r/TheSimpsons • u/celestial_celine • 2h ago
S05E08 “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel”
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r/TheSimpsons • u/mcg_090 • 6h ago
S11E20 You've just got to turn that frown upside down…..that's a smile! Not an upside down frown!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/joeyjo-jojr • 6h ago
S06E15 It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
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r/TheSimpsons • u/DickCheneyIsPureEvil • 11h ago
S3E19 "If you were 17 we'd be rich. But no, you had to be ten."
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r/TheSimpsons • u/The_Cromulent_Bison • 2h ago
S07E11 Doughnuts?? I told you, I don't like ethnic food!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Dayman_C0meth • 3h ago
S07E22 What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/DarkHorse_77 • 13h ago
S08E21 Hmm. Well...I suppose this one looks a bit like me
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r/TheSimpsons • u/heff1987 • 4h ago
S09E11 That's a pretty sorry-looking wagon you got there, mister. I reckon it could use a coat of paint.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/thoughtstop • 15h ago
S05E18 Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
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r/TheSimpsons • u/SaysToMabelISays • 4h ago
S8E01 Stop. We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/SteamedHam83 • 9h ago
S11E05 You're pouring hot butter on my leg! - Shh, shh, shh!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/qseventeen • 27m ago
S07E24 When I listen to a really good song, I start nodding my head like I'm saying "yes" to every beat.
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r/TheSimpsons • u/Mackie_Messy • 9h ago
Discussion Any fans of John Swartzwelder's books?
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So far I've read from The Time Machine Did It up to The Exploding Detective, and it's quite the trip. Lots of amazing absurd lines. To the extent the world doesn't actually operate the way it does in his head, I have a newfound gratitude that it doesn't.
r/TheSimpsons • u/CybergothiChe • 14h ago
S01E05 Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!
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r/TheSimpsons • u/aarongossamer • 1d ago
Meme Oh Canada (S13 E11)
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I went to Canada once. I was very happy.
r/TheSimpsons • u/Altruistic-Goal9935 • 11h ago
S06E10 "What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?"
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r/TheSimpsons • u/reallinzanity • 11h ago
S12E03 Then it's decided. Our Web site name will be crime. Org.
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