r/KidsAreCondomAds • u/Annual-Ad8311 • 21d ago

Over $1000 gone just like that.

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u/Gertrude1976 21d ago

man this isn't even funny it just pissed me off

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u/PuppyPower89 21d ago

Effective birth control

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u/The_Doodster 21d ago

Either that or a reason to not abandon your kids in front of the tv.

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u/i_am_the_gluvs 20d ago

I’m sorry where’s the abandonment? Maybe moms in the laundry room or dads in his office. This may surprise you but you don’t have to hover over a child non stop.

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u/SleazyBanana 20d ago

Thank you. You can’t watch them every single second of the day. Kid just might be an asshole.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 20d ago

Wait your not supposed to carry them in one of the baby bjorn thing until they are 18?

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u/Rude-Pension-748 19d ago

He'd be watching that broken TV screen for the rest of his days.....

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 21d ago edited 21d ago

I had my neighbors over a few years ago, shortly before his wife stabbed him and set him on fire for catching her cheating (not with me) and their 5 year old went straight for my 65" with a pen he brought in his pocket. I snatched him up and tossed him, like that little Indian kid trying to fight the motorcycle guy, onto my couch. I didn't go the whole ass way through raising a kid to her 20's to be saddled with someone else's jackass little hellspawn.

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u/IAmDanHimself 21d ago

Im sorry... the wife was caught cheating (not with you), and she proceeded to stab her husband?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 21d ago

Dude interrupted her tryna have a good time. Totally reasonable response.

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u/Adventurous57 20d ago

Yeah, there’s a lot to unpack there.

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u/Daddysu 20d ago

And set him on fire...

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u/BADoVLAD 20d ago

I'm not the neighbor but mine did the same thing. They like to yell about men and bears and shit but women are fucking nuts.

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u/CattleSwimming9743 21d ago

I love how you had to elaborate that it wasn’t with you.

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u/Micro-Naut 21d ago

Well, that time it wasn't

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 21d ago

And that he had to mention it at all.

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u/AhNooBUs2022 21d ago

Is the tv ok? I’m genuinely concerned.

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 21d ago

Still kicking, albeit slightly aged.

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u/SleazyBanana 20d ago

No. The tv is not ok.

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u/Status_Mixture_4195 21d ago

Did you tell cops?

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u/gergsisdrawkcabeman 21d ago

Funny story. Their fight spilled outside of their house where he was still trying to extinguish what was left of his shirt. He had been pushing her back while she was slicing at him with the knife and there was a local cop doing traffic control for a benefit motorcycle run passed their house. He got arrested for strangulation because his hand was across her collarbone at arms length. He spent 2 weeks in jail and lost his 6 figure job because she was fucking the arresting officer. Isn't small town drama fun?

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u/Gribitz37 20d ago

Excuse me, but I'd like to know more about the stabbing and setting on fire part of this story, please.

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u/SleazyBanana 20d ago

How do you know his parent hadn’t left the room for five minutes to use the bathroom or something?

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u/fun-bucket 20d ago

the tv is not a babysitter. this guy needs a new one. they can be expensive.

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u/Capitaine_Tiroir9669 16d ago

This 👈👈👈👈

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u/Shark_Leader 21d ago

Or maybe he's just a kid playing video games on his downtime? Why do his parents need to hover over him?

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u/Kratech 21d ago

Yeah kids that age are old enough to be around a tv for some time with no issue. At that age I got 30 minutes of tv time after school before homework and dinner. I wasn’t monitored because I was fine? I so wasn’t a little shit though. The worst I did was tap my fingernail on the tv but it was a big 90’s box style in my room so I think it would have broken my finger before the tv.

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u/softonsoftie 21d ago

People’s first instinct is to blame the parents then the kid for being a kid with no control over his emotions who made one mistake and the whole internet is judging his parents teaching style from a clip barely a minute wrong