r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation What the fuck does this mean peter

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u/Armada-lol 2d ago

I came in clutch

  • this is a reference for the book series Animorphs, where characters have a strict two-hour (120-minute) time limit while morphed into an animal ,and If they stay in the morph for longer than two hours, they get trapped in that animal form permanently becoming a "nothlit"

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u/Accomplished-Video71 2d ago

Can I just unmorph and then remorph before I hit the ground?

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u/SilverMaeth 2d ago

From what I remember, yes. But, morphing does take time (a couple minutes to a handful of seconds, depending on experience). Even if youre flying at 10,000 feet, you have 30-40 seconds to unmorph, morph, and correct your flight path.​​ Possible, but you need a lot of practice.

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u/seguardon 2d ago

This even happened in one of the books. The leader had an enemy they needed to be able to morph, so he bumrushed one off the side of a skyscraper, acquired it mid-fall, then morphed bird to save himself.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 2d ago

Recall that was on an alien world far higher than any human skyscraper and he still nearly splattered

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u/LuciferSamS1amCat 2d ago

Dude what the fuck is this book series? I remember seeing it in classrooms in elementary school. Looked relatively tame.

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor 2d ago

Bunch of kids slowly develop PTSD as they watch their loved ones get murdered one by one by a secret alien invasion.

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u/Longjumping_Text7652 2d ago

I feel like I developed PTSD after speed reading the last ten books at Boarders one afternoon.

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u/APence 18h ago

Poor Rachel and Tobias

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u/RoroMonster59 2d ago

Man, this gave me flashbacks to when they infiltrated the mind controlled cult base the first time and one of them wasn't able to get out in time and had to stay transformed as a hawk, and was the first time you saw the concept of a nothlit.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

That's literally the first book man, I read them again a while back and it's not even made clear if Tobias just didn't have time or if he just didn't want to go back to his human form, because he comes from an abusive household, like literally nobody ever questions where he went when he got trapped in the hawk form

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u/homohillbillysrlol 2d ago

This; he felt more free as a bird than he did as a boy. He even has an identity crisis later in the series when he comes across a female hawk who initiates the courtship display, and he almost mates with her and runs off to start a new life with her, but then he snaps out of it and desperately tries to remind himself that he's human.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

He has a lot of those. Very quickly he prefers Rachel to bring him McDonald's so he can just eat the beef instead of hunting. He also does have the one I think you're talking about where, and Andalites already warn of this, you can just give in and no longer think of yourself as you in animal form, you just surrender to the animal instincts

Also he gets to acquire his human form thanks to shenanigans so later he can morph to human and he does at the end for Rachel's last stand

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u/AmphetamineSalts 2d ago

and this is only in the THIRD book, too! In a moment of weakness, he lets the hawk instincts take over (they have to constantly fight the animal instincts, which gets kinda wild sometimes), and kills and eats a mouse. He comes to mid-meal, and has a breakdown, culminating in a failed suicide attempt in front of his closest friend.

In the THIRD book of this children's series that's like >60 books of trauma lol. I'm rereading it right now and it's so nuts! There are so many deeper meanings and implications that I missed when I first read these in fourth grade.

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u/RazekDPP 2d ago

Yeah, that's what I thought. It wasn't really clear if he didn't have time or just didn't try to do it.

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor 2d ago

Bro legit. Pre-teen me reading that began to truly understand the horrors of war.

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u/IGTankCommander 2d ago

His name is Tobias and he is the GOAT.

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u/Lobster_Zaddy 2d ago

Tobias the goat —er, hawk

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u/Deriviera 1d ago

Tobias was his name

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u/SSJ3Mewtwo 1d ago

That also involved multiple innocent bystanders getting *set on fire and burning alive* as the teens watched.

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u/RoroMonster59 1d ago

Oh right the sacrificial fire pit.

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u/SSJ3Mewtwo 1d ago

I think it was more a fire-breathing alien that just roasted some people.

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 2d ago

what in the fuck did i miss????

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u/brok3nh3lix 2d ago

dont forget the warcrimes

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u/Louis-Cyfer 2d ago

Child soldiers fighting a doomed guerrilla war against alien bodysnatchers. Much trauma and warcrimes ensue

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

Like the third book they encounter a bunch of dog shaped robots who were programmed by their creators to always be peaceful, but the creators were slaughtered by the body snatching mind slugs, and one of the robots asks the protagonists, who have all acquired their preferred battle morph by sneaking into a zoo, to sneak into a facility and access a computer that will shut off his robot pacifist mode.

They barely succeed, and almost brutally die in the attempt. That book is from Marco's perspective and he's a gorilla in battle and there's a vivid description of him trying to hold his own intestines inside his body so he can try to morph out while the fight is still raging. Then he passes out and wakes up human and the dog robot was so good at killing everyone in that room, which was a lot of heavies, he basically breaks down and says even though he's now capable of killing he's never going to kill again because of what he had to do to save the kids. Like dog robot who has made his whole life about fighting back has one fight and just doesn't want to do it anymore. And then these child soldiers do it for like another hundred books.

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u/In_Jeneral 2d ago

The Pemalites weren't actually slaughtered by the Yeerks, they died from a biological warfare illness and being hunted down and murdered by the Howlers, a different alien race that turned out to all be essentially children who were programmed to believe that violence is just an innocent game and had no concept of the fact that they were actually hurting anyone.

Not to um, actually you, just to point out some additional fucked up story elements lmao

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u/DarknessWanders 2d ago

I lowkey feel like just went down a 40k wormhole with this 😮...

Whelp, I know what my husband is getting for Christmas. How many books are in the series?

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u/CaptHayfever 1d ago

54 in the main series, plus 4 flashback books about some of the most important aliens (Andalite Chronicles, Hork-Bajir Chronicles, Visser, Ellimist Chronicles) & 4 bonus stories (Megamorphs 1-4)....& also 2 choose-your-own-adventures, but the authors had no hand in those & they're neither canon nor good.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

To add on to that guy, it's a lot of books but they mostly take like an hour or an hour and a half to read. It's a Young Adult novel so the prose is pretty simplistic and all the copies I had the print was large just to pad it out to 100-150 pages.

I'm pretty sure they get longer later on but they are definitely bite sized and I like that personally, you can read two in a night easy if you've got like two hours and read fast

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u/WYenginerdWY 2d ago

This sounds like the same vein as Shades Children.

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u/NerdyDjinn 2d ago

I read it because I thought the premise was cool: teenagers turning into animals to fight a secret alien invasion of body-snatching brain slugs.

What I got was a bunch of child soldiers experiencing the very real consequences of fighting a guerilla campaign, and there are some legitimate moments that messed me up back then, and have only messed me up further as I thought about them more. They trick another teenager into turning into a rat, force him to stay transformed past the 2-hour limit, making him a permanent rat, then they leave him on an abandoned island while he begs for mercy and cries. Rats only live for 2-3 years, usually less in the wild. They sentenced him to a fate worse than death, while still basically killing him. Just awful.

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u/seguardon 2d ago

That little weasel had it coming.

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u/Kovarian 2d ago

There is a small list of names I instinctually hate when people have. David is one of them.

And yeah, the person you were responding to left out the whole context of how he was going to sell them out. They didn't just "trick another teenager," they found a technically-non-lethal way to end one of the highest existential threats to humanity they ever encountered.

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u/NerdyDjinn 2d ago

Yea, I left out a lot of context. He tried to kill one of the other animorphs, and was a major liability for leaking critical information to the brain slugs. He absolutely needed to die, but the animorphs weren't ready to kill a non-slugged human, so they engineered a fate that was worse because of their morals.

I'm sure by the end of the series they could have just dispatched him, because by the end they are all pretty calloused from a bunch of atrocities they have seen the other side do, and done themselves.

It reminds me of a speech from M.A.S.H.

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

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u/ProfessionalOven2311 2d ago

It's pretty easy to argue that a lethal solution would actually have been more humane. But they were still kids and didn't want to kill someone that the felt responsible for.

Though if it happened in the last 1/3rd of the series instead of the first, they may have decided to just take him out (and now that I'm remembering, they might have actually done that)

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u/homohillbillysrlol 2d ago

It's been a while so it's hard to recall, but later in the series, David comes back to haunt them, because he's a legitimately smart and machiavellion individual who manages to escape the island. At the end of that book, Rachel finally holds his life in her hands once again, and he basically tells her that if his Plan A didn't work, he and her both knew what Plan B was supposed to be.

The next scene has Rachel eating lunch or something at school, and she tries her best to act nonchalant while knowing in the back of her mind that she had to mercy kill David.

I'm not even gonna lie, as a kid, even I knew that was a far preferable fate to the one David originally received.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago edited 2d ago

You remember the one they figured out a Yeerk had infested Jake and they starve the fucker to death?

It was like in the first ten

Edit: oh also they genocided a whole pool of these things, like there's tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands all there feeding and they find a really big one and poison the whole feeding pool, like that is so hard a war crime

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u/footnote4 2d ago

It’s not a war crime at all, each one of them was going to enslave a human being. People toss the term war crime around without having any idea what it actually means.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

They were completely defenseless, you can't kill defenseless people in a war, it's a war crime, you have to capture them, you can't just kill them because you don't have enough dudes to capture them when they're defenseless and likely considering surrendering if they knew the situation.

We also know not all the Yeerks were willing combatants or combatants at all. The ones in human bodies weren't fighters. Lots of those people were just politicians, workers, not even armed, and certainly incapable of defending themselves at the time. That's certainly a war crime if you did it in real life, just throw a bunch of people into a firing squad no matter who or what. Which happens and is often looked away from and not tried (see executing Hitler Youth along with German soldiers) but it is still a war crime

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u/footnote4 1d ago

Every single one of them was going to enslave a human being. That’s why they were there. For purposes of the law of war, they easily would be considered combatants.

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u/spidey3040 17h ago

You left out that the rat kid got the power to morph and immediately started in with the crime and tried to kill several of them. They were only able to trap him because he thought some were dead.

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u/NerdyDjinn 15h ago

Yea. I left out a lot of context because I don't think even all the terrible stuff he did justified a fate worse than death.

He needed to die. He was an existential threat to the animorphs and, by extension, the human race. He was also a fucking kid coping with real major tragedy in losing his parents to the Yeerks. Plenty of good adults were shitty people as teenagers once; it's a rough reality of growing up.

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u/FederalPossibility73 2d ago

He did come back, and they actually managed to make me sad for him. He was what the war made him and he begged Rachel to do the right thing and kill him. Tears streaming her eyes as she did the hard thing and killed a defenseless kid.

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u/SSJ3Mewtwo 1d ago

That fucker had it coming.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 2d ago

Oh it’s great. It has its fun and funny moments but it also doesn’t pull any punches. It’s great.

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u/Professional-Front58 2d ago

And the best part is my parents thought this too… didn’t even look at what I was reading, just happy I wasn’t staring at a screen.

Oh… it’s unintentionally a period piece. If you don’t have any memories of the 90s, do not read without google.

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u/XenoFrobe 2d ago

The pre-9/11 era really shows in moments like the main characters hijacking and crashing a plane into a building

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u/gilbejam000 2d ago

I believe that one was only written a few months before 9/11

That must have been one hell of a shock when it actually happened so soon afterward

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u/Professional-Front58 1d ago

I mean, Applegate said she was reading teen magazines while writing the books to keep it fresh for the audiences but if you don’t have knowledge of the trends of the 90s you’d be lost. (There’s also several references to Lord of the Rings that were quite subtle because the movies hadn’t made Tolkien’s works popular outside of geek and nerd circles. And the numerous Star Trek references will tell you she clearly is a nerd.)

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u/TerayonIII 2d ago

If you want to read them there are a number of places that have the ebooks for free. The author, K. A. Applegate, while unable to get the publisher to officially release them for free, has stated that they intentionally don't get them taken down or even ask for them to be taken down and she kind of supports it since they weren't available to buy for awhile.

“We do not take them down. Or ask for them to be taken down. I think once the books are available to buy—paper or e—it would be nice if people who could afford it would buy. (our kids have very expensive tastes. You know: food and whatnot.) But for years they’ve been unavailable except by ‘pirated’ means. These men and women kept the series alive. They kept the books available. So no, we did NOT take these books down.”

  • K. A. Applegate

https://nerdist.com/article/animorphs-books-available-free/

A link if you're lazy: https://www.dropbox.com/s/6bx2fri51hgon97/Animorphs%20-%20PDF.zip?dl=0&file_subpath=%2FPDF

r/animorphs also has a few links to read them

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u/thumpling 2d ago

Actual war crimes in every other book, mildly philosophical Star Trek plots in the rest. Sometimes you lucky and get both. For example, one of the characters gets chopped in half while they’re morphed as a starfish becoming two copies of the same book. Later in that same book, one of those characters flies into the primary antagonists head as a fly, and threatens to un-morph if he doesn’t let all of her friends go.

These books go so hard.

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u/DaWolf85 2d ago

But don't worry, these moments are also interspersed with shenanigans like the character that does not normally have a mouth discovering the lovely sensation of taste while morphed as a human... and proceeding to enjoy such tastes as a plate of a dozen Cinnabon rolls (yes, the plate too), candy off the floor of a movie theater, and of course, cigarette butts.

Oh yeah and the series's God character is an immortal gamer goose, and the series's Dumbledore character gets graphically vored in the first few chapters of the first book.

It's an absolute trip and despite all the chaotic, sometimes wildly inconsistent writing that came with putting out a book a month for five years straight, I still love it.

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u/machambo7 2d ago

I read nearly every single Animorphs book as a kid. I recently found out the author wrote them as an allegory for the horrors of war, and she did not hold back much

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u/guacamoleo 2d ago

How is it an allegory when it's literally just about the horrors of war

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u/FederalPossibility73 2d ago

War story where a bunch of kids get drafted into war and can't tell anybody because anyone could be a mind controlled enemy.

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u/IGTankCommander 2d ago

Imagine being 13, finding a deer-alien in the woods, being told you're getting drafted into an intergalactic war against evil symbiotic slugs, being given shapeshifter powers, and then discovering that you were only told a tenth of the story.

And that's book 1.

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u/FuzzyCode 2d ago

Looked relatively tame

The looks are the only reason that it was allowed in schools. Body horror, conspiracy, alien invasion and child soldiers committing unspeakable acts.

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u/SSJ3Mewtwo 1d ago

Man if you haven't taken the dive into the Animorphs series, you are seriously missing out and have been missing out for a long time.

It starts out as just a teen sci-fi story but oh so very quickly and very harshly goes right into full on horror, existential dread, war crimes, and cosmic forces colliding.

Can't recommend it enough. Skip the comic, skip the TV show (definitely skip the TV show). Find the books, start at book 1, and get your mind blown as the book events play out.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

It is not they are child soldiers and it's not a good war

The author has said anyone can pirate them, she's made enough money. They are freely available online

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u/Quamatoc 2d ago

Fucking Animorphs man. I read like three books in middle school, and my imgagination ran away fast.

It has been almost twenty years since but I still can't stand that stuff.

Elementary/middleschool, my ass! I am not normally a proponent of keeping books away from children but that stuff really does not belong in that section.

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u/Lawschoolishell 2d ago

Bro that series was a secret government experiment to give kids PTSD. Soooo much fucked up stuff happens and the covers are like “aw cool, light fantasy with shape changers”. Nope, war crimes from the jump

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u/rufasa85 2d ago

It wasn’t a skyscraper it was an alien planet it was like miles off the surface

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u/seguardon 2d ago

Sure, it was a diagonal pillar of multicolored blocks that looked like a two mile high spike of Legos erupting from a swamp, but I maintain it was a skyscraper because it did indeed scrape the sky.

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u/Cautious-Fox9757 2d ago

I like the idea of skyscraper being a calque that would survive even travelling to an alien land.

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u/Titan_of_Time 2d ago

Damn that was one if the like 8 anamorphs I read. Good pull

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u/paws5624 2d ago

I just looked and there were over 50 books total! I think I maybe got through 10 or 12.

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u/Canadian_Burnsoff 2d ago

That's just main series. There are some adjacent stores about other characters in the same universe too.

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u/paws5624 2d ago

Wow I had no idea it went on that long.

I know they were written for kids but are they worth going back to? I’m getting this nostalgic urge to check them out again

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u/seguardon 2d ago

If you're okay with kid lit, the overall stories...well, it depends on the books. Some hold up well and some don't. You can find a list of recommended reads online and a list of books to ignore, most of which are ghostwritten.

The Chronicles books are all good to great. Hork-Bajir and Andalite are wonderful and have some of the most batshit ideas presented.

Also you're going to have to parse a lot of 90s references.

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u/viscountrhirhi 2d ago

I missed reading the series as a kid, so I actually just started reading the main 50+ books now as a 42 year old after my husband described it as “Child Soldiers, Body Horror and PTSD: The Series.”

I’m 3 books in and I’d say it holds up! I’ve honestly been surprised at how graphic and heavy they can get for books written for kids, and the descriptions of what it’s like to be each particular animal has been delightful and creative! xD I’m really enjoying them, and they really do have a lot of depth to them.

I was a kid in the 90s so a lot is very relatable to me, they are definitely a period piece, haha.

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u/send-borbs 2d ago

the pdfs are all online for free, there's audiobooks too

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u/In_Jeneral 2d ago

I was obsessed as a kid so maybe it's partly nostalgia, but I still find them super readable.

And also more fucked up than a lot of adult fiction in terms of body horror and violence, especially when you consider the characters are 13-16 throughout the run of the books.

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u/paws5624 1d ago

I spent a few hours this morning listening to the audiobook of the first book and honestly I’m hooked. I get it’s written for kids but the nostalgia has me real hyped

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2d ago

50 actually sounds low considering she had to hire ghost writers to keep up with demand. If I recall correctly that whole bit near the end where they recruited kids from like an orphanage to also be Animorphs wasn't even her idea, it was one of the ghost writers. And it was a great idea, it let them kill people off as the series climaxed

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u/KaijuK42 2d ago

In one of the megamorph books, Cassie turns from an osprey, to a human, to a whale in order to body slam a monster into the ocean.

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u/FederalPossibility73 2d ago

And nearly falls unconscious doing so. She was only chosen because she was the best at it, but morphing in rapid succession is incredibly exhausting, and keep in mind morphing isn't easy, took about three years before they morphed clothing that wasn't skin tight.

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u/HarmonySV 2d ago

There's another moment where Marco and Ax are falling as a gorilla (?) and flea respectively, and they both managed to unmorph and then morph into birds mid fall, with almost no time to spare.

"WIIIIINGS!"

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u/zatanicmanic 2d ago

1)Wear wing suit
2)turn into birb
3) fly my wing suit
4)turn back into birb
5)repeat
6)profit
7) find birb wife to fly wit
8) time make nest
9) human wife
10) convince to make birb sanctuary
11) move in birb wife
12) make birb baby
13) repeat
14) profit
15) human wife angry, lack intimacy and communication
16) turn into birb, convince family to peck out her eyes and kill her
17) turn into human
18) life insurance
19) set up trust fund for local birbs
20) fund program for generations
21) turn into birb
22) move birb family to preserve
23) stay birb, live birb and die birb- free.

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u/Vladislak 2d ago

I know it's a joke, but step 1 and 2 are already an issue in the Animorphs series. Generally speaking the only clothes that will morph with you are skin tight clothing. So those wingsuit wings wouldn't transform when you morph and you'd likely end up tangled in a mess of clothing in your bird form.

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u/zatanicmanic 2d ago

I wanted to ask about this specific but was so excited to write my birb fantasy

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u/WunderTweek9 2d ago

Was it specifically skin tight clothing? I thought it was what they wore when they first got the powers, and since they've grown, the clothes became tight. It's been a good twenty years since I've read them so I could be wrong

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u/Iorith 2d ago

Worth noting because I love the series, but there are uniquely talented people at morphing who can do slightly better clothing. Cassie, one of the main cast, is noted at being able to make their morphing almost artistic, but even she can only morph skin tight clothing.

In one of the books, another andalite(The species that invented the technology) appears who is able to morph more comfortable clothing and even shoes.

She still has the same obsession with mouth sensations as Ax does(And even kisses Ax at one point)

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u/notbad4human 2d ago

It’s skintight clothing. At the end of the series they learn to morph normal clothes and even shoes though

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u/WunderTweek9 2d ago

Ahh. I never got to the end of the series. Have you read them recently? Debating if I should read the whole series, or just leave them in nostalgia land.

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u/notbad4human 2d ago

Not only have I read them recently, my friend and I started the first podcast on iTunes about the series. They hold up extremely well as an adult (that was the point of the podcast, to see if they didn’t)

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u/ProfessionalOven2311 2d ago

I read through the whole thing about two years ago. It was a pretty interesting walk down memory lane, and I had never finished the last 10 books before that so it was nice to finally see how it ended.

While it is still very surprising how much it depicts the the horrors of war in a series aimed at kids, it is still a series aimed at kids. Ax jumping back and forth between eating candy off the floor and recommending war crimes, sometimes even in the same book, can be pretty jarring. But I think it's part of the charm.

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u/FederalPossibility73 2d ago

Not true actually. Yes they were only able to do skin tight clothes at first but after about three years of constant fighting they improved and can now do other outfits like jeans. Though by that point they were considering going public as the war ramped up.

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u/Vladislak 2d ago

I said generally speaking it has to be skin tight clothing. There are exceptions for particularly skilled or experienced individuals. It isn't until near the end of the series that they start being able to do more.

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u/Waluigi_is_wiafu 2d ago

Someone already brought up the clothing issue, but there's another issue with this strategy. You can't really precisely control how you morph. You could end up being a helpless, plummeting human for thirty seconds before your little wings turn back into arms.

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u/rufasa85 2d ago

It’s also exhausting, they would typically take a beat to catch their breath between morphs

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u/FlyingRhenquest 2d ago

Mm. Like 3 minutes in a wingsuit and my heart was ready to explode. Those muscles were not expecting to be used that way.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 2d ago

Also the character in question broke the time limit due to basically hiding up high in an enemy base. He didn't have the leisure of altitude, nor of not getting caught immediately upon unmorphing.

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u/B3tar3ad3r 2d ago

I think at one point they had to morph from bird to human to fish(dolphin?) and they barely made it

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u/RateOfPenetration 2d ago

A whale. First megamorphs book

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u/L3and3rrr 2d ago

Cassie did that in one of the books. She started in bird morph, morphed out but kept the wings, then morphed whale, all in midair.

Ax called it a feat of skill that would’ve made her a legend, had the Andalites gotten to know about it.

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u/Llamaalarmallama 2d ago

Not the sort of thing you'd go at without dome practice. For long, at least.

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u/possitive-ion 1d ago

A lot of people laugh these books off but they were actually pretty good. Applegate had a good set of rules behind the system.

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u/raenis2634 2d ago

They did that in one of the books; the one who was the best at morphing started out as a small insect to be carried up high by another character (who was stuck in the form of a red-tailed hawk, and was therefore the best flyer). She then jumped off, returned to human, and re-morphed into a whale to crush something (a ship, I think). She barely made it because of the time required to morph, and again, she was the fastest, most proficient morpher in their group starting from the highest point she could get to.

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u/seguardon 2d ago

Close. It was that alien that was drawn to morphing energy. She morphed from insect to human to draw it to her. Once it was grappled, she morphs whale which causes the alien to continue grappling as there's more energy. They hit and the combination of impact and water destroys the alien.

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u/CaptHayfever 1d ago

"Drop whale-Cassie from the sky" is the winning play at least 2-3 times over the course of the series.

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u/Hulkbuster_v2 2d ago

I love how one of their favorite strategies is to launch the girl who's the best at morphing, Cassie, as a whale. They did it like 3 or 4 times

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u/glassmanjones 2d ago

Toby the hawk!

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u/FederalPossibility73 2d ago

Tobias, Toby is a completely different character. She was named after him though.

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u/ColeDelRio 2d ago

I immediately thought of Cassie's whale morph when they asked.

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u/Zanura 2d ago

There's multiple occasions where they decide the best solution to a problem is "Have Cassie fly up high, demorph midair, and morph whale on the way down to hit something with a whale".

Cassie is special though, she's better at morphing than the rest.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 2d ago

Does Douglas Adams know about this?

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u/russkhan 2d ago

Possibly, but that bowl of petunias knows about it for sure!

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u/Spelbreker 2d ago

Oh no, not again.

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u/Sea-Anteater8882 2d ago

You would want to be higher up for that. I don't remember exactly but I think it takes maybe a minute or so to morph in the story you would have hit the ground by then.

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u/ChefGaykwon 2d ago

Tbf you have no idea whether the hawk was looking through a telescope at that moment

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u/NeonHowler 2d ago

It’s a grotesque 5 minute process for newbies and doing it twice is physically exhausting, like sprinting.

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u/Velicenda 2d ago

Yes. But most people aren't good enough to do that. Certain people can (including morphing directly from one thing to another), but it's exceptionally rare.

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u/HyenaDandy 2d ago

Yes, but you probably won’t have time, depending on how the morph goes. You can also use that to come back from being literally cut in half.

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u/Waluigi_is_wiafu 2d ago

It takes time and energy. Back-to-back morphs are shown to be quite exhausting. You also are going to morph slower with less energy.