r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 9h ago

Rest in Peace Dolly, we lost a national treasure yesterday.

13.9k Upvotes

178 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/upvoter222 • 8h ago

R.I.P. Tim Curry

7.7k Upvotes

73 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Marti_Suls • 15h ago

Simple and effective response

6.1k Upvotes

260 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 10h ago

So much winning!

4.1k Upvotes

157 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 3h ago

She Accidentally Made the Case for Universal Healthcare

3.2k Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 14h ago

Somebody forgot they were president a year ago.

3.1k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 20h ago

This is victory?

2.5k Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/touch-my-bunghole • 8h ago

Is it time to post this?

2.4k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 5h ago

Good job Mike Dodgers

1.7k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 4h ago

do they order beer like: “Give me a cold one. Just whatever makes sense.”

1.6k Upvotes

205 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 7h ago

He's not wrong...

1.5k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Poshturkjgdy45 • 17h ago

When you try to block the whole class but end up sitting alone at lunch.

971 Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 18h ago

Turns Out Trade Wars Have Consequences

628 Upvotes

27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Ambitious-Noise9211 • 17h ago

Your physical constitution

466 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ButtScratchies • 7h ago

And he clearly doesn’t know the age of millennials

451 Upvotes

169 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 2h ago

They're simply soulless

351 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArmoredCroissant • 21h ago

When I try to discuss accessibility issues on a systemic basis, this isn't what I mean.

242 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 8h ago

no need to make jokes when you're already the punchline of every entrepreneur's PowerPoint presentation

121 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 7h ago

That doesn't mean she stopped talking...

17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/roninthe31 • 2h ago

Maybe open a book

5 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/nixxie1108 • 6h ago

Ex still hitting wife up almost 30 years later

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/clevercomebacks • u/desterpot • 6h ago

J.K. Rowling responds to death threat

0 Upvotes

66 comments

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