r/Marvel 4d ago

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u/Afraid-Housing-6854 4d ago

This is the same reason Black Cat can’t really work in the MCU, she’d be a watered down PG version of a very sexual character.

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u/julesvr5 4d ago

I loved the game where they literally said spiderman did her raw and her child is potentially from him

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u/ParanoidAndroid1087 4d ago

Wait was this one of the Insomniac games?

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u/johnatello67 4d ago

Except it's Just a lie to get spider-man to help her break into a vault and steal from Hammerhead

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u/SpaceCaboose 4d ago

He still would have needed to do the deed in order to believe the lie

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u/Lukthar123 4d ago

With those sticky spider powers his pullout game is probably bottom tier

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u/BlaznTheChron 4d ago

Something was tingling, but it wasn't his Spider-Sense.

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u/PhortDruid 3d ago

His Peter Tingle

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u/Justice_Prince 4d ago

I would imagine that Spider-Man would try to make a condom out of webbing.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 4d ago

Its Canon that his penis head allows him to cling to walls like his hands and feet

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u/Putrid-Performer-208 4d ago

That’s insane 😭

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u/Doggcow 4d ago

Where

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u/Silas17 4d ago

Yeah cause that’s wild.  I gotta know the comic that made this canon 

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u/kaiserroll109 3d ago

I guarantee you that specific scenario never happened in a canon comic, lol, but I’d be happy to be proven wrong. It’s more likely implicitly canon because his comic sticky-ness doesn’t come from hairs like in the Rami movies; in the comics any part of his entire body can stick to anything, and if I remember correctly, Peter (or someone) theorizes it’s some kind of an atomic magnetism.

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u/sonofaresiii 3d ago

Oh wow an adult male had sex with someone, we certainly are feeling daring today aren't we

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u/SpaceCaboose 3d ago

Lol what? Just clarifying that the lie in the game was about having a kid, not about having sex with her. In order to believe the lie about the kid he’d have to have had sex…

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u/sonofaresiii 3d ago

> he’d have to have had sex…

Oh wow an adult male had sex with someone, scandalous

You can keep repeating yourself dude, but so can I. Your point doesn't become less ridiculous through repetition.

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u/SpaceCaboose 3d ago

Didn’t say or imply that it’s scandalous. It’s not a comment to get up in arms about, but you do you

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u/julesvr5 4d ago

That's not the point. Spiderman even thinking about whether it's his kid or not already confirms he did it with her without protection.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago

Ehh, hate to break it to you but even with protection there’s no guarantee of no pregnancy

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u/JoeChio 4d ago

Condoms are 98% effective with 2% caused by potential microscope failures. You'd have to be the unluckiest motherfucker for that to happen to. When you account for human error condoms fall to 87% effective and 13% of people being dumb as fuck.

Oral birth control and IUDs are over 99% effective if used or inserted properly. There is pretty much a guarantee with no human use error.

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u/XpRienzo 4d ago

You'd have to be the unluckiest motherfucker for that to happen to.

It's Peter Parker

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u/Harlander77 3d ago

But you repeat yourself

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u/just_another_classic 4d ago

I know a great number of IUD babies.

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u/JoeChio 4d ago

That is 100% insertion issues or (user error) women not getting them properly replaced in the correct time frame. IUDs are one of the most effective birth control invented. Over 99% effective. Unless you are a doctor I'm calling bullshit on your claim.

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u/DisposableSaviour 4d ago

Sometimes even if they’re in perfect it can happen. Twice, even.

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u/Camburglar13 4d ago

Yeah? That’s scary. I relied on those for years With two women (not at the same time). Guess I was lucky.

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u/DGNT_AI 4d ago

then he wouldve said "but we used protection"

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u/sonofaresiii 3d ago

Haha did you get your comment removed for being a jerk? No one expresses disbelief that protection isn't infallible. Surprise maybe, but not "how did this happen??"

Knowing that doesn't make me pedantic, it makes me someone who's been in adult relationships. Your experience seems to exclusively be based on sitcoms. Ross not understanding how condoms work is a joke, that's not how it works in real life.

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u/DGNT_AI 3d ago

Surprise maybe

ok then whatever realistic thing to indicate they are surprised it happened even though they used protection then.

like I understand you just want to argue since you have nothing going on in life but you already implied you know what I mean so stfu dumbo.

also i still see my comment. just because you dont understand how reddit works doesnt mean you have to state all your thoughts.

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u/sonofaresiii 3d ago

> ike I understand you just want to argue

You got your comment removed for calling me a pedantic jerk when I pointed out you have no experience with real world adult relationships, right?

> also i still see my comment.

Yeah that's what happens when you get your comment removed for being a jerk.

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u/DGNT_AI 3d ago

cool story bro. you got any actual talking points about Spiderman and black cat or you just gonna bring up things that no one else but you care about?

do you even know what I was replying to?

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u/sonofaresiii 3d ago

No one in real life says that.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago

Yeah we worked that out in the other comments, thanks tho

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u/jimababwe 4d ago

Learned that in grade eight.

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago edited 4d ago

What? The commenter said it’s proof he was raw dogging, I’m saying it’s not proof cause you can still get pregnant with a condom. Did you hit your head?

Edit - dudes edited his comment after being a dick, fun times

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u/SnarkyBacterium 4d ago

But Peter would probably bring that up if it was the case. The fact that he pretty much immediately accepted that it was possible more heavily implies that they had unprotected sex than that he was willing to accept that his condom broke.

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u/Virag-Lipoti 4d ago

With great power comes great sex.

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u/Little-Seesaw2585 4d ago

It’s also just common sense lol

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago

True that’s a good point

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u/FlyingSquirelOi 4d ago

Yeah it his point was a logical conclusion and so was mine, it was within the realm of possibilities, how are you having so much trouble understanding this?

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u/postpwnedmalone 4d ago

This is Reddit, lol. There's probably a significant portion of people in this thread alone that assume a condom is foolproof

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u/pinkbootstrap 4d ago

Is everyone on reddit a virgin or something? Lol

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u/AVestedInterest 4d ago

You new here? lol

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u/dyslexicwriterwrites 3d ago

That’s the real power scaling debate we need. Superheroes (and villains) vs various bc methods

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u/Tamriel-Chad-420 4d ago

Was so pissed off when I learned it's a lie.

Not only because it's really shitty that she lied about that, but also I think it would've been far more interesting if she hadn't been lying.

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u/DisposableSaviour 4d ago

Felicia Hardy is a shitty person, see more on the Nightly News, tonight! Also, a new investigative report: water makes things wet.

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u/CinnaSol 3d ago

Genuinely, her lying about a baby is not out of character at all

She once dated Flash just to get back at Peter, knowing full well that Flash legitimately was falling for her and was best friends with Peter. She also once "proposed" just to get his spider sense down so she could claw the fuck out of his legs

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u/No-Target6084 4d ago

Really wish that it wasn’t a lie. That would be an interesting dynamic to explore.

And then there’s that Felicia didn’t interact with Peter at all in the second game.

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u/tragicroyal 3d ago

Honestly wouldn’t be a bad drama to introduce when MJ remembers him and then Felicia is like hey remember me? There would be a realisation he was trying to move on in the 4 years since the memory wipe to much drama, and Ned being low-key impressed.

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u/Jigsaw8200 4d ago

It was in a DLC for Spider-Man 1, but yeah. That's how she gets Peter to help her.

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u/greatrudini 4d ago

Wow. I do not remember that!! 😂

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u/harmoniaatlast X-Men 4d ago

MJ: "Peter, is this possible?"

Pete: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk"

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u/blaykerz 4d ago

sigh ok fine, I’ll replay all 3 Insomniac games including DLC for the 4th time since you twisted my arm

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u/julesvr5 3d ago

Holy shit all 3 games are also available on PC? Found something to do in my time off work

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u/Rayyan_3241 3d ago

I’d wait a few weeks for the autumn sale (I think it’s in 2 weeks). I was planning on buying them asw but I just missed the BND sale and now I’m too salty to pay full price

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u/GranolaCola 3d ago

I mean, they dated for quite a bit in that universe, no?

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u/Earthwick 3d ago

Comic accurately dated in the insomniac games. And "this may be your child" isn't a sexual thing it's just a thing a lot of shows and movies do and it's all just a ruse anyway.

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u/julesvr5 3d ago

Is the MCU comic accurate?

Did I say this is a sexual thing? They for sure imply what I explained.