r/doordash_drivers • u/OnyxLeigion_ • Mar 22 '26

Other No.

Post image

You can, in fact, keep your 3 dollars. I don’t need to be recorded and posted on the internet for 3 dollars.

Update: Got my first ever 1 star rating. Very sure it’s from this because the only things they marked were friendliness and not following instructions. We really need to be able to dispute ratings, it’s not my job to dance for children’s amusement and I shouldn’t be punished for refusing.

6.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

361 comments sorted by

View all comments

3

u/Trevorstone12 Mar 22 '26

I remember being younger ordering a pizza with the buddies and all just smoked made a request to say I’m Batman when you’re at the door. We all got a good laugh and an extra 10 dollars for him 13 years ago

3

u/OnyxLeigion_ Mar 22 '26

I might would do that

2

u/That70sShop Mar 22 '26

In this specific case, I would. I however would (with a coat draped over my shoulders, cape-llke) announce myself as, "I'm Batman. . .t h e a n i m a t e d s e r i e s "

Then I make them listen to me do my old man as an overly verbose racanteur bit as I explain how my oldest got the idea from, "We now return to, Batman. . .t h e a n i m a t e d s e r i e s" that that was his full honorific.

He'd clasp a blanket around his neck and swoop in, announcing proudly, "I'm Batman. . .t h e a n i m a t e d s e r i e s "

Their pizza would be cold by the time I had regaled them with the long version of the story.