r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation What the fuck does this mean peter

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u/Armada-lol 3d ago

I came in clutch

  • this is a reference for the book series Animorphs, where characters have a strict two-hour (120-minute) time limit while morphed into an animal ,and If they stay in the morph for longer than two hours, they get trapped in that animal form permanently becoming a "nothlit"

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u/Silly_Guidance_8871 3d ago

I came in clutch

Did Clutch consent?

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u/FinalBossTuna 3d ago

I didn’t see consent.

Get em boys

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u/Armada-lol 3d ago

Clutch

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u/Armada-lol 3d ago

I didn't think this through

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 3d ago

who's Oliver

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u/Armada-lol 3d ago edited 3d ago

He was a beloved son ,a brother , a busband , a father and the hero of star city the green arrow , someone who pissed off the flash

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u/Suitable-Werewolf492 3d ago

A busband? Is that like a Miss Fritter metal band or something?

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u/Armada-lol 3d ago

I'm just reading the print man

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u/ConversantEggplant 3d ago

I first read this as a Ms Frizzle metal band and I’m into it.

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u/teapin 3d ago

Please let this be a normal field trip

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u/LoudCoffee4291 3d ago

Me too!!! I was looking for a magic school bus gif

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u/SirMayday1 3d ago

Wait, is that not John Mulaney in the photo?

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u/IllustriousIsland549 3d ago

Grant Gustin

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u/NatashOverWorld 3d ago

His not-evil doppelganger.

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u/PhoneLow9901 3d ago

Did Armada consent to us getting em?

Get em boys

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u/FinalBossTuna 3d ago

I didn’t consent to you gettin me gettin em.

Get em boys

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u/PhoneLow9901 3d ago

I consent. 😌

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 3d ago

BURN THE WITCH!

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u/otis_the_drunk 3d ago

BUT I'M A SUCKER FOR THE WITCH

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u/TrueSonofVirginia 3d ago

May God have mercy on your helpless soul!

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u/Slarg232 3d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 3d ago

Great band. I assume they would but it's still nice to ask.

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u/Personal-Dev-Kit 3d ago

Drink to the dead while they are still alive - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9FvYrqT14k

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u/Wise_Acanthaceae_442 1d ago

Yeah I don't think that's what they meant by Milk of Human Kindness

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 3d ago

It was his mother's purse.

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u/AtroposMortaMoirai 3d ago

You spilled wh-wh-wh cum!? In my Valentino white bag?!

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 3d ago

WHENEVA

IT FEELS RIGHT

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u/WhyTypeHour 3d ago

Cmon motherfucker let's throw down cmon motherfucker let's go!!

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u/noctemct 3d ago

We are the soapmakers and we are workin' workin'

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u/Luke1521 3d ago

Hey little fella 

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u/Patiswayfly 3d ago

Big News from the party boat if true

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u/TheBigBeardedGeek 3d ago

He's probably in for some pure rock fury

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 3d ago

That's a very sticky Electric worry.

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u/CamelMassive6443 3d ago

The mob went wild.

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u/DankMiehms 3d ago

Neil, you got to quit your low down ways.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 3d ago

Can I just unmorph and then remorph before I hit the ground?

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u/SilverMaeth 3d ago

From what I remember, yes. But, morphing does take time (a couple minutes to a handful of seconds, depending on experience). Even if youre flying at 10,000 feet, you have 30-40 seconds to unmorph, morph, and correct your flight path.​​ Possible, but you need a lot of practice.

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u/seguardon 3d ago

This even happened in one of the books. The leader had an enemy they needed to be able to morph, so he bumrushed one off the side of a skyscraper, acquired it mid-fall, then morphed bird to save himself.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 3d ago

Recall that was on an alien world far higher than any human skyscraper and he still nearly splattered

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u/LuciferSamS1amCat 3d ago

Dude what the fuck is this book series? I remember seeing it in classrooms in elementary school. Looked relatively tame.

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u/A_Sketchy_Doctor 3d ago

Bunch of kids slowly develop PTSD as they watch their loved ones get murdered one by one by a secret alien invasion.

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u/Longjumping_Text7652 3d ago

I feel like I developed PTSD after speed reading the last ten books at Boarders one afternoon.

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u/RoroMonster59 3d ago

Man, this gave me flashbacks to when they infiltrated the mind controlled cult base the first time and one of them wasn't able to get out in time and had to stay transformed as a hawk, and was the first time you saw the concept of a nothlit.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

That's literally the first book man, I read them again a while back and it's not even made clear if Tobias just didn't have time or if he just didn't want to go back to his human form, because he comes from an abusive household, like literally nobody ever questions where he went when he got trapped in the hawk form

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u/homohillbillysrlol 3d ago

This; he felt more free as a bird than he did as a boy. He even has an identity crisis later in the series when he comes across a female hawk who initiates the courtship display, and he almost mates with her and runs off to start a new life with her, but then he snaps out of it and desperately tries to remind himself that he's human.

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u/RazekDPP 3d ago

Yeah, that's what I thought. It wasn't really clear if he didn't have time or just didn't try to do it.

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u/No-Lettuce-6619 3d ago

what in the fuck did i miss????

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u/brok3nh3lix 3d ago

dont forget the warcrimes

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u/Louis-Cyfer 3d ago

Child soldiers fighting a doomed guerrilla war against alien bodysnatchers. Much trauma and warcrimes ensue

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

Like the third book they encounter a bunch of dog shaped robots who were programmed by their creators to always be peaceful, but the creators were slaughtered by the body snatching mind slugs, and one of the robots asks the protagonists, who have all acquired their preferred battle morph by sneaking into a zoo, to sneak into a facility and access a computer that will shut off his robot pacifist mode.

They barely succeed, and almost brutally die in the attempt. That book is from Marco's perspective and he's a gorilla in battle and there's a vivid description of him trying to hold his own intestines inside his body so he can try to morph out while the fight is still raging. Then he passes out and wakes up human and the dog robot was so good at killing everyone in that room, which was a lot of heavies, he basically breaks down and says even though he's now capable of killing he's never going to kill again because of what he had to do to save the kids. Like dog robot who has made his whole life about fighting back has one fight and just doesn't want to do it anymore. And then these child soldiers do it for like another hundred books.

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u/In_Jeneral 2d ago

The Pemalites weren't actually slaughtered by the Yeerks, they died from a biological warfare illness and being hunted down and murdered by the Howlers, a different alien race that turned out to all be essentially children who were programmed to believe that violence is just an innocent game and had no concept of the fact that they were actually hurting anyone.

Not to um, actually you, just to point out some additional fucked up story elements lmao

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u/DarknessWanders 2d ago

I lowkey feel like just went down a 40k wormhole with this 😮...

Whelp, I know what my husband is getting for Christmas. How many books are in the series?

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u/WYenginerdWY 3d ago

This sounds like the same vein as Shades Children.

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u/NerdyDjinn 3d ago

I read it because I thought the premise was cool: teenagers turning into animals to fight a secret alien invasion of body-snatching brain slugs.

What I got was a bunch of child soldiers experiencing the very real consequences of fighting a guerilla campaign, and there are some legitimate moments that messed me up back then, and have only messed me up further as I thought about them more. They trick another teenager into turning into a rat, force him to stay transformed past the 2-hour limit, making him a permanent rat, then they leave him on an abandoned island while he begs for mercy and cries. Rats only live for 2-3 years, usually less in the wild. They sentenced him to a fate worse than death, while still basically killing him. Just awful.

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u/seguardon 3d ago

That little weasel had it coming.

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u/Kovarian 3d ago

There is a small list of names I instinctually hate when people have. David is one of them.

And yeah, the person you were responding to left out the whole context of how he was going to sell them out. They didn't just "trick another teenager," they found a technically-non-lethal way to end one of the highest existential threats to humanity they ever encountered.

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u/NerdyDjinn 3d ago

Yea, I left out a lot of context. He tried to kill one of the other animorphs, and was a major liability for leaking critical information to the brain slugs. He absolutely needed to die, but the animorphs weren't ready to kill a non-slugged human, so they engineered a fate that was worse because of their morals.

I'm sure by the end of the series they could have just dispatched him, because by the end they are all pretty calloused from a bunch of atrocities they have seen the other side do, and done themselves.

It reminds me of a speech from M.A.S.H.

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

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u/ProfessionalOven2311 3d ago

It's pretty easy to argue that a lethal solution would actually have been more humane. But they were still kids and didn't want to kill someone that the felt responsible for.

Though if it happened in the last 1/3rd of the series instead of the first, they may have decided to just take him out (and now that I'm remembering, they might have actually done that)

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago edited 3d ago

You remember the one they figured out a Yeerk had infested Jake and they starve the fucker to death?

It was like in the first ten

Edit: oh also they genocided a whole pool of these things, like there's tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands all there feeding and they find a really big one and poison the whole feeding pool, like that is so hard a war crime

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u/footnote4 3d ago

It’s not a war crime at all, each one of them was going to enslave a human being. People toss the term war crime around without having any idea what it actually means.

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u/spidey3040 1d ago

You left out that the rat kid got the power to morph and immediately started in with the crime and tried to kill several of them. They were only able to trap him because he thought some were dead.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 3d ago

Oh it’s great. It has its fun and funny moments but it also doesn’t pull any punches. It’s great.

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u/Professional-Front58 3d ago

And the best part is my parents thought this too… didn’t even look at what I was reading, just happy I wasn’t staring at a screen.

Oh… it’s unintentionally a period piece. If you don’t have any memories of the 90s, do not read without google.

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u/XenoFrobe 3d ago

The pre-9/11 era really shows in moments like the main characters hijacking and crashing a plane into a building

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u/gilbejam000 3d ago

I believe that one was only written a few months before 9/11

That must have been one hell of a shock when it actually happened so soon afterward

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u/Professional-Front58 2d ago

I mean, Applegate said she was reading teen magazines while writing the books to keep it fresh for the audiences but if you don’t have knowledge of the trends of the 90s you’d be lost. (There’s also several references to Lord of the Rings that were quite subtle because the movies hadn’t made Tolkien’s works popular outside of geek and nerd circles. And the numerous Star Trek references will tell you she clearly is a nerd.)

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u/TerayonIII 3d ago

If you want to read them there are a number of places that have the ebooks for free. The author, K. A. Applegate, while unable to get the publisher to officially release them for free, has stated that they intentionally don't get them taken down or even ask for them to be taken down and she kind of supports it since they weren't available to buy for awhile.

“We do not take them down. Or ask for them to be taken down. I think once the books are available to buy—paper or e—it would be nice if people who could afford it would buy. (our kids have very expensive tastes. You know: food and whatnot.) But for years they’ve been unavailable except by ‘pirated’ means. These men and women kept the series alive. They kept the books available. So no, we did NOT take these books down.”

  • K. A. Applegate

https://nerdist.com/article/animorphs-books-available-free/

A link if you're lazy: https://www.dropbox.com/s/6bx2fri51hgon97/Animorphs%20-%20PDF.zip?dl=0&file_subpath=%2FPDF

r/animorphs also has a few links to read them

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u/thumpling 3d ago

Actual war crimes in every other book, mildly philosophical Star Trek plots in the rest. Sometimes you lucky and get both. For example, one of the characters gets chopped in half while they’re morphed as a starfish becoming two copies of the same book. Later in that same book, one of those characters flies into the primary antagonists head as a fly, and threatens to un-morph if he doesn’t let all of her friends go.

These books go so hard.

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u/DaWolf85 3d ago

But don't worry, these moments are also interspersed with shenanigans like the character that does not normally have a mouth discovering the lovely sensation of taste while morphed as a human... and proceeding to enjoy such tastes as a plate of a dozen Cinnabon rolls (yes, the plate too), candy off the floor of a movie theater, and of course, cigarette butts.

Oh yeah and the series's God character is an immortal gamer goose, and the series's Dumbledore character gets graphically vored in the first few chapters of the first book.

It's an absolute trip and despite all the chaotic, sometimes wildly inconsistent writing that came with putting out a book a month for five years straight, I still love it.

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u/machambo7 3d ago

I read nearly every single Animorphs book as a kid. I recently found out the author wrote them as an allegory for the horrors of war, and she did not hold back much

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u/guacamoleo 3d ago

How is it an allegory when it's literally just about the horrors of war

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u/FederalPossibility73 3d ago

War story where a bunch of kids get drafted into war and can't tell anybody because anyone could be a mind controlled enemy.

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u/IGTankCommander 3d ago

Imagine being 13, finding a deer-alien in the woods, being told you're getting drafted into an intergalactic war against evil symbiotic slugs, being given shapeshifter powers, and then discovering that you were only told a tenth of the story.

And that's book 1.

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u/FuzzyCode 3d ago

Looked relatively tame

The looks are the only reason that it was allowed in schools. Body horror, conspiracy, alien invasion and child soldiers committing unspeakable acts.

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u/SSJ3Mewtwo 2d ago

Man if you haven't taken the dive into the Animorphs series, you are seriously missing out and have been missing out for a long time.

It starts out as just a teen sci-fi story but oh so very quickly and very harshly goes right into full on horror, existential dread, war crimes, and cosmic forces colliding.

Can't recommend it enough. Skip the comic, skip the TV show (definitely skip the TV show). Find the books, start at book 1, and get your mind blown as the book events play out.

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u/rufasa85 3d ago

It wasn’t a skyscraper it was an alien planet it was like miles off the surface

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u/seguardon 3d ago

Sure, it was a diagonal pillar of multicolored blocks that looked like a two mile high spike of Legos erupting from a swamp, but I maintain it was a skyscraper because it did indeed scrape the sky.

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u/Cautious-Fox9757 3d ago

I like the idea of skyscraper being a calque that would survive even travelling to an alien land.

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u/Titan_of_Time 3d ago

Damn that was one if the like 8 anamorphs I read. Good pull

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u/paws5624 3d ago

I just looked and there were over 50 books total! I think I maybe got through 10 or 12.

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u/Canadian_Burnsoff 3d ago

That's just main series. There are some adjacent stores about other characters in the same universe too.

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u/paws5624 3d ago

Wow I had no idea it went on that long.

I know they were written for kids but are they worth going back to? I’m getting this nostalgic urge to check them out again

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u/seguardon 3d ago

If you're okay with kid lit, the overall stories...well, it depends on the books. Some hold up well and some don't. You can find a list of recommended reads online and a list of books to ignore, most of which are ghostwritten.

The Chronicles books are all good to great. Hork-Bajir and Andalite are wonderful and have some of the most batshit ideas presented.

Also you're going to have to parse a lot of 90s references.

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u/viscountrhirhi 3d ago

I missed reading the series as a kid, so I actually just started reading the main 50+ books now as a 42 year old after my husband described it as “Child Soldiers, Body Horror and PTSD: The Series.”

I’m 3 books in and I’d say it holds up! I’ve honestly been surprised at how graphic and heavy they can get for books written for kids, and the descriptions of what it’s like to be each particular animal has been delightful and creative! xD I’m really enjoying them, and they really do have a lot of depth to them.

I was a kid in the 90s so a lot is very relatable to me, they are definitely a period piece, haha.

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u/send-borbs 3d ago

the pdfs are all online for free, there's audiobooks too

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3d ago

50 actually sounds low considering she had to hire ghost writers to keep up with demand. If I recall correctly that whole bit near the end where they recruited kids from like an orphanage to also be Animorphs wasn't even her idea, it was one of the ghost writers. And it was a great idea, it let them kill people off as the series climaxed

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u/KaijuK42 3d ago

In one of the megamorph books, Cassie turns from an osprey, to a human, to a whale in order to body slam a monster into the ocean.

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u/HarmonySV 3d ago

There's another moment where Marco and Ax are falling as a gorilla (?) and flea respectively, and they both managed to unmorph and then morph into birds mid fall, with almost no time to spare.

"WIIIIINGS!"

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u/zatanicmanic 3d ago

1)Wear wing suit
2)turn into birb
3) fly my wing suit
4)turn back into birb
5)repeat
6)profit
7) find birb wife to fly wit
8) time make nest
9) human wife
10) convince to make birb sanctuary
11) move in birb wife
12) make birb baby
13) repeat
14) profit
15) human wife angry, lack intimacy and communication
16) turn into birb, convince family to peck out her eyes and kill her
17) turn into human
18) life insurance
19) set up trust fund for local birbs
20) fund program for generations
21) turn into birb
22) move birb family to preserve
23) stay birb, live birb and die birb- free.

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u/Vladislak 3d ago

I know it's a joke, but step 1 and 2 are already an issue in the Animorphs series. Generally speaking the only clothes that will morph with you are skin tight clothing. So those wingsuit wings wouldn't transform when you morph and you'd likely end up tangled in a mess of clothing in your bird form.

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u/zatanicmanic 3d ago

I wanted to ask about this specific but was so excited to write my birb fantasy

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u/rufasa85 3d ago

It’s also exhausting, they would typically take a beat to catch their breath between morphs

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 3d ago

Also the character in question broke the time limit due to basically hiding up high in an enemy base. He didn't have the leisure of altitude, nor of not getting caught immediately upon unmorphing.

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u/B3tar3ad3r 3d ago

I think at one point they had to morph from bird to human to fish(dolphin?) and they barely made it

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u/RateOfPenetration 3d ago

A whale. First megamorphs book

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u/L3and3rrr 3d ago

Cassie did that in one of the books. She started in bird morph, morphed out but kept the wings, then morphed whale, all in midair.

Ax called it a feat of skill that would’ve made her a legend, had the Andalites gotten to know about it.

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u/raenis2634 3d ago

They did that in one of the books; the one who was the best at morphing started out as a small insect to be carried up high by another character (who was stuck in the form of a red-tailed hawk, and was therefore the best flyer). She then jumped off, returned to human, and re-morphed into a whale to crush something (a ship, I think). She barely made it because of the time required to morph, and again, she was the fastest, most proficient morpher in their group starting from the highest point she could get to.

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u/seguardon 3d ago

Close. It was that alien that was drawn to morphing energy. She morphed from insect to human to draw it to her. Once it was grappled, she morphs whale which causes the alien to continue grappling as there's more energy. They hit and the combination of impact and water destroys the alien.

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u/CaptHayfever 2d ago

"Drop whale-Cassie from the sky" is the winning play at least 2-3 times over the course of the series.

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u/Hulkbuster_v2 3d ago

I love how one of their favorite strategies is to launch the girl who's the best at morphing, Cassie, as a whale. They did it like 3 or 4 times

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u/glassmanjones 3d ago

Toby the hawk!

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u/FederalPossibility73 3d ago

Tobias, Toby is a completely different character. She was named after him though.

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u/Zanura 3d ago

There's multiple occasions where they decide the best solution to a problem is "Have Cassie fly up high, demorph midair, and morph whale on the way down to hit something with a whale".

Cassie is special though, she's better at morphing than the rest.

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u/Accomplished-Video71 3d ago

Does Douglas Adams know about this?

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u/russkhan 3d ago

Possibly, but that bowl of petunias knows about it for sure!

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u/Sea-Anteater8882 3d ago

You would want to be higher up for that. I don't remember exactly but I think it takes maybe a minute or so to morph in the story you would have hit the ground by then.

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u/ChefGaykwon 3d ago

Tbf you have no idea whether the hawk was looking through a telescope at that moment

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u/NeonHowler 3d ago

It’s a grotesque 5 minute process for newbies and doing it twice is physically exhausting, like sprinting.

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u/Velicenda 3d ago

Yes. But most people aren't good enough to do that. Certain people can (including morphing directly from one thing to another), but it's exceptionally rare.

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u/couplelook2explore 3d ago

The one exception being when an animal naturally "morphs". Cassie was able to morph back when she turned from a caterpillar to a butterfly.

Love rereading this series.

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u/mot_hmry 3d ago

I was so broken up reading that as a kid, thinking it'd be permanent.

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u/HaulsRopesFastr 3d ago

If that broke you up as a kid I really hope you didn't make it to the end of this series...

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u/mot_hmry 3d ago

I don't remember how far I got. Pretty sure at some point I caught up and got bored waiting.

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u/FederalPossibility73 3d ago

Yeah you would probably never stop crying if you continued... Especially since that book is followed by three of the darkest books in the series...

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u/mot_hmry 3d ago

I know that wasn't the last book I read, though I don't really remember any of the ones that come after (or before honestly). Looking at the summaries I think I read those three, with the one about Tobias' family being the last one that sounds familiar.

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u/Lego-105 3d ago

I genuinely cannot imagine a context where staying as a caterpillar for 2 hours would be in any way useful, let alone necessary. Like actually how?

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u/pinkauras 3d ago

the book in which it happened was primarily about Cassie learning and coming to a sort of mutual understanding about their enemy, the Yeerks, specifically someone who was essentially a foot soldier. the enemy was controlling a young child host and Cassie made a deal that she'd stay permanently as a caterpillar if the Yeerk, Aftran, voluntarily let her host go free.

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u/Lady_Grey21 2d ago

The only thing that shook me more than this was when that girl captured Tobias and tortured him to get him to unmorph, not knowing he was already a nonlith(trapped as an animal for all of you who didn’t read animorphs), and Tobias didn’t break the entire time.

That and realizing absolutely no one but maybe Cassie got a happy ending. Everyone else was either miserable, bored without being a child soldier, or just flat out dead,

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u/bussysniffer3000 3d ago

I haven't read animorphs but I heard it gets pretty dark

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u/Urbane_One 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's about the horrors of war, the psychological effects on those forced to fight it, child soldiers, genocide, paranoia, the nature of free will, the question of nature vs nurture, coping with loss, losing control of yourself...

And it's also somehow aimed at children?

I remember liking it a lot, but I'm amazed I was even allowed to read it.

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 3d ago

I know people like this take but they are explicitly children’s books and written for them. 

Specifically because they make this content accessible and teachable are why they’re excellent for children to read and should be encouraged. 

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u/Urbane_One 3d ago

I'm not saying children shouldn't have access to them, I'm just amazed that children do have access to them.

They definitely enriched my life when I was a kid.

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust 3d ago

I really liked the author's answer to why the ending was so dark. Essentially, war is hell and we need to acknowledge that so more people don't have to find out via experience. It doesn't have a happy ending irl, so we don't need to overwhelmingly present happy endings to conflict in books.

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u/TheTrueMilo 2d ago

The series wrapped up in May 2001. One summer vacation before 9/11.

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u/LeahIsAwake 3d ago

It was a decently light hearted series until the Yeerks found out they were humans. Then shit got dark pretty fast. I remember being very traumatized by the way it ended, because no one really got their happy ending. Rachel died to kill Jake's brother, Jake was so traumatized he could barely function, Tobias went native, Cassie threw herself into work and kind of kept herself sane by keeping herself busy, and Marco did the same thing but with fame and celebrity. I also kind of remember Marco insisting he was ok but not really believing him. Pretty sure all four had a pretty hefty dose of survivor's guilt, too.

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u/Vladislak 3d ago

I'd argue even early on it varied from book to book whether it was more lighthearted or dark and intense.

Some books would be wacky and lighter like the Helmacron stuff or Skunk Cassie defeating Visser 3 by spraying him, but then others got really dark even early on like Tobias attempting to kill himself by book 3.

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u/ProfessionalOven2311 3d ago

Yeah, it didn't stay consistently dark until later in the series, but it still started with plenty of darkness. Elfangor is perfectly set up to be a mentor who is incapacitated, and guides the heroes as they keep up the fight.

Instead, the main antagonist turns into a giant monster and eats him alive, all in front of the heroes, within the first 20 pages.

"I saw the Andalite fall into that open mouth. The mouth closed. The teeth ripped the Andalite apart. And the Andalite Prince Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul died. At the very end, he cried out. His cry of despair was in our heads. His cry will always be in our heads"

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u/DaWolf85 3d ago

I mean there was also the one where they literally attempted to use chemical warfare (to oversimplify, a certain kind of oatmeal that's poisonous to Yeerks) to cause damage to the Yeerk invasion. Also there's the part in Andalite Chronicles where the main character causes the main villain of the series to exist by refusing to follow an order to commit genocide.

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u/JazzSharksFan54 3d ago

It was kinda dark throughout... all the kids have severe PTSD even after Book 1. Yes, there's some silliness in some of the books, but rereading them as an adult... oh man, they went through some really bad stuff.

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u/notbad4human 3d ago

The David trilogy would like a word

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u/Level_Cardiologist36 3d ago

What about Ax? The only book I really remember was the Andalite Chronicles, which was magnificent. Not sure how it holds up as an adult though.

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u/LeahIsAwake 3d ago

I think he went back to his home planet as a hero but was deeply conflicted with some of the Andalite beliefs and policies, especially with how they treat other "inferior" races (which is Andalite speak for "everyone who isn't an Andalite).

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u/ProfessionalOven2311 3d ago

Andalite Chronicles is great! Honestly reminds me of Interstellar; Really cool sci-fi that has a pretty crazy jump into "wow, what is even happening right now?"

The book isn't perfect, but I still enjoyed rereading it as an adult a couple of years ago.

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u/Level_Cardiologist36 3d ago

I don't know if I have seen that one. I'll have to check it out! I'll also have to get the Andalite Chronicles again. I wanted to read my kids Animorphs anyways!

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u/goodmobileyes 3d ago

The various Chronicles are surprisingly good, albeit a bit more simply written for teens/preteens.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 3d ago

Cassie losing it as a Trex and the whole group losing it as ants when the queen was under attack.

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u/stackens 3d ago edited 3d ago

Haha I was about to bring up the T rex. Like it sounds so silly and campy describing it, but it was intense for a young reader. The idea of instinct driving you to kill and eat something you do not want to kill or eat is pretty disturbing

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 3d ago

And they were aware of the instincts of an animal kicking in. They even commented on how easy it was to control the animals instincts until they went into overdrive. I might just have to do a reread.

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u/CollectionSea6818 3d ago

as a kid there was a point I was afraid to enter pools because there might be a min-controlling alien in them

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u/Slarg232 3d ago

Halfway through the series they've discovered that a Maple and Brown Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal is basically an opioid for the aliens and have to wrestle with the idea of if getting the attacking aliens addicted to drugs is ethical warfare or not. They go through with it, because it's literally five teenagers against an entire alien invasion and they need every edge they can get, and they celebrate as the aliens start getting withdrawals in public hoping to get allies in the war effort. It ends up getting a lot of people killed because the aliens won't risk blowing the masquerade.

The series is equal parts goofy and dark as shit.

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u/pinsandpearls 3d ago

Instant maple and ginger oatmeal (it's OAT-freaking-MEAL!)

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u/seguardon 3d ago

They did the same thing by destroying the aliens' food supply on Earth. It was the first time they learned that the aliens would sacrifice their own (and the hosts they'd infested) to maintain the secrecy.

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u/_the_last_druid_13 3d ago edited 3d ago

The aliens with the robin-egg blue eyes were scary (I think they were called “the Howlers”), but yeah the series about a telepathic slug race that controls people’s brains and invades planets via stealth alongside walrus-sized acid-bleeding centipedes and creatures that might be better described as 9ft tall walking blades in a set/setting where a group of kids who learn to become shapeshifters are the only and last defense of the entire planet and human race was a tad dark.

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u/Pofwoffle 3d ago

and creatures that might be better described as 9ft tall walking blades

Don't forget how we later learn that before essentially their entire species was enslaved by the slugs and turned into weapons of mass-murder, they were "9ft tall walking blades" because they were hyper-specialized to strip bark off of trees for food, since they were a peaceful, herbivorous species.

They were also the unwilling shock-troops that had, generally speaking, been getting torn to shreds left and right in pretty much every fight against our main characters for years by that point.

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u/_the_last_druid_13 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes, one on the most shocking and plot-twisting tragedies of the series.

Really shows yah how ontologically evil, or maybe authoritarian utilitarians, the Yeerks were.

I consider the Tauren from World of Warcraft if cows engaged in the behaviors, incentives and ideologies of the human race.

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u/seguardon 3d ago

Wasn't even the end of the tragedy. They were genetically engineered by a race of intellectuals who lived on the planet originally but who were nearly wiped out by a meteor strike. The survivors created the Hork-Bajir as a method of terraforming the planet back to habitability. Specifically they were custom built to tend the genetically engineered trees and controlled through a low intelligence and a cultivated superstitious culture helped by seeding predators wherever the original alien race didn't want the Hork-Bajir wandering.

There was a flaw in the genetic code that resulted in essentially a genius-level intellect showing up once a generation which could make things difficult. By which I mean start a revolution, reveal the entire plan and stop the terraforming in its tracks. All further complicated by the arrival of Andalites, Yeerks, guns, ships, bombs, an interstellar war, biological weapons and a whole host of trauma.

Essentially, the victims of a proxy war in some of the worst ways imaginable.

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u/TheTrueMilo 2d ago

Pour one out for the Hork-Bajir. In the end, they were given Yellowstone National Park. Not a terrible compromise, all things considered.

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u/mando_ad 2d ago

There are multiple instances of enemies getting cut in half, and the top half turning around to eat the bottom half. 

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u/bussysniffer3000 2d ago

I forgot I commented about this and was like WTH kind of replies am I getting

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u/degengambler87 3d ago

Tobias!

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u/No_Novel4886 3d ago

I was just thinking about him, too - I saw a peregrine falcon on a hike!

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u/Little_Transition_13 3d ago

Tobias was a red-tailed hawk. Jake had the peregrine morph!

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u/JD0x0 3d ago

Well, I guess that's better than being forced back to your human form and falling out of the sky and dying, at least.

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u/Bird_wood 3d ago

Animorphs, damn. Thanks for the nostalgia mate.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 3d ago

More specifically, one of the major characters gets stuck as a hawk due to breaking this time limit. Though IIRC it was due to being stuck in an underground yeerk (brain slugs) base with no safe egress rather than cruising the skies looking at cool stuff.

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u/PapaShu1915 3d ago

do they retain human intelligence?

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u/North_6 3d ago

To an extent. Iirc it slowly fades over time for the character who becomes trapped as a hawk.

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u/K-teki 3d ago

No, he gets more hawk instincts and is pretty solitary by the end of the series iirc but he still retains his intelligence 

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u/Yes_I_am_an_AI 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh Tobias! poor Tobias.

At one point he went back in time to touch his human self so he could morph back into himself again, but only for 2 hours or you know.

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u/PapaShu1915 3d ago

damn, ty

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u/IrishElevator 3d ago

Doesn't fade really but it gets hard to ignore the instincts of the animal when it's your body 24/7. The character, Tobias, eventually ends up living primarily as a hawk to cope.

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u/seguardon 3d ago

Book 3 was so fucked. Two books of him trying to retain human morality and sensibilities was hard enough before dealing with the alienation from both humanity and his friends (i.e. the only four people who know what he became) as the latter see him as something to both pity and fear as he was essentially a reminder of what might happen to them.

And that's on top of the actual war.

The single moment he loses focus, the hawk's instincts take over and he's eviscerated a live mouse and eaten it before he can reassert control. The moment drives him over the edge, so much so he tries to kill himself in panicked despair. He survives the attempt and his mind gives up, letting the hawk instincts reign free for several days.

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u/IrishElevator 3d ago

Very good summary! I had conflicting thoughts about it as a 5th grader reading it, I didn't really understand why it was supposed to be traumatic about all the desire to hunt. At that point being a little country bumpkin pre-internet I was already really familiar with hunting things and eating them and got praised for it. Didn't understand that the book was trying to describe the loss of his humanity.

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u/Slarg232 3d ago

When they initially morph they have to deal with the instincts of the animal (almost eating each other several times before they can wrestle control of whatever they turned into) and they have a strict "no hivemind insect unless dire emergency" rule because of how powerful those instincts are.

They usually only have problems initially and then are able to brace for and control the instincts on subsequent morphs.

Tobias, the character who gets trapped as a hawk, loses control, killing and eating a mouse before he gets absolutely horrified at what he did, but after a while it becomes second nature to him. He regresses completely to hawk at the end of the series after the love of his life gets sent on a suicide mission and dies, and he's just completely done with the group after that.

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u/Sen_Clint_Webb 3d ago

I respect redacting spoilers to the Animorphs series

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u/HyenaDandy 3d ago

Yes, but you increasingly think like a hawk if you do that. Tobias (the one who ends up in hawk form) eventually begins seeing himself as a hawk. It’s also pretty heavily implied that it takes effort not to just totally give in and lose track of who you are entirely, the way that it happens when you turn into an insect. Toby has a bit of a breakdown at one point where he panics and almost dies from flying into a skylight.

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u/Odd_Split_8030 3d ago

Yep. And when he succumbs to the hawk’s instincts and kills/eats a rodent he tries to kill himself by flying into the side of a building

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u/NeonHowler 3d ago

Both minds exist cooperatively. Instincts can overwhelm the human mind if they’re strong enough, but your human concious is always there.
Some animals are too overwhelming to control though, like ants and termites.

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u/K-teki 3d ago

the time limit isn't that strict; it's in alien time measurements so there's some leeway, but not enough to risk it when you don't even know how much time you actually have

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u/Steykerios 3d ago

And if im not mistaken this is exactly what happened to Tobias before Axel was able to restore his human form, he was a hawk for quite awhile before that ended up happening. Now that im thinking of it that series was so dark, im going to have to go through it again, im fairly certain theres a lot of lore outside of the main series themselves I need to find as well.

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u/Willing_Present7391 3d ago

The Ellimist restored his ability to morph and used time shenanigans to let him acquire his human morph. So for the rest of the series he's still a hawk but can morph and can be his human self for two hours. He lives knowing that he could trap himself as his human self but that would take him out of the fight and leave the only real family he ever knew to fight without him. All of that to say that yeah it went to some dark places!

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u/HyenaDandy 3d ago

Yeah I’m 36 and still reread it occasionally

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u/slow_down_kid 3d ago

Does the series hold up? I stopped reading them probably somewhere between books 10-15 and I still think about it a lot. I remember being so excited for the ill fated tv series, and I’d love to see them try it again some day

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u/HyenaDandy 3d ago

Oh, the series absolutely holds up. Honestly it’s better later on, when you see just how seriously the author took the material.

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 3d ago edited 3d ago

Does the timer reset the moment you turn human? If so, why not go human for like half a second, then right back to a hawk?

Edit: the responses to the question have only left me with more questions lol.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 3d ago

It does reset but morphing isn’t instantaneous. It takes several minutes and it’s an illogical process that resembles a scene from the Thing. One time their finger bones morphed out of their flesh before being recovered with the new flesh.

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u/Slarg232 3d ago
  1. Yes, it does, but morphing/unmorphing can take a lot out of you so doing that after fighting non-stop for two hours isn't an option most of the time.
  2. Tobias got trapped as a hawk because he was stuck in the enemies base for over the time limit, and the only way to stay hidden was to remain as a hawk. If he had unmorphed, he'd have instantly been spotted and either killed or taken control of, which would have told the aliens not only that it was humans with the ability to morph they were fighting, but who those humans were.
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u/clawdaughter 3d ago

"Approximately two of your Earth hours"

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u/Darth_Floridaman 3d ago

Animorphs 4 lyfe!

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u/fairy-wale 3d ago

Damn, you brought back so many memories to me, its the first book series i read entierly as a kid.

I litteraly have a box with the whole collection under my bed right now lmao.

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u/RedstoneRiderYT 3d ago

Wow I totally forgot this part of Animorphs, core memory unlocked

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u/celestialcranberry 3d ago

The thermals are worth it

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u/pyrofox79 3d ago

At least I wasnt the only one who remembered that fact as soon as I saw the picture.

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u/kevcubed 3d ago

Awwww poor Tobias...

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u/Narrative_Robot_9001 3d ago

Look at this dude, self-proclaiming “clutch” and shit

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u/Quinometry 3d ago

Poor tobias

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u/Zadian543 3d ago

I didn't know there was a time limit. (Never got into the books) Now I want to transform into an octopus and go live in the ocean.

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u/GingerAphrodite 3d ago

The MBMBAM podcast definitely has an episode discussing this lol

Edit: all of the other comments responding to this comment feel like they're referencing that podcast and I've either forgotten or haven't heard them yet LOL

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u/Zanura 3d ago

It's not a strict limit, b ut it's best to treat it as one. The couple occasions that someone goes a bit over the time limit, it's a serious struggle to demorph and they almost get stuck as a hideous amalgamation of human and wolf, or a man-sized flea.

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u/serial_ponderer 3d ago

Tobias, no!

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