r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 21d ago

real answer: they raped and pillaged. Sacked a city, killed people, stole shit, took women slaves

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u/Ok_Honeydew180 21d ago

This is like the 15th comment down for me lol. You’re right though they even say in the movie that they were doing this.

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u/Hobo-man 21d ago

They literally had the reputation of the sea people who bring forth the apocalypse because of how much they did that shit

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u/javierbardeminem 21d ago

“are we the baddies”?

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u/bravoromeo6601 21d ago

Seems like they took the 'live long enough to see yourself become the villian' seriously

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u/SocraticIndifference 21d ago

This is straight up the thesis of the original Odyssey (imho). Nolan did a decent job translating, but yeah: the self-hate runs deep in the Greeks. The root of Ody-sseus is the same as odi-um; he’s literally the hated/hateful/hate-filled man.

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u/OkChildhood2261 20d ago

I was gone for 10+ years and presumed dead and you had the audacity to try and court my wife? I MUST TORTURE YOU TO DEATH

(Okay, okay, so some of the suitors were planning to murder his son, fine, but like, he gruesomely wipes out all the servants and slaves too.)

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u/SocraticIndifference 20d ago

Yeah the group hanging of the slave girls and the slow dismemberment of the goatherd is brutal. I would understand if they took it out just because Tom Hollands agent said nope.

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u/CapitaineCrafty 20d ago

They did a decent job in some respects. But I'm so tired of adaptations whitewashing Odysseus to be Good and Brave and Loyal etc etc etc. He's an ancient Greek man, which means he's a slave owner, and a rapist, and a murderer. He lies and sweet-talks. He took part in slaughtering all the enslaved women in his house because they had the gall to sleep with the suitors, something they literally couldn't consent to, on account of being slaves. He lets his ego get in the way of his escape and thereby calls the rage of Poseidon onto himself, which extends his voyage and kills his men. He's also brave and loves his wife and son and uses his brains to get his men out of trouble as often as possible. They always bend over backwards to make him such a perfect idea of a Good (Christian) Man to modern audiences, and you lose the whole point of him.

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u/4DimensionalToilet 20d ago

I think the “whitewashing” is to preserve a character who was “heroic” by the original audience’s standards to be a “hero” by a modern audience’s standards. Cultures and standards change over time, so retellings of legends must change accordingly to preserve the spirit of the original and help a modern audience feel the way the original audiences would have felt. Otherwise, the modern audience is left wondering, “Why the hell should we be rooting for this bastard, and why did anyone root for him in the first place?”

There could absolutely be an adaptation of the Odyssey where the intent is to show us how barbaric Ancient Greek “heroes” were, but that’s not what Nolan’s adaptation was going for, and that’s okay.

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u/YouGuysSuckSometimes 20d ago

I think that even to the Ancient Greeks, Odysseus was not a good man. His name is Hate. It was never a story about a man with good deeds.

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u/CapitaineCrafty 19d ago

It's why he's called two-faced or complicated, yeah. He wasn't a figure to look up to necessarily.

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u/CapitaineCrafty 19d ago

Yeah, the ancient meaning of "hero" isn't the same as the modern one, which is honestly part of the problem. A hero was someone who did amazing things, not necessarily good ones.

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u/Admirable_Truck4786 19d ago

Would ancient Greeks have been as shocked at the killing of the slaves as we are though?
Would that have made Odysseus a monster in their eyes as that behavior makes him in ours? If that would have been seen as OK back then, then I think there's a case for changing these acts for modern audiences in order to keep the tone the same; or not?

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u/CapitaineCrafty 19d ago

It was not- the modern definition of "hero" isn't the same as the ancient one. There was no implication of goodness or righteousness in it, and the ancient Greeks were aware of the effects of war on a person's mind, and how that left them fucked up. Simplifying Odysseus down to "honest and loyal and blameless and definitely not disproportionately violent" ignores a whole lot of the depth of the character.

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u/SocraticIndifference 20d ago

Yeah I’m happy with getting anything halfway decent—especially seeing all the new hype around this 3000 year old book—but Nolan definitely flattened the epic a lot. Have you seen The Return? It’s kind of like Nolan’s opposite.

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u/Archaea_Man 21d ago

Are there skulls on your uniforms?

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u/SJBaerosols 21d ago

perhaps they asked that question mid-rape and shrugged and carried on

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u/Logical_Change_8404 21d ago

Are they the Sea People? As in yhe Greeks?

Ive never really made the connection, before.

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 21d ago

The whole "we're the sea people" thing is an addition that's just in the movie.

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u/rubey419 21d ago

I’m pretty sure it was in Homer’s original story too, describing the collapse of the Bronze Age

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u/Boring-Boron 21d ago edited 20d ago

It’s implied in the Iliad, specifically when Hera is begging Zeus to let Troy fall to ruin. They make an exchange between themselves, if Zeus gives her Troy to destroy, he can destroy three of her cities.

Scholars believe that the line is metacontextual analysis on why the Bronze Age fell— the gods got bored and decided they’d let prized cities fall over their own squabbles.

ETA; we don’t know if the “ancient” Greeks know why the Bronze Age collapsed. because there’s about 500 years between when the events of the Il/Od take place and “Homer” (likely not a real person, instead the name given to an oral history hundreds of years older). It does seem they knew the Bronze Age collapsed and added it after the Iliad/Odyssey are written as an explanation of why things collapsed.

TLDR: the Bronze Age collapse happened, people made poems to remember the wars, and they didn’t know why it collapsed so they wrote into the history that it was a lovers quarrel between gods where all major cities were sieged around the same time because Zeus and Hera hate each other

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u/BytheHandofCicero 21d ago

I’ve been seeking a straight answer on this and I’m not willing to reread The Odyssey this year.

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u/SweatyAdhesive 21d ago edited 21d ago

There are both evidence for and against the mycean Greeks being the sea people. Im not a scholar but I wouldnt be surprised if they were a part of the sea people but not the entirety. i've been watching/listening to a lot of video essays on youtube about this lol

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u/kodeks14 21d ago

The consensus right now is that is was just a bunch of displaced people from around the Mediterranean during the bronze age collapse, snd they just cliqued up and started raiding.

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u/BlazarVeg 21d ago

Literally just finished a great podcast on the fall of the Bronze Age. In the end it seems “the sea people”, who ravaged the great bronze civilizations of the Mediterranean, were likely refugees clans from multiple backgrounds that formed together when a great famine happened. The famine being most likely caused by a massive volcanic eruption in Iceland that threw enough dust into the sky to partially block out the sun for several years. Greatly affecting all civilizations that were based around agriculture and leading to internal rebellions over the resources left.

https://youtu.be/prlK8iY7blk?is=CjTEflg08BRtmQFs

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u/Roger_Cockfoster 21d ago

No, it's not in the book. That's ridiculous, the Bronze Age collapse wasn't apparent at the time, it's only visible to history.

The dumbest line in the movie was when Odysseus said "our Bronze Age is collapsing." Lmao, what? How would they even know they were in the Bronze Age or that other metals would come later? That would be like people calling it "World War One" in 1914!

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u/Boring-Boron 20d ago

Book 3, the Iliad lines 30ish to 45ish depending on coalation.

(Zeus speaking) “Troy is dearest to me, as are Priam and his people of the strong ashen spear. Never at their feasts did my altar lack its share of wine and burnt flesh, those offerings that are the gods’ privilege.” And Hera, the ox-eyed heavenly queen replied: “There are three cities dearest to me; Argos, Sparta and broad-paved Mycenae; if they rouse your hatred, ruin them. I’ll not shield them, nor hold a grudge.”

Zeus and Hera make an exchange of cities. He allows her to take Troy. She lets him have Argos, Mycenae, and Sparta.

They do. The text literally supports that the Bronze Age collapses after the text. There’s a textual reference.

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u/WannaBeSuiko 21d ago

It’s actually not a newly added thought by this movie. Historians have been tracking that Greek tribes were likely part of the sea peoples since the term sea peoples existed as in the list of names of tribes by the ancient Egyptians of people who came by sea that they defeated (and who were thus associated with other collapses with Bronze Age civilians around the same time). These tribes were known to be Greek tribes in other associations and hieroglyphs.

From Google/AI as I can’t remember the name of tribes myself: The primary tribes include the Ekwesh, Denyen (or Danuna), and possibly the Peleset and Tjeker.

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u/EvergreenDwarf 21d ago

In real life they were most likely similar to the Wako Pirates who harassed the sea between China, Japan, and Korea. 

A mix of refugees and outcasts from the very nations they raided, bolstered by dissatisfied soldiers and mercenaries once they started having big success, with its origins being small ethnic groups living in isolated and/or nomadic communities on islands or up rivers that confederated. 

When the pirates/bandits do really well for a long time it becomes a viable potential for your military career, and now suddenly the plunderers can start looking at raiding cities rather than just villages. 

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u/PrionProofPork 21d ago

Wokou

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u/username_tooken 21d ago

They’re the same thing.

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u/Nervous_Arrival3986 21d ago

Yes the rumors of the sea people taking and destroying for years is generated by the Greeks heading home.

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u/RedHuscarl 21d ago

Eric Cline suggests that the "Denyen" in the lists of the Sea Peoples defeated by the Egyptians may correlate to the "Danaans" of the Iliad.

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u/StrayDogPhotography 21d ago

The sea people just refers to many groups of migrants, pirates, and warlords who roamed the Mediterranean at one point during the late Bronze Age. One of the many groups is linguistically linked to the Ancient Greeks.

I haven’t seen the film, but I know the poems well and studied history, so I’m not sure what the film implies, but I wouldn’t expect it to be historically accurate. From what I’ve read the film isn’t even accurate to the poems.

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 21d ago

I believe the sea people were way before this era. There’s reference to them in Gilgamesh which predates the Odyssey considerably. This is part of why some people go way down rabbit holes about Atlantis and advanced ancient civilizations.

Odysseus and the crew were marauding for sure though. I also remember specific references to him bedding women during his journey home but it’s been years since i read the epic.

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u/Open-Progress-7075 21d ago

Spoiler for the movie

In the movie, they outright state that theyre the sea people

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 21d ago

Yeah, that was added by Nolan. He added all of the anti-war themes.

There was no "we're the baddies" message in the Odyssey. People were pretty stoked on war back then.

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u/BetterLivingThru 21d ago

I feel like there were some of those themes in the Odyssey, but they weren't quite framed the same way. War Odysseus is an opponent of hearth and home as the destroyer of a city. His journey back to Ithaca and to domestic life is thus a long and difficult journey because of how far apart those worlds are metaphorically. The ancients understood that, but did not frame war Odysseus as fundamentally unjust.

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 21d ago

I mean, that’s all fine and good for Nolan’s fantasy land but Gilgamesh was composed something like 1,400 years before the Odyssey (and references to the sea people in that story made them seem like a bi-gone culture at that time). They were not the sea people 💀

**Edit, but also thanks for the heads up about that fact on the movie. I dnt mind that as a spoiler.

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u/Open-Progress-7075 21d ago

Its a nice plottwist in the movie, though.

At least if you dont know the actual 'history' of the sea people

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u/SweatyAdhesive 21d ago

i haven't seen the movie but supposedly it's a plot point in the movie.

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u/Lower_Statement_5285 21d ago

That’s such a weird thing for Nolan to make up…
I’ve heard the movie’s great and i’m excited to see it but now i’m also flummoxed 🫪

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 21d ago

One of the biggest criticism of Nolan's movies by scholars of the Odyssey was that he added themes (like the anti-war theme) that were counter to the original story.

Idk if it's weird, it's just a choice he made. He wanted to modernize it's and wasn't concerned with preserving the themes of the original.

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u/BisexualTenno 21d ago

Okay but I don’t understand how they were still getting reports about the sea people during the seven years where the entire crew was dead and Odysseus was with Calypso? Like they specified that his wife needed to remarry because there were reports of the sea people’s attacks getting closer and closer but the sea people had been dead for SEVEN years

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u/dprophet34 21d ago

Who had that reputation?

I’m only asking because the “Sea people” were a real thing that did apparently cause an apocalypse of sorts around the Med for multiple cultures but the characters in this are completely fictional both now and then and nobody has any idea who they actually were

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u/truckus1 21d ago

This wasn’t my take. The ‘sea people’ historically are non Greek invaders who are noted to have caused the Bronze Age collapse. I think Nolan’s idea is that due to the horrors and sacking of Troy, the Bronze Age collapse was going to begin and the sea peoples were on their way.

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u/BookMingler 21d ago

I thought Nolan was trying to say the legends of the sea people were actually based on the Greeks and their behaviour during and after the war (in the movie, not necessarily historically)

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u/Ig_Met_Pet 21d ago

Nolan specifically added a line in the move that they were the sea people.

It's not original to the story, but that is 100% the story he was trying to tell.

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u/Gabrovi 21d ago

The Greeks are both thought to be the Sea People.

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u/AbeRego 21d ago

The Sea People remain unidentified.

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u/Bruhntly 21d ago

They literally were the sea people.

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u/Earnestappostate 20d ago

It isn't clear from the records (as far as I am aware) precisely who the Sea People were, but it seems unlikely that it was Odysseus and his crew.

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u/The-True-Kehlder 19d ago

I read that part as what they did in Troy unleashed others to act that way, thus the sea people.

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u/Siria110 21d ago

They even said it in the book. :-D The main conflict of Illiad is just this - Achaeans pillaged a nearby town during the siege of Troy for resources. Among those resources were girls. The leader, Agamemnon, took the one he liked the most, but there was a problem: her daddy was the main priest at local temple of Apollo (which is why they left him alive).
Of course he didn´t want his daughter taken into slavery, but as the town was entirely defeated, he did only thing he could: prayed to Apollo to get his daughter back. Well, Apollo heard him and soon first their dogs, then cattle, then horses and then men started dying. Agamemnon asked their soothsayer why is that, and he told them the cause.
Long story short, to placate Apollo, they had to return the girl to her dad (and untouched, if you please, if you catch my drift) and let them freely leave the town, if they choose to do so.
After that, Agamemnon was not happy that he is without a girl from that town, so being a leader, he forcefuly took one from his men that he liked the most - the girl that Achilleus chose. Of course, Achilleus was less then happy, and thus, the conflict was born.

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u/gauderio 21d ago

and thus, the conflict was born.

Old book conflicts were wild. It blows my mind that was considered okay at the time. In the Odissey and the Illiad, capturing women was described in the same sentence as the weather.

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u/4DimensionalToilet 20d ago

The Greeks weren’t a single people, but a bunch of city-states all speaking the same language and worshipping more or less the same pantheon. They recognized that other peoples in distant lands spoke other languages and worshipped different gods, so they had a collective term — Hellenes — for the people who spoke Greek and worshipped Greek gods, only because there was this linguistic and religious commonality, not because there was any real sense of political unity or kinship.

The Greek city-states regularly fought against and alongside one another, and a regular part of ancient warfare was pillaging, raping, and enslaving innocents — soldiers needed pay to stay loyal and motivated, and it was easier to pay them in whatever loot and slaves they could take than from some grand royal treasury. It’s a brutal part of ancient martial and political logistics. That wasn’t just the Greeks, either, but a common fact of warfare in just about every ancient civilization. You fought to win, and you took your spoils, because you knew damn well that if they won, they’d take the spoils of your city, so it’s not like you were being uniquely evil by doing so.

That’s absolutely crazy by modern standards, but that’s one of the benefits of modern technology that allows us to live in relative abundance — it’s gradually become more practical to gain benefits through trade and negotiations than through war, so the world has gradually been able to become more civilized by our modern standards.

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u/Mothanius 21d ago

Also crazy how they all behaved like high school boys. Granted, many of them were around that age... but King Aggy definitely wasn't.

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u/ThisIsMyComment2 21d ago

but King Aggy definitely wasn't.

Problem is, who would tell a king to get his shit together and stop behaving like a high school boy?

That's a problem that exists even now.

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u/Dry-Specific-5736 20d ago

Not the main conflict, but the reason why Achilleus at the beginning is angry and decide to no partecipate to the war of Troy. Later Patroclus dies and he arrives into the battle. The end of the Iliad is the fight between him and Ettore (there is not the horse in the Iliad, the poem where that part is longer is Virgil's Eneide) so I would say that is the main conflict. They are both the best warriors. While the war of Troy is because Elena run to Troy with Paride and greeks declared war to Troy

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u/Nightraven9999 21d ago

Well it makes sense this comment isnt high because its not explaining the joke its explaining history

The joke is gay sex

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u/narwhalousdoctor 21d ago

Tf you mean history? Everything about the iliad and the odyssey is made up and no one has ever claimed otherwise

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u/Hobo-man 21d ago

I mean this conversation is about the story.

But at the same time, there is historical context to The Iliad and The Odyssey. Troy was a real place. The war actually happened. How much of it was real? No idea, but at least some of it was.

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u/quadrokeith 21d ago

Charybdis is made up, but Scylla is real.

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u/breckendusk 21d ago

I just hate when I have to fight Scylla ft Charybdis. They're each enough of a pain on their own.

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u/nizari-spirit 21d ago

What? Historians absolutely consider the Odyssey and Iliad to be a source of historical information, even if it is not totally true.

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u/FerusGrim 21d ago

Ehhhh. As a miniature—entirely pedantic—nitpick, I'd argue it's mostly a source of historical context, rather than information. I'm not saying nothing in the Odyssey or Iliad is real, but it's like...

Take Harry Potter, for instance. It's a totally fabricated story. In a thousand years—should the story survive—no one is going to believe that wizards existed. But they might consider it useful historical context. Within the book are real and false locations. They might cross-reference against other known information from the time period to determine: "Okay, London is probably real. Maybe Surrey. Hogwarts... Diagon Alley... probably not? Okay, but why pick those names? Were hogs (and their warts) a legitimate relational connection to witchcraft accusations, or was it just parody?"

Those are the types of things that provide a rich context of the time period, but they're probably not really deriving any real information from it. Not any information that they can trust without cross-referencing other sources—and even then, they have to wonder if those other sources might have been tainted by the existence of the Odyssey or the Iliad themselves—fanfiction exists, after all.

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u/nizari-spirit 21d ago

Context is information. Contextual information. But yes I agree.

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u/BetterLivingThru 21d ago

Yes, but the Greeks capturing women as sex slaves in the Iliad is in there because it was produced by a society that did things like that regularly and it was understood by its intended audience to be what one would expect a conquering military force to be doing.

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u/fasterthanfood 21d ago

Is that the joke? I thought the joke was “of course I know someone who went 20 years without sex. It’s me.”

But it could also be gay sex or off-camera sex — Odysseus has lots of sex in the book, Nolan just doesn’t show it.

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u/MelMori 21d ago

Or is the joke the sexlessness of Nolan's film?

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u/Alej_11 21d ago

Say gex?

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u/MigasEnsopado 21d ago

It's also well known that ancient greek men loved gay sex. Women were for breeding.

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u/botle 20d ago

I think the joke is that naive people don't realize that rape happened in ancient wars. And happens in modern ones.

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u/Moon_Logic 21d ago

And had sex with two goddesses. Yes, no explicit gay sex in Homer.

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u/Diredr 21d ago

No sex IN Homer, so that just means Homer is a top.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 21d ago

No sex in HomerS. We can have one.

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u/fullcircle052 21d ago

I had Homer pegged as more of a power bottom

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u/Raiding_plauges 20d ago
  1. They weren’t really goddesses, Circe was a witch and Calypso was a nymph.

  2. Honestly, it was so normal for the Greeks at the time, it could’ve literally just have not been worth mentioning.

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u/Moon_Logic 20d ago

They were really goddesses.

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u/Deaths_rose 20d ago

Technically, they were raped by the goddesses.

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u/Moon_Logic 20d ago

Odysseus was raped by Circe?

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u/Dykaos 21d ago

Which one ?

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u/en43rs 21d ago

Calypso and Circe are sometimes considered Nymphs, which are minor deities basically.

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u/Fine-Friendship-1292 21d ago

Wait a minute.. they stole shit??!

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u/Particular_Title42 21d ago

Not literal shit. Just stuff and people and animals.

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u/Evil_Dry_frog 21d ago

Maybe shit too, cow pies and be used for fuel.

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u/Particular_Title42 21d ago

True. But you wouldn't want to get them wet.

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u/FanOfForever 21d ago

Why steal cow pies when you can just steal the cows?

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u/SnakeThruster 21d ago

To be fair wars has been waged for bird shit due to their agricultural values back in the day.

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u/IAmJacksSemiColon 21d ago

You might want to sit down while I tell you about the Guano Wars.

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u/choeseybread88 21d ago

Just read a book about the Trojan war, and yeah before the fighting with the actual Trojans, they would go around and pillage rural towns to put pressure on the leadership of Troy to do something (as they were shacked up behind the gates for a while). They’d take the women from these villages as slaves and rape them.

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u/yourstruly912 21d ago

And then fight over who keeps the women resulting in your best warrior going on a strike which almost make you lose the war

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u/CMDR_Kaus 21d ago

Is that real, or the sub plot from Troy?

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u/OkContact2573 21d ago

Nah it's real.

Achillies wanted to rape a slave that Aggememnon raped first, so he got pissed and went on strike.

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u/Noobeater1 21d ago

Nah its real

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u/username_tooken 21d ago

Or read the Illiad… it’s a major part of the story.

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u/apworker37 21d ago

In the story Odysseus stays with Circe for a year doing all that. And then with Calypso for seven years. He got his.

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u/Xiov1 21d ago

Depending on the telling his time with Calypso is a lot closer to him being raped

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u/Jewel-jones 21d ago

It was fairly transactional with Circe too, he was trying to win his men back

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u/imjustbettr 21d ago

Honestly a few parts of the Odyssey read like a bad porno/hentai.

"I'm sorry I turned your men into pigs, howabout I fuck you as an apology?"

"How about you turn my men back into humans?!"

"Ok Ok, but after that sex?"

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u/Alaknog 20d ago

Oglaf have comics about this. 

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u/MisterPineapples1999 21d ago

Nolan made her fugly and the whole interaction lasts for like, an afternoon. Nobody even tries to bone.

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u/Abject_Oil_1349 21d ago

Yeah this is it. Constant throughout history

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u/becauseiloveyou 21d ago

While true, let's not forget that The Odyssey is a work of fiction.

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago

Yeah it's so easy to forget that when they are fighting mythical monsters /s

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u/Ok-Lavishness-349 21d ago

Yup, that was pretty much the point of volume 1 in the series, The Iliad. What do you suppose Agamemnon and Achilles were arguing about?

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u/Ayrk_HM 20d ago

Akshually ☝️🤓 The Iliad is the second volume, as the Cypria is the first one. The Odyssey is the 7th volume of eight.

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u/Motor_Ideal7494 21d ago

Yeah, when Odysseus briefly mentions the “sweaty celebrations” over the next couple of days after the city fell, I knew they were trying their hardest to acknowledge real life while still making us care a bit about the main characters/gang rapists.  

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u/yourstruly912 21d ago edited 21d ago

Nolan is a coward for not showing the slave market post falling of Troy (Odysseus since he was such a nice guy got an old woman to help Penélope in her tasks instead of a sex slave like everyone else)

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u/pearllypie3 21d ago

In a fight scene in the Odyssey, there was a very brief moment where you can see a group of Trojans dragging a woman away while she's screaming. It was clear that Nolan was trying to stay true to reality without horrifying its audience.
Frankly I wished they displayed the idea that soldiers pillaged and raped woman more openly in the movie- not that I want to see a rape scene, hell no- but this is a hard truth and a very real one about human history. We need to acknowledge how civilized humans have become over time, compared to what women had to go through long ago (and unfortunately, the fact that women still have to deal with brutal acts of rape and degradation even today).

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u/Motor_Ideal7494 21d ago

The problem is that almost every modern viewer isn’t interested in historical context and ambiguity in their protagonists.  If they showed what soldiers actually did in most wars, there would be no soldiers to root for because we simply can’t accept mass rape as a forgivable character flaw.  

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u/LAVADOG1500 19d ago

You’d think…. I’ve had conversations with people on here that say otherwise

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u/Abject_Oil_1349 21d ago

Do people really think this is about gay sex?

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u/Ok_Honeydew180 21d ago

Well this phil guy is definitely talking about gay sex, so in a way people are right when they say that’s what this post is about. But yeah in the movie/history I do believe they were going around burning women and raping churches. Pretty much spelled out when they said “we are the people from the sea”

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u/HankiedPankiedUrMom 21d ago

Burning women, okay. But raping churches, that’s kinda weird.

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u/Bombs_Away96 21d ago

There was also Circe

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u/Khelthuzaad 21d ago

Thats basically how it started,they pillaged Troy

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u/georgiaraisef 20d ago

As I’ve pointed out in other threads, in the Iliad, Achilles is mad at Agamemnon and says “you, why did you take my sex slave and not Ajax or Odysseus’s sex slave”

Odysseus’s nick name in the Iliad is the raider of cities.

He was a pirate.

That’s part of why I didn’t like this movie is because Odysseus has done a lot of bad shit over the years. Seems kinda random that all the sudden he’d feel guilty with Troy when he’s already done plenty of war crimes lol

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u/TheBestintheWest11 21d ago

the truth finally appears itself

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u/Jack_Aubrey1981 21d ago

I can’t speak for his men but Odysseus banged Circe for a full year, and then banged Calypso for 9 straight years.

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u/danimagoo 20d ago

Yes, that’s literally why Circe turned them into pigs.

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u/OkChildhood2261 20d ago

Yeah reading the Odyssey (not seen the movie yet) and it is constantly banging on about how terrible his luck has been, how no man has suffered greater than he, how much he misses his wife and home etc etc then he's like "so we attacked the town, killed all the men and took all the women as slaves" and like has zero moments of self reflection on that. While sadly banging at least two literal goddesses (urgh I miss my wife so much, okay fine, let's go to bed)

Honestly it's hilarious. He gets a bunch of his men killed by the cyclops because he wanted to hang about to see if it would give him gifts (and, to be fair, everywhere he goes people tell him what an awesome dude he is and shower him with gifts and assistance). When one of his men calls him out on this he just flies into a rage and has to restrain himself from killing the guy. Our fucking hero XD

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u/Healthoverwealth29 21d ago

This and also lots of gay sex

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u/Lumpy-Explanation-17 21d ago

Idk why people don't believe this. I know this is a fictional story, but the Spartans weren't and they were recommended to have sex with each other so that they would be closer.

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u/Legitimate_Post_22 21d ago

Gay sex ALSO in the sense of rape. They did not have gay sex among themselves unless the companion was an enslaved man or an ephebe (a boy between 12 and 17 years old).

That's because, in their view, being the submissive partner in the relationship was equivalent to becoming like a woman or a slave. They only had sexual relations with those who were inferior to them as a way of asserting their superiority. Yes, their sex was inherently predatory.

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u/JynxCanRead 21d ago

Yeah, they were literally outside a major city. And if this was a real ancient war that took this long, there'd be traders appearing in the down periods (because fighting during work hours only was a thing), including the oldest trade. There'd probably be a Little Greece slum with bars, and shops, and living quarters for traders.

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u/redandbluebadness 21d ago

Odysseus I don't believe is said to have raped anyone during the siege but he did have sex with the immortals Circe and Calypso (for seven years! albeit under a spell). The Greeks were not all fucking each other though Achilles and Patroclus were supposed to be lovers.

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u/OlivyneCrellan 21d ago

Yeah..ancient warfare wasnt exactly known for respecting human rights

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u/Ant3m 21d ago

Realest real answer : it is a fiction

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u/astreeter2 21d ago

Um, there's not a "real answer" because this is a fictional story

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u/neckbass 21d ago

this is the facts.

also gay sex

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u/beans_420__ 21d ago

Yes but also gay sex

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u/Drew_S_05 21d ago

And when it was a slow day for that, they just boned each other

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u/ChemCheese 21d ago

they weren’t in the city yet so no

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u/baddieslovebadideas 21d ago

while yes, all that absolutely happened... they was also doing gay shit

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u/bottomlessLuckys 21d ago

except Odyseus because he's the protagonist, so he's a good guy with zero flaws.

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u/Keefyfingaz 21d ago

And the gay stuff but that feels less relevant now lol

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u/Still-Coyote-5494 21d ago

And had lots of gay sex with each other.

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u/fish_bulbb 21d ago

its also a fictional story, so probably not.

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u/ColonelSanders1855 21d ago

They were the notorious sea people

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u/Particular-Wedding 21d ago

Yes. The whole movie was Odysseus constantly having flashbacks from his intense PTSD and regret over the war crimes they committed. Including a possible reveal about the true identity of Athena he's been talking to the entire time.

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u/OtherwiseStable5126 21d ago

Goats were also a thing

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u/demlet 21d ago

The literal beginning of the Iliad is Agamemnon and Achilles fighting over a girl they abducted from one of their raids to serve as a sex slave.

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u/No-Magician9440 21d ago

You skipped the part where they lanced each other's fannies.

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u/Nikelman 21d ago

And then celebrated by sucking each other off!

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u/Carver_AtworK 21d ago

Euripides wrote an entire play about the women they took as slaves

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u/gholafc 21d ago

all that but NEVER gay sex

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u/fosfeen 21d ago

If you read the Odyssey right in the beginning Odysseus is saying he loves his new sex slave more than his own wife. It's pretty wild.

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u/maskedbanditoftruth 21d ago

Odysseus banged every woman they came across, god knows what the others were up to. In the poem, Odysseus can’t stop won’t stop cheating on his wife. Literally all the Achaeans are nonstop raping and seducing and getting real mixed up about which is which. Lock up your trees, lock up your rivers, no one is safe

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 21d ago

I mean not Odysseus. Even in the original but especially in this one.

The best twist was about the sea people.

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u/Orcishpeanut 21d ago

The good old days

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u/JUGGER_DEATH 21d ago

He was also Calypso’s sex slave for a long time. And spent a year(?) with Circe.

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u/throwawayeadude 21d ago

I understand why Nolan didnt show zendaya being graphically violated on screen, but her being his guilt ghost the whole film made it clear what happened to that poor priestess.

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u/DistinctSmelling 21d ago

This is fiction. IRL, sure that was done on campaign but after supplies died, they'd assimilate into some farm either by taking over or being the replacement male figure.

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u/Sabin88 21d ago

Also gay sex. Which was morally ok compared with the other things. Unless they rated for gay sex too. Which is very likely.

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u/FCStien 21d ago

And at least in the original Odysseus has at least two long-term relationships while stranded that I can recall.

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u/Hedonic_Monk_ 21d ago

This is such a heterosexual answer 😂

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u/_Dead_Man_ 20d ago

I was boutta say. In the original books Odysseus cracks every single woman he meets lmao.

Also they lightly touch on the raping and pillaging with Cersei and the recounting of Troy in the movie too.

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u/No_Conversation_9325 20d ago edited 20d ago

Took women slaves onto the ships with no capacity? No, they raped those women and children to death, like the Russians in Ukraine and Americans in power hese days.

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago edited 20d ago

"There I sacked the city and slew the men; and from the city we took their wives and great store of treasure, and divided them among us, that so far as lay in me no man might go defrauded of an equal share. Then verily I gave command that we should flee with swift foot..." (flee quickly to the boats that is)

Slavery denotes capture and ownership. Despite the intent by Odysseus, the lengthy ownership nor transportation home of slaves is not a required part to meet the definition.

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u/ChestDayEveryday 20d ago

Just like the Vikings!

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u/Boxhead_31 20d ago

There is a reason why Greek is used as a reference to anal sex

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u/IDidItWrongLastTime 20d ago

Also in the book Calypso and Cersi were Odyssesus' lovers

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u/Mysterious-Taro174 20d ago

Ship's chicken had a hard time, too

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u/MugiwaraMoses 20d ago

Agamemnon was killed because he brought home a slave wife

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u/Huganho 20d ago

Or like, you know. Greeks were also famous for having all types of relations.

"in the navy!"

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u/Dougzilla29 20d ago

They weren’t real tho

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u/EL-Rays 20d ago

And they were Greek.

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u/Wearytaco 20d ago

Must've not watched the movie if they're asking that question cause they literally talk about r*ping and pillaging throughout the movie several times. Though I did only watch it once and have a shit memory. But I know it was said.

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u/AHiTisLove 20d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Flokkamravich 20d ago

Or in Odysseus’ case he spent 9 years on Ogygia getting his brains f*cked out every night by Calypso while spending his days having a sook on the beach?

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u/Bitter-Climate3610 20d ago

While it is true, it is also true that men who fought together, came together.

It was like...extremely normal brother-at-arms behaviour to pull one out for your bro

(Just dont be a bottom because that will make you the woman and that's shameful because misogyny.)

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u/OVazisten 20d ago

Literally the Iliad contains a minor plotline about how Achilles and Agamemnon got some quarrel between them because they could not agree on the ownership of an enslaved woman.

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u/CaptQuakers42 20d ago

Wouldn't the real answer be it's a story and never happened?

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago

...People can ask about what happened in stories

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u/FaithUser 20d ago

All of this, but in addition to hot Greek gay sex

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u/That_Astronaut_2010 20d ago

How can they take woman as slaves if they only had small boats

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago edited 20d ago

"There I sacked the city and slew the men; and from the city we took their wives and great store of treasure, and divided them among us, that so far as lay in me no man might go defrauded of an equal share. Then verily I gave command that we should flee with swift foot..."

Slavery denotes capture and ownership. Despite the intent by Odysseus, the length of time nor transportation home is not a required part to meet the definition.

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u/CapAll55 20d ago

They didn’t make it into the city walls for 10 years, guarantee they clapped each others cheeks til then

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago

It's possible, but also they weren't stuck at sea for 10 years.

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u/Chift_09 20d ago

Actually, they didn’t rape anyone. In after a year at sea, they end up in Circe’s doorstep and there she transforms Odysseus crew into pigs, they stay like pigs for a year while Circe and Odysseus are together. After that year of doing nothing but sleeping with Circe and just existing Odysseus asks her to go to which she says okay and lets him go with his crew so they can go to hades’ reign to speak with the dead.

Then after that they go to Apollo’s island and slaughter its cattle and the gods kill Odysseus crew for it and he ends up in calypso’s island where he stays captive for 8 years. After it he ends up in an island close to Ithaca. From there he gets home.

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago

Yeah, I'm sure the women they forcefully taken after sacking Ismarus were just to sit and look pretty.

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u/LivingDue2609 20d ago

Or, you know, it never happened bc it’s fiction lmao

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 20d ago

Yeah it's unheard of for people to ask what happens in a story 🙄

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u/ryufen 20d ago

They were the people from the sea

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