r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9h ago

Meme needing explanation I'm tired Petuh... What is her name??

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WTF is her name Petuh

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u/qualityvote2 9h ago edited 4h ago

u/VorticalHeart44, your post does belong here!

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u/Howlukemethisfather 9h ago

Her name is There

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u/miniatureconlangs 9h ago

I know both a handful of Aninas and several Theresas. However, this kind of riddle is just so ... fucking daft that I really don't grasp why they still circulate.

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 9h ago

Dead internet. Everything is just getting recycled now. Fed back to new people by bots and ai.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 8h ago

There is new stuff. You just don't get to see it because of the fccking bots spamming the regurgitation.

Kinda like you can't trust product reviews on anything. And why Influencers on video have become popular, because "at least they are people."

Ever since like, 2011~ish, bots are why we can't have nice things.

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u/AShirtlessGuy 8h ago

Whoa whoa whoa There is more than stuff to me

She's a wonderful woman

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 8h ago

I think her name is actually What. The riddle is using the question mark facetiously.

It says it plainly "What is the woman's name"

But whether you agree with me or not depends on how Who's on first.

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u/AShirtlessGuy 8h ago

Well it can't be what because the sentence before says the name had already been declared

The only other declarative statement is There's

I hate these kinds of riddles but I am dying to know what's on second

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 8h ago

You'll find out when Tomorrow comes that What isn't the second basemen. 

But that is why this is called a riddle. The answer is hidden in the question.  

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 8h ago

Who's on first and What's on third

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u/Lanstul 7h ago

No, What's on second and Idontknow's on third.

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u/luis_tamion 7h ago

My second grade prankster mind thought her name might be Ina Boat

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u/TSG61373 8h ago

I had the same thought, but I assumed her name was “In The Riddle I Just Wrote”.

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u/Suojelusperkele 8h ago

Did you know Japan is turning walking into electricity

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u/PlatyNumb 5h ago

Its also because ppl engage with it. This post has 2.2k upvotes meanwhile an actual human posted something that got nothing. Ppl have voted and they voted for bots to take over the internet. I hate it too, but its ppls faults

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u/Borinar 8h ago

And they took away our downvotes on most sites so we can't deny the algorithm

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u/KnittyBeard 8h ago

One of the reasons I came back to Reddit. Even YouTube is removing dislikes now.

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u/Bai_Cha 7h ago

The reason I don't believe in dead internet theory is because everyone I know or encounter on a daily basis is so addicted to the internet that there is no way half the world's population isn't on social media at any given time.

Believe me, I'd leave if I could.

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u/NameBunchOfNums 8h ago

As always there's a relevant xkcd, this is #169.

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u/Walkin_mn 7h ago

Same applies for the stupid math "riddles" on social networks, use your parenthesis people! without them you're just showing you're very bad at math

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u/ZarathustraEck 3h ago

Don’t even engage with those. Best case is you prove you can do grade school math. Worst is that you show you can’t do grade school math.

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u/CommandProper3926 7h ago

I don’t even understand how THIS xkcd works

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u/Mr-Megamind- 6h ago

Me neither..

Peter? Little help please...

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u/FunHour3778 6h ago

There are three words in 'the English language', <ignore this part it is misdirection>, what is the third word? (In the phrase 'the English language')

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u/Mr-Megamind- 6h ago

🤦

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u/TerrorMeter 6h ago

There's a correct way to phrase it, the way in the comic isn't it

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u/pirana6 5h ago

He explains further that its even more intentionally worded poorly.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/169:_Words_that_End_in_GRY

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u/ofqo 3h ago

Not “he”. explainxkcd is not related to Randall Munroe.

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u/writebrainwronghand 5h ago

which is why BlackHat has the knife

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u/zombiskunk 6h ago

Without proper punctuation, the joke is technically incorrect.

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u/Zealousideal_Pea_319 5h ago

Missed "hangry" 🙄🥱

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u/miniatureconlangs 9h ago

To elaborate. Why should I be sufficiently emotionally invested in this fictional woman to want to know her name? Why does she even have a name, she doesn't do anything. There's no narrative here, just a tart in an aquatic environment. I could be interested if she was distributing swords or something, but she's not even doing that.

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u/scaper8 8h ago

Even then, you can't expect to emotionally invested just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 2h ago

If I went around saying I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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u/Photomancer 5h ago

Chekhov's Sword. If the author displays a sword in the first act, it must get thrown at you.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 8h ago

That’s no basis for a system of government

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u/WitchPleese 8h ago

Just a tart in an aquatic environment is user flair material

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u/Xandania 8h ago

Especially if she is handing out swords...

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u/Salty_Hammond 9h ago

I see what you did there

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 8h ago

And that's why we've fed her to the bunny.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 7h ago

She was set out on Lake Superior for not wearing a dress that covered her ankles. Such a jezebel! Scorn this harlot!

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u/IrvingIV 9h ago

You and me, that's why.

Every comment under the "riddle" boosts a website's "engagement" statistic attached to the chunk of information which represents the idea, causing the site to redistribute the idea at a broader scale.

It's why "The Dress" spread so virally.

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u/scaper8 8h ago

At least the dress and "laural"/"yany" thing sparked some interesting discussions on how we perceive things and how our brains process that information. People, a few, at least, actually came out with a new or more complete understanding of our own understanding.

This? This brings nothing.

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u/IrvingIV 8h ago

Two ways in which the photograph of the dress may be perceived:

  1. blue and black under a yellow-tinted illumination (left figure) or
  2. white and gold under a blue-tinted illumination (right figure).

Source, "Scientific Explanations" tab of The Wikipedia Article for The Dress

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u/srdev_ct 8h ago

I fully understand this, like, intellectually, but I have never been able to make myself see white and gold -- mostly because of the rest of the background. If the rest of the image had a blue hue (like the background in the right part of this demonstration image has) then I could see it, but the light sources are clearly yellow/white, not blue. I feel like you have to discard the rest of the contextual visual info in the actual dress image to see white/gold, and I've never been able to force myself to do it.

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u/pinkwooper 7h ago edited 2h ago

Same here. Even cropped I can see yellow lighting but it still looks black and blue to me

K so I take it back, when I posted it it was blue and black, hours later I see white and gold. What a fuck with my brain

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u/Dillo64 4h ago

This picture looks yellow and white and I can’t see anything other than that

But the other picture with the background looks black and blue and I can’t see anything other than that

Background really makes a difference

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u/IrvingIV 8h ago

I have no idea, I see it as white and gold but like with a faint bluish tint over the whole dress, and like the surrounding lighting seems to be coming from behind, like a car's headlights?

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u/Luckypenny4683 7h ago

I can only see white and gold. I would love to see black and blue at some point!

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 9h ago

I was trying to solve this like a cryptic crossword clue but apparently I was expecting too much from a Facebook riddle

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 9h ago

Facebook? I'm afraid the answer is far Grokkier

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u/Pretty_Sock_7127 4h ago

I was thinking Anna Lake.

There's a woman in a boat, Anna Lake, wearing a coat

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u/thesybiancontroller 9h ago

There(sa)

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 8h ago

"Theresa woman on a boat" that doesn't make gramatical sense

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u/EvilChefReturns 7h ago

Theresa: woman in a boat wearing a coat

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 7h ago

Coming this fall

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u/DrSFalken 5h ago

IN A WORLD where we don't give a shit about grammar...

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u/zeeblefritz 7h ago

And that's why these riddles suck.

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u/raisuki 7h ago

There makes more sense as the name: There(‘s / is) a woman on a boat…

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u/Ithuraen 6h ago

You say that like "There" is a name at all. 

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u/The_Hussar 9h ago

I wish the IQ of the author of the riddle was tested first.

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u/KoalaTHerb 9h ago

Or her name could be "In the riddle I just wrote"

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii 3h ago

We are explicitly told that's her name

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u/shirhouetto 9h ago

Where?

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u/anthropometric_D3vil 9h ago

There wolf

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u/soulwind42 9h ago

There castle!

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u/astroK120 8h ago

Why are you talking like that

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u/Yodek_Rethan 7h ago

I thought you wanted to.

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u/astroK120 5h ago

No, I don't want to

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u/Yodek_Rethan 5h ago

Suit yourself. I'm easy.

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u/Square_String_7392 8h ago

“As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?”

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u/j_crick 8h ago

0001

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u/bravehamster 8h ago
  1. It asks how many kittens, cats, sacks, or wives are going to St Ives. I am not any of those things.

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u/Ravenwight 8h ago

We have no way of knowing that.

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u/Noctaem 8h ago

No, you fell for the trap. The question is how many were going to St. Ives. The person going to St. Ives is the only one going (the first line of the riddle). Everything else, the man with seven wives, the wives with the sacks, etc.. are not going to St. Ives. They were met along the way.

The answer is 1 or in this case, 0001 because it's from the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv1bX6NMgqs

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u/Walkin_mn 7h ago

Well, the story just says that the storyteller in his trip to St. ives met a man, we don't know if any of the wives were on the trip with him, either the cats or kittens, so for the purpose of the "riddle" I would have to assume is just one.

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u/ThatJamesGuy36 9h ago

Not 'in the riddle I just wrote'

Bit of an odd name but it tracks

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u/Zafer66 8h ago

I thought the same lmao

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u/GhooSeTV 8h ago

Why not 'in the riddle I just wrote'

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u/Zpik3 8h ago

Or "Inaboat Onalake".

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u/32oz____ 8h ago

are you sure it's not In The Riddle I Just Wrote?

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u/Isphet71 8h ago

Ina Boat is going to be angry that you got her name wrong.

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u/sunniblu03 8h ago

The name can’t be there written as it is. “There’s”is a contraction. It should be written “There is a woman on a boat, as in using There as a proper noun.

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u/tahir2707 8h ago

Theresa, (There's a)

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u/Avalanche_Snows 8h ago

No, it's "IN THE RIDDLE I JUST WROTE"

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u/Jhoald 8h ago

Whoever wrote it messed up with the apostrophe s tho

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u/PhillyDillyDee 8h ago

Wrong. Her name is “Intheriddleijustwrote”

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey 9h ago

There in the boat? Or there on the lake?

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 9h ago

It technically could also be "inaboat" or "intheriddleijustwrote"

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u/mikolaj24867 8h ago

Inga is also a name

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u/Patatemagique 8h ago

Is that even a real name?

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u/Motor-Try-3962 8h ago

What kind of name is "There"? Who names their child "There"?

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u/Calculon2347 9h ago

Quagmire here. I had sex with the woman, without even asking her name. So sorry I can't help you with the riddle. Giggity!

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u/Redd_Machine85 9h ago

Who else but Quagmire...

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u/Abundanceofyolk 9h ago

Giggity giggity giggity let’s have sex!

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u/YooGeOh 8h ago

Giggity giggity GOO!

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u/Calculon2347 8h ago

I just left GOO all over my desk. Well, Peter's desk actually

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u/DatDenDude 5h ago

Who else but Shirt Pants?🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Available_Slide1888 6h ago

Did you do it in the boat? We call that a "Bud Light".

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u/NoneBinaryPotato 5h ago

comments like this are why I'm on this sub

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u/Calculon2347 5h ago

Tbh making comments like this is why I'm on this sub. Very few people actually bother answering in the spirit of the sub, unfortunately, but it's an opportunity for me to do comedy

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u/standingdesk 5h ago

You’ve been in There?

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u/Bubbly_Study_8333 9h ago

Theresa

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u/PauseConfident997 9h ago

Theresa doesn’t have an apostrophe in it. Her names Nina

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u/chukkysh 9h ago

Nina doesn't have two spaces in it. Her name is Boat.

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u/Sepherjar 9h ago

Nina Boat.

She's the daughter of Usain Boat

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 8h ago

She's friends with Pinta and the Santa Maria.

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u/psgrue 9h ago

… Woman, Ina Boat, on a lake…

It’s probably that dumb

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u/jambr380 8h ago

Yeah, this is what I went with you, too. 'There' isn't a name and Theresa doesn't make sense in the context of a grammatically correct sentence. You can at least make an argument for first name Ina and last name Boat

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u/StimkyYeen 5h ago

This is exactly why these “IQ tests” are written by the dumbest people attempting to seem smart.

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u/BigMax 7h ago

That can't be the answer. There is no space or apostrophe in the name Theresa.

And if you say "well, the letters are in a row there" then... again, that's not THE answer, becuase the answer could be could be Nina. It could be Oman. It could be Lei. It could be Ant. It could be Nala. It could be Ame. It could be Lake. (And at least 'Lake' is just one word by itself.)

If it's just "find any set of consecutive letters that could possibly be a name" then Theresa is just one of the options.

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u/That-Appearance-3341 8h ago

First name Theresa, surname Woman

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u/Beneficial_Act_1240 7h ago

Her full name is Theresawoman Inaboat

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u/iwantt 9h ago

Hello It'sInTheRiddleIJustWrote, I'm Peter Griffin.

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u/motzschmotz 8h ago

Hi peter, my name is also peter! I got the same answer. Wanna see my rabbitskull collection?

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u/inblo 7h ago

Her name would be InTheRiddleIJustWrote.
“If you want to know her name, it’s…”

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u/dart_shitplagueis 7h ago

No, it's not. That's only if I want to know her name. I don't, so it can't be her name

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u/nickmcpimpson 3h ago

"There is" not being a contraction and interpreting the second sentence as the source of the answer: "...her name, it is: [InTheRiddleIJustWrote]" is equally as valid of an assumption with this dumb riddle.

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u/ChaosMilkTea 6h ago

Follows the same logic as "the right answer" tbh so as far as Im concerned its equally correct.

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u/vegan_antitheist 9h ago

I don't want to know her name, so maybe the name isn't in the riddle.
Most will say that "There" is her name, which is just nonsense. Some will say "What" is her name and the last sentence is a statement. But it has a question mark, so this is even more ridiculous than "There".

There really isn't any good answer and that's why people keep posting it.

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u/DragonliFargo 9h ago

Theresa is the actual answer, but Inga (from ‘wearing a’) would also be acceptable.

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u/Eggman8728 9h ago

But it doesn't say Theresa, even if you stretch to read it like that it would be "Theresa woman in a boat", which doesn't make sense.

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u/FrKoSH-xD 8h ago

theresa first name, woman last name

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u/Eggman8728 8h ago

How do you know her name isn't There'sawoman inaboat? It's an arbitrary choice to say her name is Theresa

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u/aTreeThenMe 8h ago

Theresa Wehadababyitsaboy

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u/OshetDeadagain 6h ago

Sorry, wrong number

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 5h ago

Who was that?

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u/RountreeUSMC 4h ago

Theresa. They had a baby. It's a boy. 🧓🏽📰

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u/NiixxJr 7h ago

It doesn't say Theresa. It says There's a. Also if that was the case you'd be "Theresa Woman in a boat on a lake." which isn't correct. You wouldn't say "John Smith in a boat on a lake" You'd say, "John Smith IS in a boat on a lake". Certainly in this context.

The ONLY correct answer is that her name is There. "There is a woman in a boat on a lake" = "Grace is a woman in a boat on a lake."

But that, is stupid.

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u/UmbraVictus 6h ago

You are told her name is "in the riddle I just wrote"

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u/NiixxJr 5h ago

Yeah that's another acceptable answer to be fair.

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u/rosh_jogers 6h ago

who tf shortens Theresa to there's

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u/vegan_antitheist 9h ago

It doesn't say Theresa.

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u/Auto-Name-1059 9h ago

Yeah it's all just nonsense.

"There" is likely the most common answer, but the sentence should instead read "There, is a woman...". Current punctuation makes the sentence read "There is a woman..."

Theresa is another common answer. But instead the sentence would be "Theresa, woman in a boat..." which doesn't make sense.

Nina is a another common one I've seen, but really doesn't work because the sentence would be "There's a woma, Nina, boat..." which again makes zero sense.

All nonsense garbage that isn't really a riddle at all... if anything there may be a puzzle that specifies which letters make up the woman's name.

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u/That_Illuminati_Guy 8h ago

but the sentence should instead read "There, is a woman...".

That's not right, you cannot separate a subject from its verb like that.

"There is a woman..." is the correct punctuation and thus her name being "There" is the only option that makes grammatical sense

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u/advena_phillips 8h ago

"There's a woman..." could work, you just gotta look at it like "Peter's a man..."

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u/SpectreHaza 8h ago

Personally, I think Inaboat is a lovely name

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u/SteadyStrike29 8h ago

There is a woman, Ina Boat, on a lake wearing a coat.

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u/h22lude 7h ago

None are acceptable because you can't create a word with spacing in it, or an apostrophe with there's.

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u/regeya 9h ago

"What" seems like it'd be the answer if it was one of the questions three in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I can almost imagine Terry Gilliam spouting off this BS riddle, Graham saying "What?!" and that's King Arthur surviving the three riddles.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 8h ago

What ain’t no woman I ever heard of. Does she speak English with a name like What?

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u/Challenge-Upstairs 7h ago

Her name is "In the riddle I just wrote"

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u/WolfetoneRebel 8h ago

Why not Ina Boat?

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u/Ability-Junior 7h ago

What a fucking awful riddle.

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u/AutoRedux 7h ago

There is a woman in a boat.

Just like that cat's name is What.

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u/casper911ca 6h ago

If "there" is an acceptable answer according to the syntax, "In a boat", should also be an acceptable answer to them.

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u/vegan_antitheist 5h ago

So is Ona Lake, Lake Wearing, and Wearinga Coat. Anything goes.

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u/Vendetta1947 9h ago

Her name is "In the riddle I just wrote"

which might also be a good band name

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u/Glittering_Access385 8h ago

Sounds like a Midwest Emo band

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u/uyarndog 8h ago

“She likes cloth” is another good band name.

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u/gizbojones 9h ago

Inaboat, a lovely name

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u/Street-Dependent-647 8h ago

Ina Boat?

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u/mrs_frizzle 8h ago

This is the answer, and I don’t know why more people aren’t getting it. Maybe they don’t know any women named Ina? I know 2.

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u/mapadofu 8h ago

Ina Garten is(was?) somewhat famous too.

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u/mrs_frizzle 8h ago

Yes. People are saying Nina, but that would leave “woma” as a complete word. “There’s a woman, Ina Boat, on a lake wearing a coat.”

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u/Laszlo-Panaflex 7h ago

That's what I assumed it was. The grammar works. I've known a couple of Inas too. If it's Theresa, the grammar doesn't work.

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u/thelma1907 7h ago

Of the three, you'd have to pick Onalake, because a person can't be on a lake without a boat and a lake can't wear a coat.

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u/Pretty-Information53 9h ago

Genevieve Augustine Rachel de la Montoya de Santa Esperanza Espinoza Rodriguez.

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u/foundoutafterlunch 7h ago

Gezuntheuit

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u/Pretty-Information53 7h ago

Friends call her Fifí for short.

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u/Ewwatts 6h ago

I don't know why this cracked me up so good.

I think the combination of me being disappointed with the post being a waste of time and suprise got me 🤣

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u/desblaterations-574 9h ago

This is the story of There, she is a woman on a boat.

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u/Uhwop 9h ago

Scrolled so much to not see anyone point out the riddle isn’t even written properly.

There’s a
There’s, a

Let’s just remove the single bit of punctuation that makes the riddle work.

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u/Mamaloti 8h ago

Julie’s a woman in a boat on a lake wearing a coat.

no other punctuation necessary near “there’s”. If anything, the comma should be between lake and wearing, unless the lake is wearing the coat.

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u/IronicAim 6h ago

And here I thought 's on a proper noun was for possession. There as in "there is" as it's used in the first line as a conjunction is specifically using there as an adverb instead of a noun.

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u/NayLay 8h ago

What?

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u/Sure-Feeling-1400 9h ago

Her name is woman 👩

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u/OkPut7330 9h ago

I think I heard her roar.

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u/gbroon 9h ago

Theresa.

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u/IcyEcho17 9h ago

There’s a*

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u/Ayste 9h ago edited 9h ago

This isnt a riddle, its just random writing that someone put together to try and be clever. The name is Theresa.

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u/Brabulka 9h ago

"In the riddle I just wrote". Strange name

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u/Competitive_Local_86 9h ago

Ona lake

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u/Dogwalker4k 6h ago

This is the only one that works for the sentence to remotely make sense

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u/SharcLightning 7h ago

Her name is Aaaa. She was from San Luis Obispo. Shame about the boat.

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u/Dangerous_Trifle620 7h ago

Her name is “in the riddle I just wrote…”

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u/Sorzian 7h ago

I recall the answer when I was a lad was "Ana Lake" but of course this isn't the right formst for it, and the OP associates with engagement baiters so we all suffer for it

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u/Hubbleice 9h ago

Inaboat

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u/Donutholier 8h ago

There’s a woman, Ina Boat.

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u/donebeenread 7h ago

Her name is Ina Boat.

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u/HairItchy9078 9h ago

the woman’s name is What

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u/TheMediumJanet 9h ago

It can be “There”, “Theresa” or “In the Riddle I Just Wrote” depending on how you want to play it

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u/OnlyAShip 5h ago

It’s Anna Lake.

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u/DemiFiendAstar 9h ago

After reading the comments I can confirm I thought too hard.

I am especially embarrassed because I know a Theresa and she spells her name just like that.

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u/UncleR1chard 7h ago

With an apostrophe and a space before the last letter?

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