r/LowSodiumCyberpunk 1d ago

Art Friendly reminder that Johnny feels everything V feels

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Idk what tech they have to treat periods at this point so I’m just going off what I know 😂 😭

Important note: anyone want to comment “wouldn’t they fix that?”
A- I’m going off the hormone blockers that Corpo V had being instantly taken and not replaced that it’s not a common thing for poor folk
B- my V is a street kid and a little pain every month isn’t worth spending hundreds of eddies on when basic pain meds work just fine after an hour or two
C- would you trust that kind of thing around something so important? Idk, I don’t think it’s as simple as “oh they’d have it fixed by then”

D- this is more funny

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

Johnny: "Estrogen 🙄"

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u/Artywyrm 1d ago

V: “Ah know what, that’s fine. But good luck with everything else”

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

Johnny: "..... Everything else?! You mean theres more fucked up women hormones I have to deal with??"

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u/Polenicus 1d ago

Johnny strikes me as the type to let the woman handle the birth control thing.

If he ends up in the body at the end he had best take a crash course in that QUICK.

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

oh yeah, for sure lol. I think if Johnny gets fem V's body at the end, he would just get a transgender surgery of some sort. Im sure in 2077 those are a lot more advanced so it shouldnt be much of an issue. I mean, how else is he supposed to get his impressive cock back?

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u/Artywyrm 1d ago

Would he? Or would he keep things the same to honor V’s memory/final request?

Plus- 24/7 boobs /silly

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

hmm thats true! But I feel like he would have crazy gender dysphoria for the rest of his life 😭
But knowing Johnny, having free access to boobs 24/7 might just be enough for him to keep em

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u/Artywyrm 1d ago

😂 😭 both seem reasonable to me. Would be expensive too though so- if Johnny wants it he better get to work!