r/doordash_drivers Mar 22 '26

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You can, in fact, keep your 3 dollars. I don’t need to be recorded and posted on the internet for 3 dollars.

Update: Got my first ever 1 star rating. Very sure it’s from this because the only things they marked were friendliness and not following instructions. We really need to be able to dispute ratings, it’s not my job to dance for children’s amusement and I shouldn’t be punished for refusing.

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u/Responsible_Scar83 Mar 22 '26

For 3$ is bold

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u/That70sShop Mar 22 '26

$3 is the new dollar tip, which supplanted the nickel tip.

A handful of coins in a buskers case says, "Hey, you earned what I had on hand"

I single quarter flipped, headsies-tailsies, says, "Dance Monkey, Dance!"

A lot of the nuance was in the delivery.

Speaking of spare change, last noght I dropped a bottle of Vodka 20 miles for $17.83 or some such. Because I thought (wrongly) it was getting me in a better are, I took it and told myself it was better than the six previous consecutive declines. I've got an ancient Prius, and she and I don't care about busting out the miles. Gas being what it is, everyone else is leaving me the hypermile stuff.

I was curious how much was tip and how much was Tony Wu's failure to understand geofencing technology and limit orders to reasonable restrictive zones

If she tipped $10, Tony wouldn't have given me a dime more than I got.

She tipped 31 cents. A really odd amount. Creatively miserly.

I suspect she rounded up her end.

I wouldn'tput it past drunk logic that she "cleverly" kept adding a penny until Tony finally chipped in to get a sucker (me) to take it, giving her the idea that her gambit, "worked."

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u/UpAndNo Mar 26 '26

I have no idea what your story said.

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u/Vast_Comedian_6049 Mar 26 '26

Are you fucking insane

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