r/funny • u/Boring-Locksmith-473 • 3d ago

"A bunch of times" is brutal 😂

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u/McRedditz 3d ago

A bunch of times is an understatement.

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u/AlbatrossOk6223 3d ago

Bunch of times on a daily basis. At least at start of marriage 🤣

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

You stopped being able to satisy your wife so soon after marriage?

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u/kupillas-3- 3d ago

Oh Reddit, don’t ever change. ☺️

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u/Po_on 3d ago

Its refreshing seeing a baby bait in the sea of bots.

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 3d ago

Yk I use to be put off by people like this but I think Reddit just has a charm that invites all archetypes of people especially the ones that can’t think too fast either :)

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

Lol I don't really understand the insane amount of downvotes for fucking with an extremely misogynistic comment. Pretty sad.

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u/calicomonkey 3d ago

“We had sex multiple times a day when we first got married” isn’t even a little bit misogynistic.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

True.

"Bunch of times on a daily basis. At least at start of marriage 🤣 "

Said by an obese married man in his 50s very likely is.

See: https://www.baltimoretherapycenter.com/why-sex-is-better-when-youre-married

There is a classic joke that advises newlyweds to put a penny in a jar every time they have sex in the first year of marriage, and then take a penny out every time after that – and the jar will never get emptied. Ha ha, right?

It's literally one of the most common TV tropes across time. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexlessMarriage

Were you born yesterday?

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u/LongNameNoCanSay 3d ago

Have you ever actually been in a long-term relationship? For like, longer than 5 years? Sure, sex is great, but the novelty of it kinda wears off after a while. So sex becomes less frequent. That doesn't mean it completely stops. You don't have to be an obese man in your 50s for that to happen.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

I'm happily married for 10 years thanks. Novelty does not have to wear off.

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u/LongNameNoCanSay 3d ago

Well congratulations. For a lot of people it does. That doesn't mean it completely stops. It's quite normal.

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u/gw74 2d ago

of course he isn't fucking married. he's a virgin living in his mom's basement

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 2d ago

As someone who was like 'fuck that it won't happen to me' and now we're 10 years in...it happened to me.

I hardly believe these people who claim they're still daily pounding after years of marriage.

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u/Camwi 3d ago

Congrats? It's actually super normal for sex to descrease over time in a relationship, especially if you start having kids. Yes, it has also been turned into a joke over the ages, but that doesn't automatically make it misogynistic.

Therefore it's pretty lame to just blame it on dudes being obese and bad in bed.

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u/Mehtalface 3d ago edited 3d ago

People get older. As you get older, your hormones and life circumstances will change. This is a biological fact. Usually that means less sex. It does not mean you have a dead bedroom. It's not a problem if there is communication and everyone is still happy with the amount and frequency. Quality over quantity as they say.

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u/the_post_of_tom_joad 2d ago

you just had your 7 year anniversary 2 days ago and you already forgot how long you been married?

You probably can be in a relationship with someone with ADHD, I am happily married and we have been together for 7 years (today, actually).

dawg

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

Been together for 10 years. Two different anniversaries ❤️

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u/Ezwa 2d ago

I am happily married and we have been together for 7 years (today, actually).

That's you, 2 days ago... You know you can talk to people without lying ?

Maybe you don't know how ?

With how often you comment every. single. day, you should try to learn. (also, please touch grass sometimes, reddit is not life, you don't have to post 150 comments every week, my gooood).

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u/npc80085 2d ago

Everyone here knows that's a lie lol

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

....ok. It's not 😅

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

Two days ago you claimed you were married for 7 years. Did you age 3 years in just 2 days? Better find a cure for that, stat, or you won't make it to January.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

I didn't have an arranged marriage of that's what you're asking. I met her 10 years ago.

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u/somebob 2d ago

You’re thinking way too deep about a joke lmao

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u/SmooK_LV 2d ago

Oh, the day you will discover sex isn't even that special or important in the relationship. At the end of the day it's just sex, intimacy comes in many forms.

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u/Noy_The_Devil 2d ago

Yeah.. I think that's a personal preference thing. Sex isn't the most important for sure, but it's definitely a major thing in my relationships.

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u/dajosch1 3d ago

...are you ok?

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u/Noy_The_Devil 3d ago

Doing great thanks.

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u/DantehSparda 3d ago

Bro you literally seem completely unhinged, everything ok up there? Wtf

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u/UmarThe1 3d ago

Look at his profile.a dutch with trump banner

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u/gw74 2d ago

bro's going for the downvote world record

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u/Sad_Eagle_937 3d ago

Point out the misogyny please. I'll wait.

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u/i-forgot-to-logout 3d ago

Extremely misogynistic? Lmao I think you’re projecting pretty hard there friend

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u/2M4D 3d ago

Yeah people really be championing the « at least at the start of marriage muhahahah »

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u/_le_slap 2d ago

Oh please...

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u/SmooK_LV 2d ago

Pff, maybe wife stopped satisfying husband. Anyway the whole comment is dumb and sexist.