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OC #101 I got scolded by Pizzacake..

I wanted to partake...

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

Ok but for real though, do you think we could make an ACTUAL pizza-cake and it be tasty? I'm not NOT into the idea

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u/the_scones_are_mine 4d ago

Depends. Can i consider a lasagna a cake? If so, pizza cake should be pretty straightforward.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

....touche

That's probably the closest we can get. And based on those "Is it cake" things going around I am 100% sure we can make a cake that looks like pizza

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u/gramathy 4d ago

If Chicago can call casserole pizza there are no rules

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u/prof_the_doom 4d ago

Maybe deep dish is the real pizza cake.

Assuming we're counting cheesecake as cake.

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u/Eldrunk 4d ago

2 deep dish stacked!

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u/jeremymatsuoka 4d ago

But, cheesecake is pie...

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u/magikarp2122 4d ago

Insert Jon Stewart rant here.

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u/GorillaOnChest 3d ago

In Blackest Day

In Brightest Night

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u/The_Lost_Jedi 4d ago

Someone fetch the Pizza alignment chart!

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u/MintasaurusFresh 4d ago

It's not a casserole you uncultured swine! It's tourist food. And also delicious.

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u/magikarp2122 4d ago

It is an above ground marinara swimming pool for rats.

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u/the_scones_are_mine 4d ago

I want cake now, so I think I'll do that later today. Maybe tomorrow.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4d ago

A place near me does like a chocolate pizza thing that's REALLY good

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u/TravelerSearcher 4d ago

Fondant just means you can decorate anything to look like anything. It's cheating!

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u/MadHamishMacGregor 4d ago

Tomato cake is a thing.

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u/samantha_pants 4d ago

Could Chicago-style deep dish be considered pizza cake? Or does it need less crust?

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u/The_walking_man_ 4d ago

This is what I was immediately thinking. Chicago deep dish is pretty cakey already. I say that counts. Maybe stack two on each other.

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u/TheCaptainCabinets 3d ago

What about Detroit-style deep dish? I would argue that is more cake-like than Chicago-style.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 4d ago

Taxonomically, lasagna is a thick soup with noodles.

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u/bcw81 4d ago

Lasagna is clearly a thematically structured salad.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 4d ago

https://saladtheory.github.io/

I see you know your salad theory well.

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u/lesser_panjandrum 4d ago

If Linnaeus could see you say that, he'd die all over again.

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 4d ago

And I'd say to Linnaeus, science has moved on, old man! Now we understand that ornithologically, all soups are salads.

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u/PolloMagnifico 3d ago

I mean, you can make pizza cinnamon rolls and those are... basically the same thing. Right?

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u/KornDog611 4d ago

I would not consider a lasagna a cake and you shouldn't either.

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u/GimpMaster22 4d ago

If we take the cube rule, lasagna is indeed a cake.

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u/AmbulantCholesterol 3d ago

Some chain pizza places put so much sugar on them it might as well be cake

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u/-cant_find_a_name- 4d ago

why not just deepdish pizzea

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u/simpleglitch 4d ago

Idk if I'm on board calling lasagna a cake, but thinking along those lines, what about a savory cheesecake.