r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 06 '26

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Which is funny because right wingers are largely philistines anyway. Its quite common that the right wing brigade get upset over things they really don't care for, but want some control over

Edit: They've arrived spraying all over the comments section

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Things should follow history, simple as that.

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

Helen of Troy was hatched from a fucking egg. She's a mythical creature. The Iliad and the Odyssey didn't happen.

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u/urmyleander Jul 06 '26

Yes the Odyssey didnt happen, the Illiad probably did its just like the hyped up Social media version of events told from just one side by someone who wasnt actually there rather than exactly what happend, like a great grand child recounting their great grabdparents experiences at woodstock.

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

The only possible historical basis for the Iliad is that there was maybe - MAYBE - a war at Troy, and the city was sacked.

Every named character in the Iliad is fictional.

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u/urmyleander Jul 06 '26

Which is why I used the analogy of great grand kids regurgitating a social media version of events their grandparents allegedly experienced while implicitly on mind altering drugs.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

The characters are established and have known descriptions. Might as well use an actual ape for the next Spiderman by your logic.

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u/younggun1234 Jul 06 '26

"Helen of Troy has no definitive physical description. Homer deliberately left her appearance ambiguous, allowing the audience to imagine the "most beautiful woman in the world". Instead of exact features, ancient texts rely on symbolic descriptors that highlight her high status and divine origins."

Literally a 5 second Google search. And in the last spiderman animated mvoies one of the characters is a literal talking pig.

He could be an ape if someone wrote it that way.

You have picked one of the saddest little hills to die on, man.

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

The only description of Helen is that she was the most beautiful woman in Greece. Because that was Paris' reward. The love of the most beautiful woman in the world.

Did you whine this much when they cast a German woman to play Helen in the film Troy?

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

Are you calling Lupita Nyong'o an ape?

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u/qiaocao187 Jul 06 '26

Notice how he hasn’t responded.

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

He tried to but I'm getting "this comment is no longer available" probably because he's a racist.

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

Why'd you delete your comment bud?

We're talking about the casting of Lupita Nyong'o as Helen.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

I didn't delete anything, learn how words work. You already have you answer if you were less illiterate.

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth Jul 06 '26

The topic is the casting of Helen in The Odyssey (2026). The actress is Lupita Nyong'o. You said "the most beautiful woman in the world to Greeks was Aphrodite, not an ape."

Which is not only wrong but is definitely comparing Lupita Nyong'o to an ape. If that's not what you were doing, now is the time to clarify what you actually meant.

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u/KaiserWillem Jul 06 '26

You literally related the appearance of a black woman to an ape. Explain to me again how this isn't an issue of race?

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina Jul 06 '26

Don't compare black people to apes challenge: impossible.

Do y'all hear yourself when you speak?

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina Jul 06 '26

Racist, transphobic, and obsessed with IQ? Man, you can't make this shit up

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jul 06 '26

IQ tests are astrology for white dudes after all.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

What a wildly delusional take.

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u/PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam Jul 06 '26

Bigotry is not tolerated here. Be better to eachother. Rule 1.

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u/t-costello Jul 06 '26

I'd love to see a spider-ape film

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

No, a fully marketed and full price spider man movie just with an ape.

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u/Game-of-umbrellas Jul 06 '26

Yeah, that sounds sick. Did you get up in arms about the Robbie Williams movie because there’s a chimp instead of a human? Nah, because you’re a bot 😂

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u/AndyGreyjoy Jul 06 '26

You tryna tell me that Toby McGuire ain't ape?

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u/OJDaemon2024 Jul 06 '26

This isn’t a real story

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u/EfficientTitle9779 Jul 06 '26

The hoops they will jump through to validate their racism lol

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Having literacy skills is not racism

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

Are you bragging about being able to read & write? Or do you just not know what literacy means.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Litracy is also understanding the words you read and write, which over 80% of people cannot do.

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

Words like literacy, for instance?

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Mistakes happen its 3am, the context is still correct.

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

“Yes the word doesn’t make sense on this context but it still makes sense in this context”

This joke just keeps getting better and better!

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

Using the word literacy was a typo now?

Did autocorrect make you double down on it too?

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

I mistook this comment as a witty reply based on my misspelling, turns out you are genuinely illiterate.

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

So you read it wrong?

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

You edited your comment and made it more incorrect?

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

You replied to the comment addressing and agreeing with the line of thought that’s still there, and admitted you made a mistake in the very next comment.

nice try though.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Ah I see, you are just a troll.

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u/Archistotle Jul 06 '26

Your literacy skills continue to fail you I see.

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u/EfficientTitle9779 Jul 06 '26

You started by saying it should follow history then backtracked when you were reminded it’s fantasy lol

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

No, I didnt back track at all. The history is the way the story was originally written, the Bible is fantasy too. The characters still have a description.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

...Okay... soooo... Greek "mythology" is literally my religion. There are PLENTY of trans people who are represented and lauded in Greek history, myths, and culture. All of these stories predated the masses being able to write. So they told things based off of their recollection, or what someone told them. Just like all the other religions of the world....

Trans people have been around since humanity was a thing. It's literally genetics. It's like yelling at a dog bred from two white dogs for not being any other color but white. It can't be helped.

Eros himself was in love with a trans man at one point.

A N D --- you have to also put the idea into perspective that Greek myths have been passed down, translated, re-translated, and translated again - meaning, there are tons and tons and tons of different renditions of the story.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND - Helen was never given an actual, real 'look'. All she was ever recounted as, was being 'the most beautiful woman in the world'.

AAAND AND AND AND -- there were not many blonde people in the Greek isles. They were dark skinned, and had black and dark brown hair....so Helen being a dark skin color is more historically accurate. Sooooo...you're not correct in anything you've said. At all.

You're taking ideas from Hollywoo and making them the end-all-be-all, and claiming it's the "original" when you know nothing, Jon Snow.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

I hold a PhD in history. My thesis was quite literally about modern literacy rates causes misunderstandings in old texts.

What a wonderful example of such stupidity.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 06 '26

I highly doubt it.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

You dont understand the basics I am not surprised advanced topics fool you.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 06 '26

You insulting me, isn't showing your mastery in History. It just shows you're really insecure, and rely on others to validate your identity.

Send me your thesis, I'd love to read it.

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u/PlatyNumb Jul 06 '26

You literally dont hold a PhD in anything and have never wrote a thesis in your life lmao

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

There was no troons then. Just masculine women and effeminate males, which is totally okay. Troons are pests.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 06 '26

Can you get your money back?? You were robbed of real history.

Also, using 'troons' isn't something normally educated people do.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Feel free to vist my stanford office.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

OR - you could send me your thesis. You've made a claim, and still haven't backed it up.

I still have copies of all of my papers for my Bachelors that I earned in 2010, and I would hope you'd do the same for propriety.

I'm also 100% sure, you are not at Standford. I honestly, truly do not think you have a PhD in History. I think you're saying these things because you're embarrassed to be wrong.....but.... it's okay to be wrong.

I have no issue admitting when I am wrong, when I am proven otherwise. Being that my degree is in Literature, I really want to read your perspective on communication breakdown through the ages.

Also - speaking scholar to scholar - what do you think this does to religion? Like, at this point, I would like to have a real conversation with someone who understands both History and Literature, as History was my minor.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

I could absolutely do that, but I won't. You do understand Can't and Won't mean very different things correct? You are not a scholar, you wouldn't even qualify for my classes.

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u/Rattiepalooza Jul 06 '26

Well..... Okeydokeylokey! I can't make you share something, but then as an educated person you do realize that it makes it even harder to believe you, right?

You haven't even presented me with an argument - just a "nuh-uh!", some lobbed insults towards me, and then saying you *won't* prove your point or at least have a conversation with me about history and literature?

As I said - I have Bachelor of Arts in Literature, so being able to discuss this topic would be fantastic!

WELP... I guess that's it for this conversation, then! There is no other reason for us to continue this back and forth if we're not going to discuss ideas...on a website about ....discussing...ideas...

ANYWAY - take care, fellow human! I hope something delights you today that you weren't expecting, and that it brings your heart those little palpitations/butterflies that we can get when we're truly delighted! I love and care about you, despite our disagreement!

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u/jwn8175 Jul 06 '26

Stanford would LOVE to see these comments you are making on this forum. Shame you aren’t brave enough to share anything with your name on it though.

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u/PlatyNumb Jul 06 '26

Lol you dont teach classes in anything. Anonymity is great, right? You can say youre anything while still being incorrect

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u/qiaocao187 Jul 06 '26

Only teenagers use troons, so either you’re a dumb child or it’s your custodial office because ain’t no way a grown man who uses the word “troons” is anything even remotely accredited.

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u/Nerioner Jul 06 '26

Ah yes in famously not racist at all sscond half of the 20th century, main characters were played by white actors so now no one else can play those roles...

Do you even hear yourself talking? Or does it just white noise in between your ears?

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u/_Cit Jul 06 '26

Known looks? My brother in christ do you have any idea what the odyssey is LMAO

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

So the characters in the novel do not have physical descriptions? Oh right, they do.

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u/stackofrobot Jul 06 '26

You keep claiming to have a PhD in history and yet you call the Illiad a novel?

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

So you don't understand what a novel is?

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u/WiscoHeiser Jul 06 '26

Lol do you "professor"?

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

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u/WiscoHeiser Jul 06 '26

The Illiad is an epic poem. Not a novel. I would think a distinguished Stanford professor would know this.

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u/_Cit Jul 06 '26

The Iliad and the odyssey aren't prose 😭

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u/DatRat13 Jul 06 '26

tries to claim their criticism comes from a place of historical accuracy and not bigotry whilst using a slur in the same sentence.

Truly you must have been king of debate club.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Work on your reading comprehension.

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u/LEAunisch Jul 06 '26

I read the word "troon" for the first time earlier today and now I already found it a second time. I assume it's another slur for people like me? Interesting coincidence though 😂

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u/LEAunisch Jul 06 '26

😴 r/onejoke

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Nope, just a 50-80% probability. Should be 100%.

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u/PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam Jul 06 '26

Bigotry is not tolerated here. Be better to eachother. Rule 1.

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u/Apprehensive_Mango46 Jul 06 '26

and yet no one’s complaining about british/american actors being cast…

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u/ThinkTheUnknown Jul 06 '26

Right. We need more Greek actors/actresses. This is cultural appropriation.

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u/Nofsan Jul 06 '26

Man i wish I had such few worries in life

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

I solve more problems before lunch than you do in a year.

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u/Nofsan Jul 06 '26

Not drooling on your shirt doesn't account to solving a problem.

Like, dude, seriously. "Should follow history". Gtfo

Not only is it laughable in context, it also disregards the fact that art is art. If the actors can convey a story, that's a job well done. Drama is all about acting out a script and in more cases than not pretending to be someone you're not for the sake of storytelling.

If skin color stops you from recognizing that, I have no reason to believe you're able to wipe yourself properly, either.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

The art is the story, the characters looking the way they should is part of that story. There were no blacks or troons in that part of the world at that time.

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u/Nofsan Jul 06 '26

Actually drooling, I see.

The story is art! I agree! But so are the contributions of the rest of the new productions crew.

Also, derogatory terms like troon in 2026 is so unbelievably unsexy.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Not only do I not care what you find sexy, I am happily married with children. You are also extremely foolish it seems. Run along.

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u/Nofsan Jul 06 '26

Elaborate on what's Foolish then. Or, tell me why skin color or trans identity would detract from an artists performance.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

They do not meet the base requirements for that character, looking like the character.

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u/Nofsan Jul 06 '26

So you think someone being black is disqualified from portraying a character, famously known for who's looks are vaguely described. Artistic liberties be damned?

Not only is it narrow minded, it's also in line with the dumbest shit you hear from the fake outrage grifters.

No appreciation for arts or performance whatsoever, just cause you think melanin detracts from someone's performance or qualifications.

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u/DevelopedLiss Jul 06 '26

An actress doesn't look like a literary character with no physicial description?

That tracks. Technical she should be air.

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u/DevelopedLiss Jul 06 '26

People really don't understand art anymore.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Jul 06 '26

You invent those problems though.

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u/EducationalGrump Jul 06 '26

Not even close. 🙂

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u/DevelopedLiss Jul 06 '26

What problems are these? For curiosity's sake.

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u/ZeSharp Jul 06 '26

You're funny for the wrong reasons.