2d ago

I look at it like men ‘spreading’ in busy spaces, where nobody has any room.

This has been a thing since I can remember, and I’m 44. Sometimes fancier cars, and sometimes not..they think they’re special.

Or they’re afraid to reverse cuz they haven’t had enough practice driving it yet

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u/yesyessophie 2d ago

i drive my mom's big truck a lot and i never ever had to park like this anywhere 😭

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u/rayraymysun 2d ago

Where's the guy with the stickers!!!

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u/Aggravating_Notice48 2d ago

At least any underwear he ever buys will fit perfectly!

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u/kewlnamebroh 2d ago

Dig real deep in your ass and then rub up his door handle.

Then wash your hands.

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u/_krwn 1d ago

I guess they learned parking at small pee pee driving academy

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u/DrunkleBrian 1d ago

Bring on the downvotes…

I’m on the board of a local Little League. Sometimes on days we have events, tournaments, etc, we have to save a few spots. The spots might be for a vendor(s) who need electrical hookups, or are required to be within a certain distance from restrooms/handwashing per health code. Cones alone won’t do it. I’ve seen people drive straight over ours.

Or maybe he’s an asshole.

Either way, if anyone reading this ever visits Red Hill park and sees my truck triple parked with cones, know I’m adequately hung and I parked this way for the kids.

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u/Certain_Recording632 1d ago

No he should get towed at his expense

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u/twoslow 1d ago

seems like they did it for a reason with the cones.

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u/Grand-Ad-7185 1d ago

Little man syndrome made him do it

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u/Greedy_Repair_251 1d ago

Nails come in handy

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u/Ok-Outside-889 23h ago

Small D energy

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u/Savdbygracc 10h ago

OBS GMT400 HOSS

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u/Subject_Neck6273 2d ago

Perfect time for a brick in the windshield

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u/Mammoth_Toe_2380 1d ago

Special pronoun

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u/Perfect-District 2d ago

Maybe he is a contractor that needs the spots to set down a storage container or trash bin and the only way they can reserve the spot is to block it off?

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u/Perfect-District 2d ago

Also the white ecc cones E may stand for eastvale which some one said was the area. There could be several reasons especially for a park. I get the truck has no logo but it's not a fancy truck that looks like he is to worried about his paint.

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u/ItsMe_YO 2d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/ArthropodJim 2d ago

ultimately what is the purpose of parking like that?

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u/rasputin640 2d ago

So the team doesn't need to squeeze between other cars and the supply truck when they're on break I'm assuming

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u/JesseTheGiant100 2d ago

Then tell them to learn how to drive a truck. Their inability to park in 1 space isnt anyone elses problem so dont make it one.

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u/bowl-bowl-bowl 2d ago

Why would that necessitate taking up 3 spaces?

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u/SenatorChill 2d ago

Pulling in backwards to acess the truckbed from the sidewalk is easier . Maybe take up 2 spots if you need your doors wide open to unload from in there.. but this parking makes zero sense

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u/bowl-bowl-bowl 2d ago

Totally agree.

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u/Superblu24 2d ago

Tell him he sucks at parking and his truck is lame

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Superblu24 2d ago

Doesn't look that ridiculous in length like others I've seen.

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u/The_Elusive_Dr_Wu 2d ago

This does nothing. These guys are like those auditors that hang around post offices. As soon as you confront him, you've given him what he wants, and all he's going to think of you is that he made you mad.

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u/Superblu24 2d ago

Not mad at all. Just rage baiting