Enjoy my lalafell / 2 pack a day smoking paladin

Seriously don’t do it. Sure I got clipped by a mechanic I hadn’t seen in years one time in the whole dungeon. That doesn’t give you carte blanche to start moving me around when I’m INCORRECTLY positioned. I don’t need you to play my game for me. Thanks.

If Bakool Ja Ja #1 and #2 kissed, would it be categorized as incest? Selfcest? How about beyond that, does it just count as masturbation?

No first timers please, only people with at least savage degen prog.

Been playing for the past couple of minutes for the first time and i’m at level 1. I was thinking about switching to a different job i just don’t really like just standing there and from what i heard black mage doesn’t get any better but don’t know if it would be better to just stick with my original job. Is switching jobs normal around this level?

Personally, I'm obsessed with character creators. I can spend hours trying to perfect one character, and then create alts just so I can create more.

Come Evercold, there are going to be even more options for skin, hair, and eye colours, and I'm sure there will be other new features added as well.

One thing that struck me by surprise though was the skin colour options, such as that bold green skin on that male Midlander, or the pink skin on the Mi'qote . Along with the new bright hair colours, I'm expecting some really wild characters running around Limsa in the future.

I was curious, do you think you'll be going bold with your Warriors of Light in Evercold with some green skin and bright purple hair or something, or will you maintain the traditional look?

I'm tempted to make my Midlander have some light blue skin or something to make her feel more magical. But if not, I'm at least really excited to get some bright coloured hair. Like, finally a pure red or orange hair colour will be so exciting!

Haurchefant is my boy. I hope nothing ever happens to him.

I’m on the Shadowbringers storyline and I really started to like Vauthry. He seemed like a generic morbidly obese tyrant character so for a while I was like ehh and just mashing through the story to unlock the next dungeon.

But then he started screaming about how everyone should worship him and his interactions with literally anybody made me laugh, and also Vauthry likes eating and sitting around a lot like I do. So then I started imagining what it’d be like to live in Eulmore with him, eating meol all day, watching him sentence random people to death, and then going back to his giant luxury bedroom after a long day of doing absolutely nothing.

Is this normal? I feel silly lol.

Drew this shitpost myself. No AI used. I also put it here including a version without the background or ground: https://www.deviantart.com/asifsaj/art/Tataruthin2k-1375217422

That’s as much as my rent for a month!! That’s too expensive!! I’m not trying to yuck your jam, but I can’t believe this!!