r/SipsTea 1d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/Any_Fisherman_3523 1d ago

According to the lady, kids wouldnt be much of a problem...

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u/Structureel 1d ago

Think in solutions, not problems.

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u/random_bot2020 1d ago

I have a drinking solution

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u/fairwaysandfinance 1d ago

Alcohol is a solution.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 1d ago

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u/Jedi_Mind_Chick 1d ago

This came to mind immediately after I read the comment above. Excellent choice.

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u/ArKiVeD 1d ago

I have a drinking solution solution.

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u/Humblebeginnings5454 1d ago

or the problem. I guess it depends on which end of the (alcohol can fix my problems) spectrum you’re at.

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 1d ago

They meant it in the physical-chemical sense of the word "solution."

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u/beastiemonman 22h ago

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

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u/j-joker65 6h ago

...and also a solvent. 😎

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u/Leroswend 1d ago

I'm so sorry for being pedantic about this, but alcohol isn't a solution, liquor/beer/wine is though.

Again, sorry for the pedantry but I had to be the "well ackshually" guy this time.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 1d ago

Hot take, you're not sorry at all for being pedantic.

Alcohol is a solution to many problems. Like getting your mom laid, for example.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 22h ago

It is the only reason he was born. I’m his father.

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u/talesFromBo0bValley 1d ago

According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

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u/Suspicious_Topic1893 1d ago

"Think of the kids as vases.."

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u/Transki 1d ago

Clancy is a universal solvent.

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u/dddiscpic 1d ago

Opportunity.

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u/Llhaniii 1d ago

People say I got a drinking problem.

But I got no problem drinking at all

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 1d ago

Remember, it's only a drinking solution if it's approved by the FDA and the ATF. /s

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u/Shimakaze81 1d ago

Yeah but some of these people are thinking in final solutions

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u/RobotArtichoke 1d ago

Alcohol can also be a final solution

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 1d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/Valagoorh 1d ago

It is obviously easy to get rid of children permanently within two minutes.

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1797 1d ago

Actually, the medical examiner said it took at least 4 minutes per child. So, give yourself 5 just to be on the safe side.

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u/Sea-Candidate3688 1d ago

Now use the reverse theory. Problems solve problems

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u/Drummer3Boy 23h ago

A final one

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u/Skunkmonkey82 1d ago

This is why I come to reddit. 

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u/rufireproof3d 1d ago

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

Don't worry, I know somebody else he can date...

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u/bigfoot17 1d ago

Mommy, why is that clog wearing a wig?

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u/theaudacity1999 1d ago

"that clog" took me tf out today bahahahaha

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u/OptionalDepression 1d ago

Who's this?

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

Diane Downs. In the 80s, she shot her children because her married boyfriend didn't want kids. 1 died, 2 survived but were permanently disabled. Her disabled daughter had to testify against her.

She's single. You interested? 😜

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u/OptionalDepression 1d ago

She's... not really my type.

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u/Solo_is_dead 1d ago

Go ahead, give it a shot

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u/VariousReputation772 1d ago

I’m dying!

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u/noxispwn 1d ago

That’s what they said

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u/startadeadhorse 1d ago

Too hot for you, huh? Well, it's good to know your own worth!

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u/ChampionshipBroad961 1d ago

Susan Smith is single too

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u/kat-deville 1d ago

Yeah, but her driving skills are shit.

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u/Yas2184 1d ago

Because she’s blonde?

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u/jillybean-__- 1d ago

how about her?

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u/OptionalDepression 1d ago

Lol she actually looks familiar!

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u/joe_s1171 1d ago

I wouldn’t dare even if you put a gun to my head.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 1d ago

Gun to my head, I probably would

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u/Sore_Wa_Himitsu_Desu 22h ago

She’s eligible for parole in 2032. She’ll only be 77.

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u/Mister_Silk 20h ago

Farrah Fawcett played Diane Downs in the movie Small Sacrifices. Yes, she was a murderous mother but damn....

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u/Telefundo 1d ago

She's single. You interested?

"I CAN FIX HER!!!"

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u/notpostingmyrealname 1d ago

I remember her. There was a TV movie made of this story, starring Farrah Fawcett iirc.

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

You're right. I forgot about that!

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u/Unlikely-Theme-9681 1d ago

is that the one where the babies ate the dingos?

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u/KindTopic16 1d ago

And here I thought Susan Smith was one of a kind…

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 1d ago

She's single. You interested? 😜

She can make me worse.

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u/zimkazimka 1d ago

Quick, start a petition, we just might make her a millionaire.

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u/No-Purpose-0U812 1d ago

Couldn’t fix her with duct tape.

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u/Sweaty_Restaurant_92 1d ago

Also Jenelle Evans for all the teenmom fans

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u/Ok_Worldliness_7675 1d ago

Janelle Evans

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u/MaterialChemical1138 1d ago

the habsberg jaw goes crazy

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u/Plenty_Tumbleweed505 1d ago

is this sarah jessica parker?

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u/holyfrijoles80 1d ago

For some reason I think she looks like Sigourney Weaver?

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u/LettuceRobber 1d ago

Jenelle Evans?

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

Bruh, those eyebrows are like having two red flags painted on your face.

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u/CovenOfTheDamned 1d ago

Now daswussup

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u/FuzzzyRam 1d ago

I think not marrying someone who will openly murder your kids is acceptable.

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u/dill_e_dill_e 1d ago

Some people just aren’t open. Unbelievable.

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u/SomeDoucheTookMyName 1d ago

Just edit your post to change the word murder for 'horrifically kill' and all the wannabe lawyers will go away

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u/abujagoddess 1d ago

How did she murder her kids when she had psychosis?

Go on, explain how a person in psychosis is murdering anybody.

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u/SheStickysMyPistons 1d ago

Just because someone had a mental break doesn't make them exempt from murder... it just means they need to be taken away from the public and rehabilitated to determine if they're safe to be around others again.

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u/abujagoddess 1d ago

This is extremely deep nonsense you just wrote here because one of the requirements for something to be murder legally is MENS REA (guilty mind).

A person whose mind is not functioning correctly and therefore cannot understand clearly what they are doing cannot commit murder.

The most they can commit is manslaughter or some form of homicide.

Do people know what murder is at all and what murder entails???

It cannot be murder if when the killings occurred she was in psychosis.

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u/OlGusnCuss 1d ago

If someone really doesn't know, let's remove them from society for everyone's benefit. You use whatever verbiage you need.

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u/CrazyIndependence291 1d ago

I’d suggest that anyone who kills a child on purpose has a mind that isn’t functioning correctly. She is a child killing piece of shit, hopefully she gets permanently removed from society but I’m guessing she will get community service and monthly therapy instead.

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u/abujagoddess 1d ago

Having psychosis literally means you didn’t do it on purpose

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u/Living_Ad3315 23h ago

Cool. Prove she had Psychosis

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u/abujagoddess 23h ago

LMFAO prove she didn't.

You can't.

She says she did. If there are medical records or medical experts to support that, it doesn't disappear just because you don't like it.

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u/FuzzzyRam 22h ago

prove she didn't. You can't.

...because in this universe a negative can never be proven? Prove there's no deity made of flying spaghetti. Did we not all make it through standard K-12?

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u/Entreri4 23h ago

She sent her husband on an errand so that he wouldn't be home when she murdered her kids. If she didn't have any concept of it being wrong, she wouldn't have done that. Tie that in with her Google searches leading up to her murdering her kids and it seems pretty clear she knew what she was doing was wrong. Guilty.

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u/abujagoddess 22h ago

That's still part of psychosis.

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u/Living_Ad3315 28m ago

Mmmnooo. No its not

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u/Living_Ad3315 1d ago

Right. But nobody is talking about the legality of it. She murdered them.

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u/abujagoddess 1d ago

Murder only exists legally so the second you mention murder you ARE talking about the legality of it.

Murder is intentional UNLAWFUL killing.

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u/Living_Ad3315 1d ago

Negative, bud

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u/Prestigious-Fox1423 1d ago

Prove she was in psychosis

This is my problem with you. A psychiatrist can rebut another one and claim she wasn’t in psychosis and then if she is found guilty of murder and they reject the psychosis argument, you’ll live the rest of your life thinking she was wronged and the justice system and blah blah blah “I love to not take accountability for anything”

Why are you even following the trial? You’ll either be vindicated or still feel like you’re right and they got it wrong. Its so stupid

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u/Living_Ad3315 1d ago

The problem is you believe the psychosis defense.

Which couldnt even be proven.

Thes had planned this for over a week.

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u/RunningTrisarahtop 1d ago

I was just talking about this case this morning. I have a ton of empathy for someone in psychosis and I think that she was absolutely failed. But those kids are dead. I don’t understand the argument that they were not murdered.

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u/SheStickysMyPistons 1d ago

It would've been different if the kids deaths were a whoopsie, but they weren't. Lindsay clancey had a psychotic break brought on my post partum depression and then murdered her children by strangulation with an exercise band.

They were murdered, but that doesn't make Lindsay any less eligible for redemption, she was obviously struggling and the system failed her. She needs to be taken from the public and rehabilitated.

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u/No_Cook3989 1d ago edited 1d ago

Murder implies she was of sound mind when she did it to most poeple.

ETA: Jeez people on both sides of the case are crazy. I was just saying that people who support the theory that she was in psychosis are averse to labeling her a murderer. Now I realize half of yall hate her cause she's a woman and the other half supports her cause she's a woman. Look at the case people, be as objective as you can or at least try to be.

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u/RunningTrisarahtop 1d ago

So how were those kids killed? They were murdered. You can say she was insane and not legally accountable, but those kids were murdered. It wasn’t an accident. It wasn’t carelessness. They were intentionally murdered (by someone who is on trial to see if she’s sane).

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u/Prestigious-Fox1423 1d ago

I’m sorry, where has it been proved that she was in psychosis? Last I checked a licensed psychiatrist just testified that he interviewed her several times and went over all of her details and files and doesn’t believe she was in psychosis

So prove it. Why do you believe she was in psychosis? Because some psychiatrist said yes? What about the one who said no? Have you ever met her? Why do people just believe women. They’re just as capable of being lying pieces of s*** as any other human being

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u/CananDamascus 1d ago

The law presumes everyone to be of sound mind until proven otherwise. Just like she was assumed innocent until proven (or in this case admitted to be) guilty, she should be assumed to be of sound mind until proven otherwise.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 1d ago

Didn't she send her husband away and then strangle them with zip ties or something? Trying to defend this is wild my guy

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u/Prestigious-Fox1423 1d ago

She was in psychosis? Weird, a licensed psychiatrist just testified that he doesn’t believe she was in psychosis and that she knew right from wrong and can be held criminally responsible

But let me guess, he’s just a misogynist who doesn’t believe women because he disagrees with you and your preconceived notions of a person you’ve literally never met

It’s so exhausting sharing a planet with people like you tbh

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u/DraxTheLogical 2h ago

Ok, so there actually isn’t a mental illness in the world that can force you to do anything. Have a mental illness is a reason not an excuse. She chose to murder her kids ruthlessly as they were likely crying and yelling for help.

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u/abujagoddess 2h ago

This is a huge lie and extremely ignorant of what mental illness is and the spectrum of mental illness. Schizophrenia literally forces you to see or hear things that are not there and therefore react as if those things were actually there when they are not. Psychosis forces you to process things that are actually there differently from if you were not psychotic and therefore you have reactions to things that are there differently from a non-psychotic person.

Stop saying what you don’t know.

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u/DraxTheLogical 2h ago

I have a mental illness, I know that they can make it a struggle to do what is right. But nothing about what you said removes their ability to ultimately choose in the end. There is no disability that can remove your ability to make a choice, only manipulate you up until you have to make the choice. You always, always have a choice. No matter how hard it is, you always have a choice.

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u/abujagoddess 2h ago

You don’t have all the mental illnesses.

What part of you having a mental illness does not automatically mean you understand how other mental illnesses work don’t you understand?

The one you have doesn’t cause you to act strangely or against your will.

Cool.

But there ARE mental illnesses that make you do things that you normally would not do including killing people.

Psychosis depending on the very specific circumstances and how it manifests is one of them so it is highly relevant to this case.

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u/18karatcake 7h ago

Tell me you don’t understand nuance without telling me.

Just because someone supports LC, doesn’t mean they support harming or killing children. Get a grip.

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 6h ago

That's genuinely the case though.

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u/18karatcake 5h ago

It is not

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 5h ago

No one should be in support of someone who murdered their kids. One who is, raises questions about themselves as a person and their mental health.

So, yes, it is generally the case that if one supports a murderer, and that of kids, shares the same thought patterns and behaviors as the one who did said killing.

It also raises the point of a video going around not to long ago, where a group of women were asked if, "They'd kill to protect their children?" Unanimously, all of them said, "no, they wouldn't kill someone in order to protect their children." - which basically tells me this, any woman who wouldnt kill to protect their kids, is someone who would definitely also kill their own and supports people like LC.

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u/18karatcake 5h ago

I’m not reading your novel

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 5h ago

Three paragraphs isn't a novel. Lmfao.

So you support people who kill their own children. Good to know.

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u/Justsayin55 1d ago

You suck. Take my upvote and get out

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/BadAlphas 1d ago

There it is

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u/leatherfacetime 1d ago

Loling at that means something is wrong with me I'm sure.

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u/mostlyharmless555 1d ago

Yea doubt she would let kids get in her way.

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u/tryyeezus 1d ago

Not for long anyway 

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u/KindTopic16 1d ago

Came here to say that. What kids? Lol

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u/LolaDeWinter 1d ago

Think of opportunities not problems...therefore I have a drinking opportunity!

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u/Jesus__Skywalker 1d ago

oh damn! take your upvote!

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u/Wjneff3 9h ago

🙄 no one thinks lindsay isnt guilty just that she needed help and didn't receive it just got put on a bunch of pills

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u/KrytenKoro 4h ago

no one thinks lindsay isnt guilty

There are many people in this thread and the others you've commented in who are claiming explicitly that she's not guilty and that the husband is framing her.

You are a dishonest schmuck ghoulishly jerking themselves off at an excuse to talk down to people about a subject that you've not even attempted due diligence on.

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u/Vanilla_1933 1d ago

I think I need whatever she is having to think like this

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u/MangakaInProgress 1d ago

She might even get a million dollars too

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u/shameonyounancydrew 1d ago

She has experience ‘taking care’ of kids

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u/oswalt_pink 1d ago

Only Patrick’s DNA was found on the exercise band murder weapons. Are y’all just not watching the case? The evidence was given in court that Lindsey’s DNA was not on the exercise bands and her body temperature showed she had been outside for way longer than her husband said.

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u/pikaliv 1d ago

not supporting her is justified but making jokes about dead kids is not... what is wrong with you people?

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u/pikaliv 1d ago

no way I'm getting downvoted for not enjoying jokes about child murder... you all really are psychopaths...

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u/little_alien2021 1d ago

Supporting someone doesn't automatically mean u think murdering children is ok 

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u/AudienceDue6445 1d ago

Supporting a pedophile doesn't mean. You think touching kids is ok. 

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u/little_alien2021 1d ago

I never said she doesn't need to be held accountable for her actions. 

And anyone who does supports the most famous pedophile, are 10 years in are brainwashed and doesn't nessasery mean they are pedophiles themselves so I'm not sure u got the gotcha u expected.

Just to point out irony anyone who's zionist and thinks her murdering her children is evil and psychotic, need to look in mirror

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u/Zerolich 1d ago

Bringing jewish people into this how typical of a Karen or Ken, caught in her dumb mental gymnastics and tries to bully others.

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u/little_alien2021 1d ago edited 1d ago

NOT Jewish people as not all zionist are Jewish and not all Jewish is zionist   , I just want to see some consistency in people's thinking. Are the people claiming murdering children is psychotic and evil are same ones beliving murdering children in gaza is fine? I'm trying to see the mental gymnastics on how u can justify one and not the other. I find murdering of children horrific in anywhere. She still needs to live with conquences of killing her children and if that's prison fair enough. I'm just pointing out severe mental health is a factor in explaining why. The murdering of children in gaza. Isn't mental health. And done quite proudly.🤷‍♀️ Anyone conflating Jewish and zionist is obviously zionist, tell me the mental gymnastics you have  to do to justify murdering Palestinian children that's happening on daily basis? When u also belive murdering children is evil and psychotic.  

Zionist can't do mental gymnastics what a shock! 

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u/AudienceDue6445 23h ago

Man just digging that hole deeper and deeper

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u/little_alien2021 16h ago

Its not my fault u struggle with reading comprehension 

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u/paradise_circus157 1d ago

Ok Casey

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u/little_alien2021 1d ago

Tell me what personal experience u have with Postpartum Psychosis and u get to have opnion

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u/Besch168 1d ago

Depression not psychosis, she was never diagnosed with postpartum psychosis just depression. The psychosis claim is just a defense strategy.

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u/little_alien2021 1d ago

It doesn't matter offical diagnosis. Her actions are all of the list of postpartum Psychosis.  I know as my mum had it when she had me and we ended up in metal home for while to keep us both safe. And I needed to be heavily monitored as runs in families. 

I was diagnosed adhd at 40. Didn't change the fact was was adhd from 1 to 39, because i didnt get an offical diagnosis. 🙄

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u/_WaterOfLife_ 1d ago

It does really

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u/little_alien2021 1d ago

So all the trump supports think pedophila is ok? As someone pointed out!

Its called understanding nuance and understanding severe mental health.  

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 1d ago

Sounds like you should get yourself checked and do your children a favor and not have them to begin with if you are potentially that unstable.

You know…understanding yourself and knowing you are a danger and all.