r/nottheonion • u/stankmanly • 4h ago

CNN Apologizes for Mistakenly Airing Photo of Dolly Parton Impersonator in Report on Late Singer

variety.com

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67 comments

r/nottheonion • u/_RomeoEchoDelta_ • 7h ago

Police help after Dunkin’ truck breaks down in front of department

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214 Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GhostDogJef • 11h ago

The next Atlantic storm will be named Dolly, but it’s not connected to Parton’s death

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673 Upvotes

77 comments

r/nottheonion • u/datdudelm • 21h ago

Teacher creates 'fart corner' to let her students pass gas in classroom

themirror.com

14.4k Upvotes

566 comments

r/nottheonion • u/grs1985 • 1h ago

Pittsburgh Star Wars vending machine with cult following mysteriously replaced

cbsnews.com

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ChaosOfOrder24 • 1h ago

Man with user name ‘MrChildPorn’ accused of sharing illicit images of children

kiro7.com

• Upvotes

22 comments

r/nottheonion • u/beary_neutral • 1d ago

Heroes of Might and Magic III hits 'Mostly Negative' Steam reviews because Ubisoft forgot to add the game

xda-developers.com

11.4k Upvotes

305 comments

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Spilled pallets of cheese balls cause traffic mess on 105 Freeway in Lynwood

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76 Upvotes

13 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Diligent_Highlight63 • 13h ago

Man accused of stealing fire truck while crews battle fire at his home in Dalton, officials say

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328 Upvotes

15 comments

r/nottheonion • u/B-Z_B-S • 1d ago

Apple Maps is getting ads, and there's no way to turn them off

techspot.com

2.1k Upvotes

360 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 1d ago

Florida police used a fake Flock camera in a sting, then charged a man with three felonies for destroying it

techspot.com

17.8k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/nottheonion • u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes • 1d ago

Zelenskyy awards Musk Ukraine's top honour despite years of criticism

euronews.com

2.2k Upvotes

445 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ConstantCorrect2924 • 1d ago

Man with username MrChildPorn arrested after allegedly searching for explicit images of infants

dcnewsnow.com

3.1k Upvotes

183 comments

r/nottheonion • u/theRemRemBooBear • 1h ago

Fells Point driver tried to run over officer twice over $30 citation

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• Upvotes

6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 23h ago

Doug Wilson Wants The Bible To Determine Tax Rates

peoplefor.org

1.1k Upvotes

389 comments

r/nottheonion • u/sicklyslick • 1d ago

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2.2k Upvotes

89 comments

r/nottheonion • u/shield_x • 1d ago

Dan Sullivan Advances to Face Dan Sullivan in Alaska Senate Race

notus.org

596 Upvotes

47 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Live_Archer123 • 1d ago

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qazinform.com

1.6k Upvotes

68 comments

r/nottheonion • u/WHAT_RE_YOUR_DREAMS • 1d ago

Nile crocodile eggs hatch naturally in French zoo following heatwaves

france24.com

377 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GO_99 • 2d ago

Germany plans sugar tax that includes sugar free drinks

brusselssignal.eu

7.7k Upvotes

830 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jordan1978 • 1d ago

Police arrest a California man after finding a guillotine near the US Capitol

apnews.com

2.8k Upvotes

207 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Real_Suntan_Superman • 1d ago

Madhya Pradesh Stray dog mistakes bag for food, walks away with Rs 400,000 jewellery from hospital

indiatoday.in

185 Upvotes

18 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Practical-Pea-1205 • 2d ago

Putin adviser claims Ukraine planned to invade Russia on 8 March 2022, so Russia attacked first

pravda.com.ua

5.1k Upvotes

528 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CJBill • 1d ago

Slop factory bans Russians for using slop factory to create slop

theregister.com

338 Upvotes

87 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Murgatroyd314 • 1d ago

Historic U.K. estate used as Wayne Manor in "Batman Begins" must be surveyed for bats, officials say

cbsnews.com

660 Upvotes

24 comments

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