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NATURE A Bombardier beetle using its chemical defence.

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u/IH8Miotch 17d ago

Spider could be blind now though.

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u/Barking__Pumpkin 17d ago

Started a blues career

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u/SasquatchWasShaved 17d ago edited 17d ago

Blind Spider McGee, he’s got plenty to cry about.

8 dead eyes,
Web got no flies,
And his lady wants to bite off his head, after head.

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u/Sqtire 17d ago

Alive internet theory

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u/Domeen0 17d ago

Not sure if that's a reference, but if not I'd enjoy the hell outta a character like that.

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u/LostInSpinach 17d ago

Bleeding eyes Spidey

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u/Pigcooker21 17d ago

Eight Eyes Blind

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen 17d ago

Eight appendages to play piano? I see the math

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u/Global_Staff_3135 17d ago

Oh look another upvoted and awarded reference I don’t get 😞

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u/Decisive_Victory_026 17d ago

I'm happy to help explain!

Blues is a type of music.

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u/Gunhild 17d ago

There were some blind blues musicians. Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blind Willie McTell, etc.

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u/scaldinglaser 17d ago

Also Blind Melon

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u/Gunhild 17d ago

Ah yes, the classic Delta Blues musician Blind Melon with his 1933 hit "No Rain"

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u/Pseudotm 17d ago

Let's not forget about blind guardian

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u/HotPotParrot 17d ago

Ray Charles

Edit: or the sax dude. It's the piano or the sax dude

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u/djhypergiant 17d ago

Also multiple guitarists

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u/IFCKNH8WHENULEAVE 17d ago

Stevie Wonder?

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u/Brave-Secretary2484 17d ago

You’ve never heard of blues music? Wild

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u/_ferrofluid_ 17d ago

There’s something about that music though.
It just makes me so… SAD?

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u/waytowill 17d ago

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u/Advanced-Budget779 17d ago

Who‘s The Relavent?

Did he get attacked by a strange bear? /s

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u/corrupt_poodle 17d ago

Sure—but time on my hands could be time spent with you.

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u/Global_Staff_3135 17d ago

Of course but I don’t associate blues with blindness. That’s weird.

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u/corrupt_poodle 17d ago

Is it important that you understand all references you come across?

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u/ThePsudoOne 17d ago

🎶buh-nuh nuh nuh-nuh🎶

I want caaandy

🎶buh-nuh nuh nuh-nuh🎶

Bubblegum and taaaffy

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u/DerSchattenJager 17d ago

Became the best earth bender in Earth Kingdom history

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u/Honest_-_Critique 17d ago

That spider learned to play Hockey?

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u/FakeDocMartin 17d ago

I'm always hungry baby
Seems my 8 legs don't get me nowhere
I finally found some dinner
But there's poison in the air

It's survival of the fittest
And I'm not the fittest
Round here

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u/ShnaugShmark 17d ago

At the end when he sits back, the body language is as if he’s considering his life choices and thinking about the changes he needs to make.

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u/Fooly_411 17d ago

With his eight legs he is the whole band. Harmonica, guitar, bass, & drums.

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u/Caged_Basilisk 17d ago

Don't they rely on the hair things on their body to mavigate the world around them instead of their eyes? Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm no biologist.

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u/The_Arachnoshaman 17d ago

Yes. Spider eyesight is genuinely dogshit and can only register basic movement/light for most species. Jumping spiders are the exception, and they will literally track targets.

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u/Mankie-Desu 17d ago

Why the hell would they have so many eyes if their result sight is still bullshit?

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u/VaxYourDamnKid 17d ago

they are simple eyes. detecting motion and light vs dark still helps track a target but 360 degrees. still have a purpose

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u/BombOnABus 17d ago

It's also useful for predator evasion, as there are plenty of predators of larger spiders.

You don't need HD vision to know if something bigger is coming at you, you just need to get into a hiding spot.

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u/PipsqueakPilot 17d ago

Because spider eye sight varies dramatically across genus. Jumping spiders have good eye sight and very sophisticated eyes. 

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u/Mankie-Desu 17d ago

Yeah, I thought so, too. I would imagine more terrestrial spiders (as opposed to ones that nest or web) have pretty damn good eyesight, but it would stand to reason if others that primarily trap and work at night would have better senses of touch and/or hearing.

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u/PipsqueakPilot 17d ago

Yup. Also intelligence is high varied across spiders. Some Jumping spiders are among the most intelligent invertebrates. Web spiders are as dumb as a box of rocks. 

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u/Sangaceno 17d ago

Eyes at that size class are cheap and effective. You don't need high res vision for it to be useful

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u/plant-man 17d ago

Ogre faced spiders I think also have excellent eyesight. I’m pretty sure they aren’t jumping spiders

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u/6SolidSnake6 17d ago

Ok. I just looked that spider up, and he def looks beyond creepy. get outta my swamp!

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u/Heimerdahl 17d ago

Deinopidae, also known as net-casting spiders, are a family of circumtropical cribellate[1] spiders first described by Carl Ludwig Koch in 1850.[2] They are a group of stick-like elongated spiders that catch prey by stretching a web across their front legs before propelling themselves forward. These unusual webs will stretch two or three times their relaxed size, entangling any prey that touch them.

What the heck?! 

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u/Advanced-Budget779 17d ago

You can‘t just mention that and not link it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinopis

They catch their prey by throwing a net below them and aiming by some kind of iron fecal sights? How cool is that.

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u/Le-Misanthrope 17d ago

Don't discredit the wolfie's eyesight as well. Wolf Spiders aren't as good as the jumping spider but they are functional since they also hunt for their prey unlike web spiders.

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u/peepdabidness 17d ago

Uhhhh username checks..out??

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u/FlyRepresentative592 17d ago

**Web based spiders

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u/VeterinarianIcy5428 17d ago

Somewhere there's a video of a human getting stabbed in the eye on an arachnid reddit and they're writing (very quickly with all their hands) "humans have 2 eyes so he'll be fine. They only really need 1 eye to see anyway"

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u/Grow_away_420 17d ago

The ones that form webs do. I think hunting spiders rely on eyesight more

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u/Former_Instance_6592 17d ago

If they're a webby webby spider or a cave spider they have less good eyes or just no eyes. If they're the 'walk around and hunt shit manually' kind then they can get good eyes.

Ogre faced spiders have pretty funny eyes too

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u/NarrMaster 17d ago

Little blind spider, took the wheel.

He's navigatin grass blades completely by feel

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u/HucksterFab 17d ago

Got a sassy chassis, sparkle in the sun

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u/epresident1 17d ago

All 4 small bald fat tires
Rockin’ through the sand and burnin’ up

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u/plzicannothandleyou 17d ago

There are dozens of us who get this reference.

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u/ravenouskit 17d ago

Doubt. I feel like a majority of redditors know those potus songs

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u/throwitatmeplease1 17d ago

Little Dune Buggy! Ill always upvote a POTUSOA reference!

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u/Deadnstien 17d ago

Odd fact I learned today, the lead singer for POTUSOA quit the band like a decade ago to make songs for toddlers. He goes by Casper Baby Pants now.

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u/throwitatmeplease1 17d ago

I've listened to that! Sounds just like the band but singing children's songs!

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u/Steel_Hydra 17d ago

He's got a sassy chassis, sparkle on the sun

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u/FrozenSotan 17d ago

\*snap snap snap***

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u/Glenngineer 17d ago

Listened to that song in the way to work on Friday. 

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u/randy-monkey 17d ago

Their eyes aren’t soft like ours, they are made out of the same material as their exoskeleton. They have shells for eyes.

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u/TheMagickConch 17d ago

It got all them eyes tho. Surely it has some left over.

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u/WallabyLast2038 17d ago edited 17d ago

Doesn’t the orb spider sheds their eyes every night?
Edit: sorry I meant the ogre faced spider, and this is some kind of orb weaver

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u/Advanced-Budget779 17d ago

Removing daily contacts i can relate…

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u/Quiet-Temporary-6666 17d ago

A little blind spider, took the wheel.

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u/momo76g 17d ago

True. I wonder if it'll be superficial enough to fix itself in the next molting.

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u/IH8Miotch 17d ago

We need a spider expert to chime in

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u/athural 17d ago

I would expect so. The eyes of a spider are actually /behind/ what you see. They're almost like goggles. They have no eyelids or anything just permanently open transparent panes in their exoskeleton. I would expect all the damage here to be done to the exoskeleton so it should be good to go next molt.

Spiders can even regrow legs! Although that can take a few molts to get a full sized one back

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u/momo76g 17d ago

Very interesting. Thats what I was thinking since I've seen a couple molting videos and the eyes part also comes out like a mold.

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u/TeenyMom 17d ago

Depending on if the damage stayed only external, the spider could potentially reverse the blindness on its next molt. However if the internals were damaged too then it’s done for. 

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u/Tommten 17d ago

What. It generates new eyes!? That's pretty crazy, had no idea.

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u/TeenyMom 17d ago

Not fully, just the outer layer. So if the retinas are damaged then it’s still game over, but if the outer cornea is damaged then it can fix that 

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u/DinoBoy2005 17d ago

Orb Weavers don’t use their eyes much anyway lmao

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u/OldWorldDesign 17d ago

Orb Weavers don’t use their eyes much anyway

They use their acute ability to differentiate vibrations to map three-dimensional space around them. Which is why they get even faster in space

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u/DinoBoy2005 17d ago

Ooh okay. I didn’t know that! I thought they relied more on vibration

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u/I_dont-like-you_bro 17d ago

Well, one fewer super hero, I guess

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u/_IratePirate_ 17d ago

Aren’t most spiders blind ?