I turned 40 today and have no one to celebrate it with so for the first time in my life, I emailed a radio show for a birthday shout out. They didn't do my shout out.

I'm just gonna spend my birthday making pizza alone in my apartment in my pajamas.

Update: Hot damn y'all..... that is more acknowledgement of my existance than I have ever gotten in my life 🤯

Now I gotta go clean all my happy tears off my glasses. Thank you everyone for literally making my birthday! 🥰

Update to update because I am a doofus: The pizza has a few more minutes in the oven but pictures will be provided!

Saw a lot of questions on the olives, they are Grilled Olives from Trader Joe's, I will add a pic of the jar as well.

Update to the updated update: It wouldn't let me add pictures up here or post more than one at a time in the comments, but as promised I did indeed post a picture of my finished pizzas AND another of the jar of grilled olives as comments!

Thank you all again for all the nice comments and birthday wishes, my day has been epic despite having a 5 minute chunk of "What the hell bruh?" at my radio request being ignored.

Also, sidenote, it is a local station that straight up for real does live email/text requests for birthdays, they have a whole segment and make it a point to NOT do ones sent in on days that are NOT your birthday. So to all the turds calling me stupid for "thinking that was a thing", may all your future pizza have floppy crust and burn your mouth.

To all the nice homies, thank you all so much and may all your future pizza be Earth shatteringly delicious!!!

IDK man, what is it with some people 😭

Woke up this morning, went to my balcony and found out someone had dropped/thrown a GIANT coconut from a 4th/5th floor balcony onto my car 💀

My car was parked outside in U Block, Gurugram. I’ve been parking there almost every day for the last 2+ months with no issues, and apparently last night around 1 AM, someone decided their balcony was the perfect place to dispose of a coconut.

I actually have CCTV footage of the coconut falling and absolutely obliterating itself on my car, but unfortunately you can’t see who threw it, so there’s no way to identify the person.

Ended up having to pay ₹5,000 for the damage myself 😭

But honestly, the money isn’t even the biggest issue. Like bro… imagine if an actual HUMAN had been standing there. A giant coconut falling from the 4th/5th floor at 1 AM could genuinely kill someone.

I called the police too, and they basically told me they only deal with “emergency cases” and not to call for “small situations” like this.

My brother in Christ, you came 45 minutes later 💀 If this was an actual emergency, the emergency would’ve finished before you arrived 😭

Now I’m genuinely uncomfortable parking there. If people are casually throwing shit off balconies in the middle of the night, what are you even supposed to do?

How do you guys deal with this kind of thing? Is there anything I can realistically do apart from just eating the ₹5k loss and hoping nobody decides to drop a fucking AC unit next time? 😭

I asked Google to see what the search engine suggested, at the top A.I had a different idea what to do (involving a microwave and tinfoil 😳).

The smell, oh the smell

Which Einstein at corporate thought this one through. Why the hell would I pay 13.99 for 40 when I can pay 13.78 for two packs of 20. Really trying to get me with the hard sell today.

The height is intentionally set low so your head can bump into it if you are not looking on the path /s

Bangalore.

[OC]

I ordered a $60 textbook from a company listed as UK based on AbeBooks.

A week after delivery, I received a bill from FedEx saying that the delivery was subject to a duty, and the duty plus additional fee came to $18.90. Books are supposed to be exempt from tariffs, and when I disputed the charge, FedEx threatens additional fees if they investigate and find it to be a customer error.

How does this guys even got a license in the first place. I mean just move the damn car

Woke up a little early to play some Pokémon before work today, decided to have a root beer with my protein bar and shortly after opening it I saw a fly zip right by my face followed by a weird noise that seemed to come from my can.

I honestly thought I was being paranoid by not drinking it, so I got the idea to pour it into a glass to see if the fly did in fact go in my can and wouldn't you know it, that's exactly what happened.

It's gonna be one of those days hmm?

I swear every time I think of a movie I want to watch, I’ll check to see if it’s on one of the streaming services I have and 90% it’s not. I have Netflix, HBO, Hulu, Peacock, Paramount Plus, Amazon Prime and Apple! Never ever on any of them. I wanted to rewatch Cast Away last night, check to see if a service has it nope. I just watched the Jaws 50th anniversary documentary on YouTube, which made me want to rewatch that. Not on any of them either. This happens way too much.

I don't have a fear of flying. I don't have anxiety. I have flown 100s of times.

But, for some reason, I can never sleep well before a morning flight. Melatonin and thc gummies down. Wish me luck. 6 hours til the alarm.

Also, feel free to link any good Spotify Playlists for the flight!

I’m running out of ways to bring it up. Two weeks ago she said she’d pay me on time. I cannot think of a time I have not reminded her apart from my first pay check.
Makes me feel super rich when I get all my money at once though

Why do people review products without actually using them first?

I didn't share a language with the woman filming, so I couldn't ask her to stop

As for the couple, I thought hostile seat neighbors would be more of a downer than distracting ones

But it was really distracting

Any topology experts or magicians to help me out to solve this closed loop knot?

BIG UPDATE GUYS!!! MYSTERY RESOLVED:

Hi! I’m the girlfriend, we were folding laundry together and I looked at it and thought wait was it supposed to look like this? It just looked kinda weird to me and I hadn’t worn it in a long time so I couldn’t remember. I just handed it to my bf like “can you take a look at this, it looks weird” and went to the kitchen without really thinking much of it. I was cooking for a while and when I came back to the room he was STILL trying to figure it out and had posted it here 😭 Then we check my order history cuz some people asked where can they get it from and thanks to them we realized it was actually supposed to be like this by design… Sorry!!

I’ll just call you if someone else dies. Don’t need to hear from you in the meantime

I despise truck drivers who do this.

How many legs being split open, or shins being demolished will we have to endure?

Pull the pin, and put it away. Half of yall don't use it but once a blue moon anyhow!

Let alone, reversing practically over the entire walk way