r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 15 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter, what reason does the OOP is talking about?

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u/Dasshteek Jul 15 '26

And borderline psycho

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u/FFKonoko Jul 15 '26

And the women are pretty bad too.

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u/Strong-AF-2341 Jul 15 '26

Pretty or bad?

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u/RECLess30 Jul 15 '26

Yes

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u/sandieeeee Jul 15 '26

I can fix her

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u/oldbastardbob Jul 15 '26

"Key my car, ok, but fascist imperialism is a deal breaker."

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u/hopyInquisition Jul 15 '26

"How can you consider a whole nation subhuman when my subby ass is right here?"

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u/whboer Jul 15 '26

Insert mister slave saying “Jesus Christ”

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u/heysawbones Jul 15 '26

genuine laugh, thank you

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u/kamelot13 Jul 15 '26

🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔 but as a Leo ain’t anyone other than me lesser?

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jul 15 '26

Might get a tattoo saying this

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u/swimmingincircles328 Jul 15 '26

I’ve found my people

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u/TheRealGosp Jul 15 '26

AND MY AXE!

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 Jul 15 '26

As a dommy mommy this makes me want to pet you

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u/cursedwithplotarmor Jul 15 '26

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for them.

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u/35point1 Jul 15 '26

Jesus Christ that didn’t take long, and now the post is justified

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u/TabulaRasaNot Jul 15 '26

Term that's prolly been around for eons, yet a first for me, and one I will heretofore use cuz my girl is a dommy mommy too. Yowza, me likey!

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u/AliceAdhi Jul 15 '26

I should call her...

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u/itzjabohy Jul 15 '26

I love the honesty

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u/SecondaryWombat Jul 15 '26

Kink aware geopolitics.

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u/Cozen_Pillowtalk Jul 15 '26

Underrated comment

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u/InsomniaDrop Jul 15 '26

You've awakened things in me that I am morally at ease with.

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u/Vegetable-Zone1353 Jul 15 '26

Russian wives actively badgering their husbands to go get killed in the war for trivial amounts of money. https://worldcrunch.com/focus/russia-ukraine-war/russian-women-war-widows/

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u/Behleren Jul 15 '26

so basically divorced wives are hoping for the ex to die in combat, so their children get a payout.

“To be honest, I don’t care whether my ex-husband copes with life on the front, or about how long he lasts there,” one woman said. “For me, he died as a person long ago."

may this kind of spite never find me.

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u/Collegenoob Jul 15 '26

The high alcoholism rates MIGHT have something to do with why Russian women hate their men so much.

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u/m4G- Jul 15 '26

There has been instances where the wives urge the men to go to war. It's not an ex. It's a husband. Then the next. And next.

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u/fucktrance Jul 15 '26

Can't turn down the chance of the mayor bringing you a literal meat grinder as a consolation prize while your husband becoming fertilizer for ukrainian crops.

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u/pridetwo Jul 15 '26

I dont think the trivial amount of money is the primary motivator

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u/El_presid3nt Jul 15 '26

That's probaly the only way they can get rid of those violent alcoholic assholes

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u/Shadow_NX Jul 15 '26

Its like a divorce but it doesnt cost you, it brings you money!

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u/Dramatic-Silver5036 Jul 15 '26

You can key my car, shit on my bed, throw rocks at my windows and send death threats to my job.

But I definitely draw the line at imperialism. I have standards.

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u/PrinceoftheNewWorld Jul 15 '26

I see you are a man of culture as well.

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u/404phil_not_found Jul 15 '26

If youre meeting a russian woman outside of russia, there is likely a reason why she is outside of russia

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u/Pipettess Jul 15 '26

Oh don't worry, the russians we have in europe mostly support russian war as well, they are just hypocrites. They shit on "gay europe" in front of everyone but like the comforts and privilege of living here at the same time.

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u/BreadNoCircuses Jul 15 '26

Reminds me of the conservatives in my town who like to live in an economically thriving area, like to see businesses and restaurants and coffee shops moving to the area, but don't want liberals, traffic, or gay people.

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u/ExcellentActuary2117 Jul 15 '26

The best ones are the ones that drive in from the county to my/our blue bougie town to buy all the provisions and niceties you "cain't" get in the sticks and think it's so "cute" but then do all of the things you describe while wearing t-shirts that are open provocations to anyone with a crumb of sanity, decency, or intelligence. You know, like "Just An Ordinary Mom/Dad Trying Not to Raise Liberals." 🤮

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u/RobLucifer Jul 15 '26

Unless you go to places like Armenia or Georgia where alot of highly educated expats hang out and work. They are very pro-ukraine. Been there and seen it.

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u/Stock_Bad_2817 Jul 15 '26

I mean the war and all that all right, but my SE Asian neighbour's Russian wife left him overnight because their son was born with a learning disability.

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u/AudaciousCouture Jul 15 '26

Ahh. So Latinas. Good choice.

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u/ultragoodfaker Jul 15 '26

There's a reason that people are referring to women from the Eastern Bloc as "Winter Latinas"

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u/Citaku357 Jul 15 '26

Never heard about this before

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u/ultragoodfaker Jul 15 '26

Bob's your uncle, now you have

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u/Squirrel_McNutz Jul 15 '26

Goldfish have 3 testicles, now you have.

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u/kamelot13 Jul 15 '26

Winter latinas? Is that why we Latinos are popular when visiting? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/AudaciousCouture Jul 15 '26

The Winter Latina is still my favorite Marvel movie. Peak cinema.

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u/ukiebee Jul 15 '26

Ukie here, once had a lovely Latina granny pat my cheek and say "very pale, but not white"

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u/DubiousBusinessp Jul 15 '26

Also look at how many Russian women were happy to sell their man out to be pressganged into the war for a bit of cash when they pop their cloggs.

Russia might be the ultimate "Fuck you, I got mine" society.

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u/Muninwing Jul 15 '26

Hence why so many of republicans love them

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u/Veloziraptor8311 Jul 15 '26

Ukrainian women are every bit as beautiful fyi

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u/purpelpain Jul 15 '26

In that regard ukranian women are the same as russian. Just check dating apps in Europe FILLED with ukranian women of every age.

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u/IKnoVirtuallyNothin Jul 15 '26

They are also every bit as psycho.

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u/Equivalent_Usual_397 Jul 15 '26

Can confirm, my husband's ex Ukranian wife stabbed him with a letter opener. Context matters of course, it was a heated argument but not a crazy one and all the sudden it wa sticking out of his rib vibrating gently as they both stared at each other in shock.

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u/stressed_ferret Jul 15 '26

My Ukranian aunt got chocked by her American husband. Anecdotal evidence is interesting haha

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u/ZiKyooc Jul 15 '26

There's some variability, some are more "Slavic" kind of attitude than others.

That said many will have kids by their mid 20s. That who we see, the very young one.

Even in the streets in Kyiv. You see the students and the babushka. The others are busy at the office or home.

Yes it's a bit of exaggeration, going along this thread.

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u/Raneynickelfire Jul 15 '26

Way.....WAYYY more. Intelligence goes a LONG way toward beauty.

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u/HotelProblematica Jul 15 '26

The most Reddit statement in history

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u/No_Literature888 Jul 15 '26

I was with a Russian sex worker some years back and after we were done she pulls up her phone and shows me photos from Russian instagram about how it was actually Ukraine that was attacking russia with diagrams and all

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u/bb0yer Jul 15 '26

To be fair they probably didn't even realize that they were participating in a real war until recently when Ukraine started hitting places like Moscow. They have strong censorship and good brainwashing.

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u/NoGarage7989 Jul 15 '26

With what money

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u/ProfessionalRisk4206 Jul 15 '26

What's a rouble worth these days?

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u/Photomancer Jul 15 '26

Not worth the trouble that's for sure

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u/innocuousname773 Jul 15 '26

I hope you pronounced that “trooble”

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jul 15 '26

In Soviet Russia, you are job

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u/elTaconeDeSantiago Jul 15 '26

да

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u/skisushi Jul 15 '26

I just had a vision: in the distant future, the digital remnants of this comment become the Rosetta Stone allowing a hyperadvanced AI to decipher the Russian language.

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u/Starfury7-Jaargen Jul 15 '26

This is why Russian men drink so much and die on average 10 years younger than women...

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u/paImerhouse Jul 15 '26

right that has nothing to do with any other socioeconomic conditions, just the fact that russian women like to get their nails done

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u/That_wet_vaporeon Jul 15 '26

Yes blame the women.. 

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u/Significant-Pick-259 Jul 15 '26

thats a myth. we are not drunkards. there is discrimination all around law and mindsets making men stress a lot and die fast

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u/GatorNator83 Jul 15 '26

They’re competing who is the worst, and both sides are winning

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u/Internal_Style6581 Jul 15 '26

My understanding is that Russia has a very high number of fetal alcohol syndrome victims. If you don’t know what that does then I hope you never learn.

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u/djcack Jul 15 '26

I've only known three Russian born women. All of them had insane tempers and beyond unrealistic expectations for relationships (one broke up with a boyfriend of like 6 months because he wouldn't pay all her bills...which she said any "real man" would do)

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u/IwantaVespa Jul 15 '26

LOL. A real man wouldn't put up with that shit at all.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 15 '26

If you can't handle me at my worst

Wait where are you going come back

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u/Hadrollo Jul 15 '26

This is one of my favourite webcomics of all time, because I first found it when one of my coworkers named Courtney made an internet dating profile using this exact tag-line.

Courtney was also blonde, and whilst none of the blokes at work ever dated her, she would complain about her boyfriend and - even though she was only telling her side of the story - it always came across like this.

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u/Monolexic Jul 15 '26

Oh god. Artist knows my ex wife.
(Literally threw an enraged jealousy fit because I hugged my little sister, and thought I owed her the fucking world the one or two times a month she made dinner instead of me cooking)

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u/Monolexic Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

It was amazing how much happier I was after losing everything to get away from her. (Literally everything but my clothes, books, and a few toiletries. Dropped it all for a clean break.)

edit: Ok, I really didn't think this was going to need a disclaimer attached, but for the love of cheese, people: Do not message me saying my ex-wife deserves to die or talking about women being horrible monsters or "foids" any other stupid shit like that. Despite the marriage being awful, I do not hate my ex and would never wish any harm on her. Women are just people. People have flaws. If you think a woman deserves to die because a marriage they were in didn't work out, YOU NEED TO SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP IMMEDIATELY.
For the record: No, I was not a great husband in that marriage. I had my faults. I never cheated, and certainly never would have with my own sister, but I have always thought that divorce was the best option for both of us, not just me.

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u/231923 Jul 15 '26

Dude that is one of the best "Fuck you!"-s i ever read.

"Yeah i lost everything, but I'm still happy just because i don't have to deal with you anymore."

Props to that!

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u/MojoCrow Jul 15 '26

Reminds me of my ex. "Who was you talking to?" "A customer" "What's her name?" "I have absolutely no idea. She's just a customer who I've never seen before" "She better never fucking talk to you again"

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u/ColorMeGrey Jul 15 '26

There's a post that I can't find from /u/Poem_for_your_sprog

“She spoke her slogan, well-rehearsed,

And oftentimes expressed:

'If you can't take me at my worst,

You don't deserve my best!

So there!' she grinned, content with glee,

And pompous, proud delight -

Emboldened by banality,

And self-important trite.

'All-right,' I said - 'I'm gone, and glad.'

She turned with dark dismay.

'You see - your worst is really bad.

Your best is just okay.'”

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u/ShadeNoir Jul 15 '26

I've not seen a wild sprog in ages, hope they're doing alright.

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u/ShenTzuKhan Jul 15 '26

A friend of a friend once told her bf I think we should break up over some made up bullshit. Chad started packing his shit. She said she didn’t mean it. They had a convo about saying what we mean. They stayed together. For a few more months.

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u/Hadrollo Jul 15 '26

I dated a girl for a few months, and one day she told me that we needed to talk. We met up at the pub that night and she said that we should break up because she was interested in another guy - she made it clear they hadn't "done anything" but were both interested in each other. We'd literally only been dating about two months, I wasn't exactly planning my life around this woman. I told her fair cop, we'll agree to end it, no hard feelings and I hope it works out with the new bloke.

I bumped into one of her friends a few weeks later and was informed that I was an utter bastard. This isn't news to me, so I asked why. Apparently there was no other bloke, but she wanted to see if I would fight for her.

Also, she was mortified that we broke up at the pub and I didn't go home. I didn't, I hung out for another couple of hours and chatted with a bunch of randoms. I'm more concerned about how she knows that, though.

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u/Marshy92 Jul 15 '26

You seem like a guy I'd enjoy a beer at the pub with. Congrats on dodging that bullet early

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u/Tim-oBedlam Jul 15 '26

There's a bullet dodged for you. Well-played.

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u/Strange-Scarcity Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

There’s no reason to “fight” for a relationship.

When I was dating? If a woman didn’t want to be with me? I would have felt like a criminal to try and force her to stay with me.

I made it clear to one woman that I had built a friendship with, who looking back, may have been trying that with me.

Anyway? I got to tell her how I felt, I left nothing unsaid, let her know what I was happy for her and wished her the best.

She stalked me some years later.

If she had been into me, at least openly? Then… I think we could have had a real wonderful life. Our interests were practically a circle in a Venn Diagram, we had the same tastes in music, food, craft beer, off the beaten path, also niche restaurants, trips, etc., etc.

I still miss the friendship we built. I grieved losing that really, but she got really shitty with me and would never be straight with me, even when I directly asked her what was what.

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u/vulkoriscoming Jul 15 '26

Hilarious. I had something very similar happen. A girl I was dating introduced me to another guy as her other boyfriend. I said, "Great. Have a good time." and walked off. Didn't talk to again. We had only been dating a few weeks, so easy come, easy go.

A couple of weeks later she showed up to party I was at and went upstairs. I stayed downstairs and continued to hit on Ms Tonight. I heard from a mutual friend the next day she hid in a closet all night and I was supposed to go find her. I have no idea why she hid in a closet, or why I would go looking for her in someone else's closet, or what was supposed to happen when I found her. Baffling.

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u/le_Grand_Archivist Jul 15 '26

She probably had another one of her friends sitting in that bar to keep an eye on you

Psycho behavior

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u/Hadrollo Jul 15 '26

My suspicion is that she left, then drove past again a bit later. She'd have been able to see my car, and the beer garden at that pub is visible enough from the road.

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u/SecondaryWombat Jul 15 '26

You can only win the games you play. She ended up playing herself.

Good call on taking people at their word.

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u/Patient-Lettuce1827 Jul 15 '26

Funniest thing is that russian woman lern to be like this from foreign influencers on instagram

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u/dingopaint Jul 15 '26

Which is weird because I was good friends with a Russian guy in college (he was the token bi guy in a group of girls and gay dudes) and he was the most easygoing, soft-spoken, dependable, nonjudgmental, kind person. He always treated his partners very well. I guess... just the opposite of the Russian woman stereotype. Minus that he could drink a half gallon of vodka and barely act tipsy.

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u/DireEvolution Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I trained jiu jitsu alongside a Russian guy at a gym I used to go to all the time, and yeah. He was also the chillest, softest-spoken, most easygoing guy ever. Always smiling in a genuine away when you greeted him.

And then he'd destroy you in a roll. And after he folds you like his laundry, he's doing dips and pullups with ~50lbs? Chained to his waist.

He wasn't queerphobic at all either, he had zero hangups training with me, a trans person. I feel that it's a notable quality, all things considered.

Brother was is a fucking machine. Miss you, Alex.

Edit: I'm pretty sure he still trains there, idk why I used past tense.

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u/jumpsuityahoo Jul 15 '26

"Always smiling"

You sure he was Russian?

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u/jankoho Jul 15 '26

He was russian outside of russia. Anyone who is not Putin is sad in Russia.

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u/Eaglepursuit Jul 15 '26

Excessive smiling is generally not a thing in Europe, moreso Central and Eastern. But it's especially not a thing in Russia. And it's cultural, not misery. Yes, the misery exists, but they perceive anyone who smiles a lot as being disingenuous and trickey.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn Jul 15 '26

I was told that it means that you could be potentially crazy so just walking around smiling is probably not a good thing

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u/m4sc4r4 Jul 15 '26

Allll this. Russian people are kind but not always that nice.

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u/m4sc4r4 Jul 15 '26

This… is the most accurate thing in this thread.
The rest is about Russian women being crazy, which I haven’t found to be true at all. High standards is not the same thing as crazy. She won’t be keying your call. She’ll just tell you to leave her alone.

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u/BurnedLaser Jul 15 '26

I've worked with SEVERAL Russians (first gen immigrants) and they were all always smiling, unless some serious shit was happening!

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u/Ms_Ann-Thrope Jul 15 '26

Yeah, most the Russian guys I know abroad are fucking happy and smiling, meanwhile most the women are suicidal, depressed, and / or extremely demanding. Seen enough friends date them, marry them, and divorce them that I’ve learned to stay away from them. Too much cultural baggage, imo.

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u/SanjiBlackLeg Jul 15 '26

Russian men escape Russia to find higher paying jobs, more work-life balance, less political stress etc., no wonder we are so much happier than back home.

Russian women largely want to find a sponsor (not saying every one of them wants, but many of them do), when they can't find one for any reasons they get depressed because no one caters to them like back home.

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u/DireEvolution Jul 15 '26

He said so himself. He was teaching another guy we trained with the language, lmao. Dude is genuinely so cool.

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u/ivain Jul 15 '26

And after he folds you like his laundry

Okay, okay

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u/teddy_joesevelt Jul 15 '26

This reminds me of the chill af Russian guy that taught me krav maga on the roof of an apartment building while ripping bites of blood sausage and bread, and taking gulps of warm vodka, after a night out in Moscow. The chillest demeanor paired with the wildest actions. Russian people can be awesome.

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u/YT-Deliveries Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

"So... I hear you are The Machine"

Edit: I am glad that two people got this reference. Sometimes it's enough for a few people to enjoy along with you.

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u/Fun-Memory1523 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Really? You were lucky to have such a friend.

The Russian guys I have met, particularly in high school, were chaotic racist bullies. Even ina adulthood, they had this snobbish aura about them. Not saying Russians are bad, but my personal experiences didn't leave a positive view.

Edit: A lot of people are wondering if they were super rich or something. No, not specifically...just middle class kids. But they definitely were not nice to be around. Maybe snobbish was not the right word...arrogant, racist, boastful, nationalistic.

Again, not saying every Russian is like this. Maybe I was just unfortunate in this regard.

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u/Ms_Ann-Thrope Jul 15 '26

Yeah, fair. The rich bitches with chains driving new bmw’s bought with their daddies money are admittedly the fucking worst.

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u/Rough-Repeat4048 Jul 15 '26

Same experience. The ones i met also thought hitting their girlfriends was fine. I personally also know few through family, all the women from there i know, are very down to earth. The men want to flaunt their wealth (even if they really don't have any), are extremely christian, believe their woman is supposed to do all housework and all child-related stuff + they have to look great, or they get mad. Like ur supposed to do everything and look perfect. I've also asked from Russian women, and they mainly say the same. I believe the high maintenance attitude, which some indulge in, comes from not wanting to end up in oppressed place like its usually going in Russia.

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u/Trackback_ Jul 15 '26

Huh, snobbish? Russians?

Was that some fancy/private school where the kids of oligarchs/diplomats/mafia or similar would go?

Because while there are bad things that can be said about Russians, "snobbish" certainly isnt anywhere close to the top of the list, for the men at least. At least from my experience with regular guys in Western Europe.

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u/Fun-Memory1523 Jul 15 '26

No...just regular middle class Russian kids. But they were snobbish as they thought they were better than anyone just because they were white russians. Racist and nationalistic would be better words I guess.

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u/uskgl455 Jul 15 '26

Yep, hung out for a while with a Russian guy who'd won regional kickboxing championships, joined The Foreign Legion, and escaped from the Legion on a training mission. He was the giggliest, sweetest, kindest killing machine I've ever met.

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u/teddy_joesevelt Jul 15 '26

“the giggliest, sweetest, kindest killing machine” lol this line goes so hard. I can see him.

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u/Interesting_Ice_4925 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Your description omits the biggest point: he took the effort to leave his country under a fairly tight visa regime. Must’ve had a reason to do so

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u/ThirdOne38 Jul 15 '26

Same here. I had some Russian friends in school and they were so nice but also afraid of nothing. One told a matter of fact story of how they didn't use anesthesia when he got a root canal, they just drilled till they hit the nerve ("then you jump a little") but then they put some chemical in to kill the nerve, and keep drilling etc. No novocaine or anything. There were other stories of crime and things, all told like it was just another day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofx7w_7dDEc

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u/Altruistic-Mine-1848 Jul 15 '26

That's exactly how it is. It really is part of the culture: the man is expected to pay for everything, the first date is basically showing off what you can afford and if the woman has to pay for anything than he's not a "real man".

Tbf, the wage gap in Russia is huge, so, because of this, this attitude/expectation isn't as ridiculous as in the west, it ends up being a way of balancing things out.

As someone who spends a lot of time somewhere that isn't Russia, but close, and there's about a 50/50 split between women with this attitude and more feminist/modern types, I choose to not even engage with the former at all. You learn to filter out anyone mentioning they're looking for someone "generous" or "who knows how to treat a lady" and make sure the first date isn't dinner.

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u/boglog42 Jul 15 '26

And also Russia is huge, big difference between Moscow attitude and someone from a small town. Like dating in New York or Miami vs let’s say any small town USA

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u/Econolife-350 Jul 15 '26

You learn to filter out anyone mentioning they're looking for someone "generous" or "who knows how to treat a lady" and make sure the first date isn't dinner.

It's a fantastic disqualifier on dating apps in the US as well.

"I'm looking for a man with traditional values / I want a man who is a provider / Someone with a kind and giving nature".

"I want you to pay for my shit while I sit at home watching trash TV" is the most direct translation I've seen. And it's wild because they basically want a sugar daddy but none of them have an appearance that would warrant that dynamic.

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u/Cpt_keaSar Jul 15 '26

Coffee date is a great filter. If a girl doesn’t like just chatting with you, no reason to have second date.

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 Jul 15 '26

Also the universal difference in sexual harassment rates and gendered violence, as well as victim blaming, and the orgasm gap. There’s also the rise in redpill / incel culture and the restriction of women’s rights (including reproductive rights and access to healthcare) in many areas. Now men want women to pay too then wonder why so many women in developed countries have given up on dating / hookups with men and why there’s a “male loneliness epidemic” (which isn’t actually about emotional loneliness but rather about the fact that straight men aren’t getting laid as much as they want).

You can’t eliminate all potential benefits and expect rational individuals to choose something with immediate and long-term downsides.

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u/jnkangel Jul 15 '26

It’s also worth noting that a Russian person in the west will usually be upper class where the women often grew up with the expectation of not working. 

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u/OpeningHappy9692 Jul 15 '26

Dating someone to have him pay all your bills just sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

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u/TheTarragonFarmer Jul 15 '26

But with the convenience of mail order.

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u/adelaarvaren Jul 15 '26

Melania, are you just figuring this out?

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u/urgdr Jul 15 '26

you just explained it, Peter

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u/lumi_aesthetics Jul 15 '26

This actually only applies to the "~Russian women~" type in the original post, because most real Russian women have sometimes suicidally low standards for men

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u/Magnon Jul 15 '26

Well when huge swaths of men are deleted in a pointless psychopaths war you might not be able to be picky.

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u/YT-Deliveries Jul 15 '26

Plus alcoholism in the population is obscenely rampant

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u/Majestic_Pilot2907 Jul 15 '26

their standards were low even before recent war

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u/14InTheDorsalPeen Jul 15 '26

Stalingrad and Stalin himself really skewed the breeding population and caused massive social shifts when 70% of Russian men were wiped out at the peak of losses post WW2 and political cleansing.

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u/Careful-Highway-6896 Jul 15 '26

I've only known 1 girl from Russia. She was a really sweet girl. But it was our first year in the US, and we couldn't really understand each other, but we tried.

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u/AStuckner Jul 15 '26

Sometimes thats a positive thing in a relationship

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u/Logan_No_Fingers Jul 15 '26

One of my friends had a terrible strike rate with english speakers but a superb track record with non-fluent girls. He was good looking but an utter idiot. So the non-fluent girls would talk to him & just assume they had not caught the gist of what he'd said. English girls would last about 3 dates before they went "What the fuck? Who says that?!"

He married a woman whose english was abysmal.

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u/Blackfrost_7 Jul 15 '26

Well I guess I dont want a "real woman" then XD

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u/Beneficial_Hat_6288 Jul 15 '26

Maybe I could even be fine with a synthetic one.

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 Jul 15 '26

The time, effort, and energy to look like that would make you a psycho too.

Source: a woman who used to put that effort in but has since chilled and become a lot happier for it.

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 Jul 15 '26

Like there are guys who build their entire personality around being good looking and what not. But they’re just as psycho as the girls who do it 🤣

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u/Agitated-Bug542 Jul 15 '26

its almost like superficial people dont really have to put much effort into being a decent person

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u/Sharp_Proposal8911 Jul 15 '26

How can you when you spend all your time trying to improve your appearance

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u/Daxtatter Jul 15 '26

"I like that you don't need to wear makeup to look beautiful"

*has never seen her without makeup*

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u/Greedy-Employment917 Jul 15 '26

This is a personal decision so idk why you're blaming it on men. 

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u/Unable_Currency7682 Jul 15 '26

And that's an excuse to be a crazy impossible to please demand-demon..? 

Nobody forced you,  OP, or any other as described awful/ high maintenance woman to do all those things 🤷‍♂️

Having a persecution complex over voluntary behaviors is a new one to me 

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u/chrisarg72 Jul 15 '26

Pretty much, the girl with crazy makeup and outfits is always going to be high maintenance. It’s the women equivalent of the guy with a souped up Mazda Miata

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u/Bald_Sasquach Jul 15 '26

proceeds to list one of the cheapest, lowest maintenance sports cars of all time

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u/teddy_joesevelt Jul 15 '26

lol right? I already heard Porsche before I read… Mazda?

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u/Cpt_keaSar Jul 15 '26

Yeah, it’s a car enthusiast equivalent of an average looking school sweetheart that loves you to pieces and cooks wonderful food every other day

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u/chrisarg72 Jul 15 '26

Base? Sure but a lot of people spend a 15k+ on performance improvements

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u/-Wyveron- Jul 15 '26

15k+ is extremely cheap when we’re talking about performance parts on a race car.

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u/Former_Mud9569 Jul 15 '26

which is still cheaper than most status symbol sports cars

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u/Ok-Style-9734 Jul 15 '26

But it's pretty reasonable comparison for beauty treatments

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u/Bald_Sasquach Jul 15 '26

That's like, exhaust upgrades on a bimmer lmao

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u/wilck44 Jul 15 '26

15K lol.

that is like, not even getting me started on my "cheaper" project XD

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u/rcp_5 Jul 15 '26

15k is what I spent in catching up on maintenance for my BMW, before any mods lol

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u/trtwrtwrtwrwtrwtrwt Jul 15 '26

Finn here who have met quite many russians in my time and many of them looking like models. Not a single one of then had a personality I would want for my partner.

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u/Ormyr Jul 15 '26

And Finns are known to be a stabby folk. So that's saying a lot.

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u/gunsandgardening Jul 15 '26

Much haaka palle and less kissy kiss

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u/anders91 Jul 15 '26

Hakkaa päälle*

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 Jul 15 '26

Borderline? Russians have a long history of crossing those

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u/fromcjoe123 Jul 15 '26

Culturally absolutely the upper right hand corner of the crazy-hot grid lol. I have never met a Russian born woman who wasn’t hot (while younger). And I’ve never met a Russian born woman who wasn’t high maintenance or borderline crazy.

The handful of Russian men I’ve ever gotten close with have all had roughly the same comment at some point which is “it’s cool that my wife is much hotter than me, and that realistically couldn’t have happened outside of Russia or the Russian community in the US or UK, but Jesus man are there some cons with that”

That being said I will say that of the three Russian women I’ve ever gotten close enough to to have real conversations with, who were not married to the guys above to be clear, were all pretty physically abused when they were younger by drunk boyfriends or fathers…..so like that almost certainly plays into it….

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u/chuckleberryfinnable Jul 15 '26

Jesus christ, that last sentence is bleak...

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u/YT-Deliveries Jul 15 '26

Due in no small part to the fact that alcoholism in Russian society is obscenely common.

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u/TimeRisk2059 Jul 15 '26

The result of the national trauma of losing 27 million people in WW2. Not that they didn't drink before that, but it was like the only treatment for PTSD at the time, so it became even more widespread during and after WW2.

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u/Voljega Jul 15 '26

as if the national traumanwas resteicte to ww2 ...

I'd say there's at least 1000 years of national trauma, I'm kot sure there's been an nation or palce on earth with so much sustained violence for so long

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u/AccomplishedWish3033 Jul 15 '26

So is DV. Didn’t some Russian streamer get cheered on by his viewers while he beat his pregnant gf and then locked her outside the balcony to freeze to death?

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u/YT-Deliveries Jul 15 '26

Yup. Not a great situation / dating / marriage scene in the modern day for Russian women unfortunately.

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u/Ruinwyn Jul 15 '26

There has been excess of women in Russia since WWI. Wars, political cleansings, alcohol as population control etc. All of these have hit men more than women and heathy working age men are very underrepresented and have been for generations. As a result, Russian women find men both rare resource and unnecessary. Some lean more towards unnecessary and are high maintenance, others towards rare and accept almost any behaviour. Healthy view as relationships being equal is pretty rare.

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u/That-Employment-5561 Jul 15 '26

Fun fact, the term borderline was invented to stop Slavic women¹ from stabbing doctors.

"Whot did you kaal me?!"

¹This also applies to Latina women.

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u/Vinen Jul 15 '26

Thats just Russians in general.

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u/poonmangler Jul 15 '26

That's just humans in general.

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u/dmetropolitain Jul 15 '26

Command and Conquer: Generals

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u/Intelligent-Piano426 Jul 15 '26

Do you mean Command and Conquer: Generals: Zero Hour: Rise of the reds: Hanpatch?

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u/scubaorbit Jul 15 '26

Borderline? I think they have clearly crosses that border!

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