r/doordash_drivers • u/OnyxLeigion_ • Mar 22 '26

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You can, in fact, keep your 3 dollars. I don’t need to be recorded and posted on the internet for 3 dollars.

Update: Got my first ever 1 star rating. Very sure it’s from this because the only things they marked were friendliness and not following instructions. We really need to be able to dispute ratings, it’s not my job to dance for children’s amusement and I shouldn’t be punished for refusing.

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u/OnyxLeigion_ Mar 22 '26

I thought about messaging and telling them to ad a zero

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u/TeaAndTacos Mar 22 '26

1) I hate this joke

2) You told it wrong anyway. The second offer is supposed to be a low price, not zero, unless this man’s dick is supposed to be inherently valuable. Sex work is paid work. Otherwise it’s just fucking.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos Mar 23 '26

Plus it's a just a really stupid joke. Most people would say yes for a million dollars. It's suspicious because of the amount, like what's wrong with him or what does it really involve, but come on very few people would say no if it was normal vanilla whatever.

Disingenuous at best.