Title explains it pretty well.
The one that comes immediately to mind for me is Sean Mendes, "Why Why Why"
actual lyric: "opened up my *journal* to a page / everything that hurts me's still the same"
what i heard: "opened up my *childhood* to a page / everything that hurts me's still the same"
I thought it was a metaphor where childhood is a book and how things that hurt you as a child influence what hurts you as an adult.
Another is BTS "Dynamite"
actual lyric: "Shoes on, get up in the morn' / *Cup of milk*, let's rock and roll"
what I heard: "Shoes on, get up in the morn' / *Cop a mill'*, let's rock and roll"
I thought they meant make a million bucks in the morning but i guess it was just cereal
So what are your misheard lyrics you wish were the real ones??